Obsessed with this needlessly sexy description of candles (The Possession of Alba Díaz by Isabel Cañas)

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Life update ❤️

Good morning

Thanks to AI, I now get a warm fuzzy feeling whenever I see a typo in an email

This picture was taken in 2000 by an Associated Press photographer who was allowed to be present as an observer. ICE now keeps press blocks away from the areas where they are operating. One of the first actions ICE takes during a raid is to confiscate phones.

Played through The Séance of Blake Manor with my partner over the past couple weeks - amazing game. Cool art style with characters full of stories that twist together delightfully as you dig deeper, plus they really crushed the mystery mindmapping so we never felt lost or overwhelmed. Twas great fun

Got this one done in time for Kids Day 😈 #bulls #nba

2026 bingo card just dropped

The results are in! No bingo but still far more successful than 2024 😇

holy shit i think i won whamageddon this year

i think vince gilligan's success as a showrunner comes down to to two equally important pillars 1. he is a brilliant, innovative, and brave storyteller 2. he is humble and evidently treats his collaborators and employees with the utmost respect

Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.

truly one of the geniuses of posting

Just willingly ran on a treadmill for the first time in my life

2026 is the year i join the fools who convince themselves they're gonna work out now. except i'm right

i will be incomplete until i see marty supreme

i've started running 50-fear in hades 2, not to beat it but to force myself into having such a miserable time i break my addiction

the best to ever do it (be fast meat)

I beat hades 2 #hades2 #gamer

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Had some fun this week making animations for the first City Edition game of the season #bulls #nba

Getting the vibe that I will blow out my upper right back sometime in the next two weeks

Turns out my go-to strategy of always buying knives from wedding registries does not translate to baby registries

I'm the Michael Jordan of whatever I set my mind to cuz I stick my tongue out a lot

Happy Men's day. Trans Men are Men. Dismantle the patriarchy.

i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

CBD is decaf weed

It was getting increasingly unbearable to spend time in my home office so I tore down half of the foam paneling and rearranged the furniture. And folks? I recommend it.

A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword

that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan

Eavesdropped on two bros at a coffee shop talking earnestly about how we would all be better off staying curious about others’ perspectives and emotions rather than judging them for their actions. Men are healing y’all

After 403 runs, I have accomplished 32 Fear All Aspects Underworld. Now for the surface #hades2 #gamer

so many good pictures out there

i hope zohran mamdani wins the new york city mayoral election

The dream is over for Chicago. Bulls can still finish 81-1, but season feels hollow now.

Seen on another Divvy bike this morning

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

if youre cold theyre cold

despite everything i cant hate him........... he cannot help what he is.....

Aram the GOAT for visiting my home yesterday, helping me and Jenny put on a 7.5-hour Balatro championship stream, and now showing the world I Sit Like That

WORLD JOKER TOUR BALATRO CHAMPIONSHIP GRAND FINALS LIVE NOW!!!!!! twitch.tv/gusrachels

needed a quick mental reset at work so here's my humble opinion on how good all the #hades2 boons are

My 50th surface clear in #hades2 is also my final clear in All Aspects Both Directions, which should definitely be an achievement but I don’t make the rules

Made these graphics #blackhawks #nhl

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

Too busy to make a fun promo rn but I WILL be playing in the Championship Finals of my Balatro tournament two weeks from today It’s gonna be a DOOZY, best-of-5 PvP madness, the culmination of this ridiculous six-month long personal project of mine, and I might even win my own trophy Mark your cal!

Folks… I made these graphics #blackhawks #nhl

Why is Pritzker letting IL state cops help ICE abuse his state??

kind of a coin flip these days as to whether i sleep like a liddle itty bitty baby or i descend into madness as the hour becomes witching and every part of my body is a different temperature and it feels like a swarm of flies is trying to escape through my scalp (physically and mentally)