Having one of those days where I’m feeling very disabled and very behind in life. 🫤

The full moon really is full mooning this week

Can I go home yet?

If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be? (Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.) Being from the PNW I tried to make this as realistic as possible. Factoring in where I live geography wise made this very difficult to choose!

Throwing around buzz words and phrases out of context does not an activist make. 🤦🏼‍♂️

I’ll legit block people over having opinions that I think are stupid sometimes what is wrong with me. then again they’re usually weird ass bitches who won’t let people enjoy things they don’t like/don’t understand.

New post is up on my patreon now! Go check him out and see the uncensored version with his very pretty curved dick 👀

“Can I pay you back on _______? My son’s surgery cost a lot more than initially expected?” This same person all of a sudden has money to go out to what looks like an expensive dinner with a friend before paying me back… that’s fucking crazy.

Ai posters are chopped 🙅🏼 let’s use our creativity and support real artists pls!

I think it’s high time I start ignoring people who don’t follow through on what they say they will do. Ready to start going ✂️✂️

Really need a big strong man to scoop me up in his arms right about now

Y'all come watch this cutie do some gaming!

Shout out to my nervous system for reminding me when I need to pull back and connect with myself.

Men who tell you everything about their day/issues but make no effort to ask you about yours are exhausting.

Thankful I have the skills to regulate and manage myself when men are acting like, well, men 🤢

High key zoombinis

Now we let it simmer and we wait

Dancing to abba and making pho in the kitchen is a nice way to spend a Monday haha

wow. this is…incredible.

it’s December 1st — World AIDS Day. A day to honor the lives we’ve lost, uplift those living w/ HIV, and remind ourselves why this fight still matters. We celebrate to acknowledge progress, confront stigma, and recommit to a future where HIV is no longer a threat to any of our communities.

Men are such strange creatures.

i did know him. that is, our paths did cross. on bluesky

I need a femboy to ruin my life

Idk why I’ve had such an urge to top lately. Like fuck 😵‍💫🥴

Had a suuuuper cute NB over tonight 🙈 finally going to bed lol

The way I need a hole to breed rn

It’s time to embrace the food coma.

Remember. Today when you hear a family member call it a lifestyle choice, you are allowed to call them a cunt. I did to my aunt on thanksgiving, so can you

Me: omg why is he texting me this things My friends: omg he likes yooouuuu Me: ew 🙈🤦🏼‍♂️

My mom decided to open the oven door because she was going to worry my cheesecake would burn (it was nowhere near burning) so it mildly collapsed in the middle BUT I made it look like nothing happened. So 🤣

HOST: No politics at the table, please. EVERYONE: Of course. ME: *pours out all the water* I hate ICE

This cute guy sent me a video of him cuddling with what I assume is his dog and it was such a sweet moment to witness 😭

AKA: Why does everybody have ADHD now

Time to stop being the problem and start being the solution!

Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism.

If you wanna make really stupid looking memes, learn photoshop like the rest of us. Stop using AI.

There’s no place like home 💚🩷

simple but effective drag name idea: boob dylan

Saw Wicked and now I don’t have to worry about spoilers 🤭 yes I have seen the Broadway production. I just wanted to go into a new iteration of the second act with no expectations. Defs need to see it again!

Gonna log out of Bsky until I see Wicked: For Good because I don’t trust any of y’all gays to not spoil it 😭

A time for us all to gather for a meal, a celebration of the birth of a very special child, born miraculously through immaculate conception. Reminding us that what truly matters is what's inside... 🎄

Tired: whistleblowing Wired: snitchcraft

slay miss rupaula abdul

I need bubble tea, anime and cuddles 😭

“You can’t call everyone you disagree with Nazis!” The people I disagree with:

When a man says “I’ll take care of you” I instantly go 🥴😅😵‍💫

Cum inside of me plz&ty

Evergreen

Is it this? This video is legendary!