the antiques roadshow guy said this vase is worthless and my grandpa was “stupider than shit”

Google how do I instantly learn to ride a bike no practice involved

There is something evil in this office kitchen that fucks with my Bluetooth headphones

HATSUNE MIKU?!

Truly going through some Shit lately Everything is temporary etc. but man. Can we fast forward through this stage lmao

(things going horribly for me) Well well well, it seems things have just gotten interesting

currently supplement maxxing trying to work out exactly what I'm deficient in

just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that

I’m taking a cruise on the Demeter and this other passenger is SO ANNOYING. He’s at the buffet asking if they’ve got any blood?? What kind of a cruise does he think this is?

Have never been so humbled in my life as at a pilates class

I fear my entire sense of style is devolving into items with black and white gingham print

received some very stinky gifts this year

“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

We all have that one homie who is sallow like unto a corpse

You there, boy! What day- (gunshot)

Entering food coma nap state

People yapping on early trains has pushed me over the edge and i need to get over ear headphones

okay wait infinity nikki is really fun....

Idk why I'm so nice to callers at work when I hear people a few desks over being so mean LMAO

Entering the stage of my twenties where I'm starting to go yoghurt mode

all things i do glorify christ. not on purpose or anything. i'm not a religious person. he just vibes with me. jesus fucks with the vision

Tried to book a blood test and it turns out you can just walk in???

Want to rollerskate after work but also have chores to do.... Also not good enough to rollerskate while doing chores

i'm here now