I need to buy a lotto ticket because I just had a testing meeting where everything worked as expected on the first go. Please clap.

Just want the fbi to know I’m reskeeting this not as a threat but because I too watched all the extended editions bonus content and this made me laugh very hard

Guide us waking, O Lord, and guard us sleeping; that awake we may watch with Christ, and asleep we may rest in peace.

If Homan didn’t take the $50,000 in a Cava bag, where is it?

Apparently a hot take (but one that is rooted in the Gospel of Jesus Christ): Fascism is bad. 🔥 🔥 🔥 ⚓️

Pope Leo XIV denounced the “pandemic of arms, large and small,” as he prayed publicly for the victims of the shooting during a Catholic school Mass in the United States.

BREAKING: We just subpoenaed the Epstein files. As a survivor of sexual assault, I know the pain & trauma survivors carry. This subpoena is a massive victory for every survivor who has ever been silenced, dismissed, or harmed. Bondi must release the files immediately. We demand accountability.

The GOP just voted, unanimously, to block the release of the Epstine files. Let that sink in. House GOP voted to keep files detailing Epstines crimes (rape and trafficking of children) secret rather than let us see it. The republicans voted to protect pedophiles. And I think we all know why.

Saw #Superman tonight. Fantastic movie! Go see it!

Fresh ink! My most recent tattoo!

It's odd to watch Ted Cruz & Tucker Carlson, two men who have made careers out of ignoring Jesus, trying to out-Christian each other.

Everything that is happening and will happen with Iran is a direct consequence of Trump’s first-term decision to shit on American diplomatic credibility by impulsively shredding a hard-won nuclear agreement.

We absolutely must not forget what this administration did to Senator Padilla, because it tells us what they are willing to do to us.

Lord, in whom are perfect justice and mercy without contradiction, bring them both to this land, particularly to the city of Los Angeles. You alone are true peace. Lord, grant us that peace. 🙏🏻

Idk who told you this was Calvinism but it’s not. Not even close.

The head of G3 Ministries, a group that has helped lead controversial campaigns in the SBC as part of an opposition conservative faction, has resigned for anonymously operating divisive social media accounts and lying about it. G3 has canceled its upcoming conference. g3min.org/statement-re...

Now that a Midwesterner is Pope, penance is 10 Ope Sorrys

You guys. Pope Leo XIV is (probably) the first Pope in the history of Popes to save big money at Menards.

The Cuban-born mother separated indefinitely from her 1-year-old baby girl. Three young children, ages 2, 4, and 7 — three U.S. citizens — banished and vanished along with their Honduran-born mothers. The 4-year old sick and suffering with Stage 4 cancer — ripped from the comfort of…

Christ is Risen! Glorify Him!

They're rounding up Americans!!!!! 👀

This explains why they think all those dead people are getting checks.

Sioux Falls, South Dakota #3E #Handsoff #FiftyFiftyOne 📷 @nanaclarabelle.bsky.social @pos47.bsky.social @scottwessels71.bsky.social @julieis66.bsky.social

The Scots know how to fight for freedom! Hell yeah!

The Bible and the BCP are like salt and pepper. When someone at the other end of the table asks for one, you pass them both.

This is brilliant. A declassified World War II guide for citizen saboteurs on how to fight fascism is going viral www.404media.co/declassified...

So Mumford & Sons has a new album out today!

the Big Lie is now not only official US government policy, but if you don't accept it the president will personally punish you

Rooting for you from deep red South Dakota!

Trump said he was going to end this conflict less than 24 hours after taking office with one phone call to Putin. He also said repeatedly in the last few weeks how much Putin wants peace. He has nothing to say about this tonight though.

When we Christians interpret the Bible with an unforgiving literalism towards our fellow citizens, yet interpret it with graciousness towards our preferred politicians, that’s when we can be certain we are just using it to leverage our own power and privilege rather than to actually love others.

Almighty & everlasting God, you called your servant Patrick to preach the Gospel: Raise up in this & every land evangelists & heralds of your kingdom, that your Church may proclaim the unsearchable riches of our Savior Jesus Christ; who lives & reigns with you and the HS, one God now & forever.Amen

They started with the undocumented, then they went after visa holders and permanent residents, now it's naturalized citizens. How many times must history rhyme and repeat before we realize what's going on?

What a week, huh?

That’s some serious lip control. I really hope it’s a sign that she’s trying to remember the oath she took and searching for the soul she buried a thousand feet beneath hot lava.

“‘Look, Sam!’ he cried, startled into speech. ‘Look! The king has got a crown again!’ The eyes were hollow and the carven beard was broken, but about the high stern forehead there was a coronal of silver and gold… ‘They cannot conquer forever!’ said Frodo.” (Tolkien, RotK)

There it is! "Putin went through a hell of a lot with me. He went through a phony witch hunt." He is referring to them weathering their collusion becoming public, and now is the big payback: together until the end.

When I was a teenager in an evangelical church in Arizona, my pastor would have used this as an illustration of the Antichrist.

This is the truth. No landslide; no mandate.👇

Idk why but I read this in the cadence of “we are the pirates who don’t do anything” 😂

Steve Bannon, after calling for Trump to be President for life, did a Nazi salute on stage at CPAC. Nazism has officially taken over the GOP. The few remaining conservatives have a choice: either leave the party and obstruct it—or choose to be complicit.

Christ have mercy! 💔

I too have this problem.

What an international embarrassment our government of frauds and grifters is.

I'm hearing now that *every* technologist CFPB hired to investigate Big Tech was fired this evening. That's somewhere between 70-100 people. wired.com/story/dozens-of-cfpb-workers-terminated-in-after-hours-firing-blitz/

Are we great yet?

It appears that the "constitutional crisis" argument (which is very accurate) is working if they sent the press secretary out to make this very stupid statement about it.