Thinkin about Hobama

Fuckin the weed man for fuck and weed

Buffalo Chicken Dip Victim

If one more thing happens to me today

I got too drunk last night but!!! I did look insanely good 😎

Peeled Marlow today!

Somewhere in the Marshes

Gigantic turkey sandwich after two hours in the river kinda goated

Tfw Hundreds of Beavers

Like CLOCKWORK BAYBEEEE

"i'm a committed catholic. also i waited six years to baptize my child"

i just made this. pls enjoy

ok who says that last one

Smoke shop within walking distance of my house is ✨ permanently closed ✨ RIP

I don't have anything clever to say, enjoy titties

Tfw Windhand

Finally own a pair of jeans I don't hate 🫡🫡🫡🫡

Thinking about Paralives

Went on a first date for the first time in two years and it was GOOD

Night Hunter by Vitali Skvorkin

Nancy 5/30/26

I think the extremely grown out blonde roots are looking really cool and intentional now

Kenichi Nakaya

Went to a show and now I have crumbled into many pieces

I've been back into LOTR and birdwatching, seven year old me must be so proud

A freak in the bed is with two in the bush

Sidewalks low-key goated when you're a pedestrian

I'm growing out my undercut and it's at the stage where if I pull the length of my hair back into a ponytail I look like a fledgling robin

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

huffing fumes in that cave must've felt so good for the oracle of delphi

what do you call it when the president steals an unfathomable amount of wealth from the treasury and then declares it illegal to investigate him

I'm so tired I fucking hate insomnia Jesus FUCK

Computa, why are the only emotions I'm capable of experiencing lately dread and also fear?

I'm interviewing to be a bar trivia host 😤😤😤

Finally getting around to doing some Depop listings, I'll edit them later but I'm glad I've got them up at this point

Ahhh, the impending doom of Mother's Day weekend. Nothing else like it.

Wearing my glasses more often so I can identify birds from a further distance

Sneezing hard or hardly sneezing?

I've been trading music with my youngest brother for the past few months and I finally introduced him to Bauhaus and he LIKES IT

You’re laughing. Our obese stupid senile pedophile president is trying to barricade himself in his winter palace after sinking the nation into an empire shattering conflict he cannot win and you’re laughing.

I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.

I hate it here (consciousness)

Drinking metamucil for the flavor

I think the cats I've been seeing the past few weeks live in the junkyard adjacent to our backyard 🥺 I've been out on the back deck all day and that's where I keep seeing them coming and going!!

Bro, just put the bone broth in the bong, trust me

Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Dublin, Ireland.

I haven't posted nsfw for so long but I've been feeling really hot lately >:3

24 mg Melatonin, 100 mg of my other sleeping med, two shots of Kraken

Fuckin so hard I had activity induced asthma attack