I have about 300 hours in Hades 1 and 150 hours in Hades 2 Early Access Hades 1 is the best video game of all time and Hades 2 is better than Hades 1 Does that make sense?

unfortunately my hyperfixation tectonic plates are shifting towards minecraft speedrunning before i can finish what i started and win my six-month long balatro tournament

Had lunch with a college friend yesterday and successfully got her husband hooked on Balatro 👍👍👍

CURRENTLY LIVE Playing in my own Balatro tournament for a spot in the FINALS Jenny is commentating and she is lovely! Get in here!! twitch.tv/gusrachels

I’m sorry 💔

zuck is living proof that you don't have to be smart to be successful, you just have to be super evil

Keith Haring, 1983

This Friday, it's finally time for me to put my💰where my 👄 is. After months of hosting Balatro tournament streams, I'm now stepping into the ring myself, with one matchup standing between me and a spot in the Finals. It's time to win this thing my damn self 😤🏆 twitch.tv/gusrachels

moments from the @gusrachels.bsky.social balatro tournament

WORLD JOKER TOUR SEMIFINALS!!! THEYRE NOW!!! twitch.tv/gusrachels

Just telling it like it is. #balatro #worldjokertour

A sincere THANK YOU to LocalThunk for delaying the Balatro 1.1 release so that my historic Balatro tournament World Joker Tour can conclude in 1.0

some good chats last night with @sophieapparently.bsky.social

E x p l o r a t i o n t r i p #pixelart

I’m not addicted, you’re addicted #balatro #worldjokertour

Despite Sophie's callous trash talk on another microblogging platform, I am thrilled and delighted to be playing against her in Minecraft Lockout this Wednesday. It's anyone's guess who will win, but I always have fun when craftin' with Soph, so I'll leave feeling like a winner either way 😊

gonna try to beat Minecraft in under one hour twitch.tv/gusrachels

TONIGHT!! @ 8PM CT! @posneg.bsky.social and @shredberg.bsky.social compete in a best-of-3 PvP Balatro series to move onto the Semifinals! They are both really really good at Balatro but only one of them can win!! How is this possible??? Tune in to find out! twitch.tv/gusrachels #balatro

BALATRO CHAMPIONSHIP LIVE NOW twitch.tv/gusrachels

Tonight, two of the best Balatro players I know will face off with a PvP mod, trying to outscore each other every Boss Blind It's the beginning of the Championship series for a tournament I have been running since April It's gonna be lots of fun and I hope to see you there :) #balatro

DMing my first in-person session basically ever tonight so I spent the weekend making these DM screen inserts and I think they are cool

an easy conversation <3 🍅🥬🍳 #papercollage #collageart #artsky

practicing balatro multiplayer with my friend harry cuz we have a CHAMPIONSHIP to TRAIN FOR twitch.tv/gusrachels

The winner of World Joker Tour Bubble Bash: @shredberg.bsky.social! After a ninth-place regular season finish, he advances to the Championship bracket thanks to two absolutely stellar high score performances. He's proven his Endless Mode dominance, but how will he fare against the top 5?...

WORLD JOKER TOUR BUBBLE BASH GAME 2 IS LIVE RIGHT NOW twitch.tv/gusrachels

Closest coffee machine and bathroom are both out of order at work today theyve got me goin on damn sidequests over here 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

Letting out a delicate, involuntary moan of pleasure every time the noise cancelling switches on in my headphones

It's real, it's happening, and I've got a shiny new graphic to prove it. @shredberg.bsky.social, Jared, and @struk.bsky.social go head-to-head-to-head TO-NIGHT, battling through Balatro boss blinds with skyward scores in hopes of reaching the Championship! 🏆 See you there! ➡️ twitch.tv/gusrachels

UPDATE this stream has to be postponed due to player illness :( I will share more details once we can figure out a reschedule. Sorry for the mixaround! (May stream tonight anyway just to hang tho)

Three remain. Only one can win. See the epic conclusion of my Balatro high score competition TONIGHT!! 3️⃣ players at the 🔝 of their game making 📈BIG HANDS🔥 for a slot in the illustrious World Joker Tour Championship 🏆 You sure as heck do not wanna miss it!! Follow here: twitch.tv/gusrachels

Some people think all I do is make gaming tournaments Well that is not true because I also win them You can watch the first step of my full bracket sweep in @ahvahhediting.com's 2nd Mario Party Tournament Tomorrow vs @biggarffan37.bsky.social @commrio.bsky.social @triattackzach.bsky.social !

ICYMI, here is the full VOD from last night's stream! #balatro #gamer #esports youtu.be/XtLXEeTxy4o

A big fat congrats to the winners of Bubble Bash Game 1 - Jared, @shredberg.bsky.social, and @struk.bsky.social! 🫧🎉 With red seal kings as far as the eye could see, they exploded to fantastic heights and will be competing for the final spot in the Championship bracket next week! 👀🏆

adding e-sports commentator to my resume 😌

IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!! FIVE BALATRO GAMES AT ONCE. THREE WILL WIN, TWO WILL DIE GET IN HERE!!!!!! twitch.tv/gusrachels

folks, THIS IS TODAY!!! Please do not ask me how many times OBS has crashed in the past 24 hours of setup! Do not!!!! SEE YOU AT 7 O CLOCK SOMEHOW

The one and only time I used a petsitting app, the sitter texted me after two days asking if she could stop scooping my cats' litter. And like, what else am I gonna say to a stranger with a key to my apartment other than "sure 🙂" smh

Anyone got recommendations for an online D&D accessories retailer (battle mat, DM screen, minis, spell cards, etc)? Looking for the best combo of good value and non-horrible labor practices

running out of time to make all the stream assets i need for tomorrow :( still gotta finish my transition setup and make a wheel spinny and fix my rotating ticker setup :( not even to mention the game over screens and stream deck buttons :( pray for me :(

I'm in this!! Catch me Friday night at 8:30pm CT playing PRO MODE Mario Party in a COMPETITIVE BRACKET!!! YEAHHHHHHH twitch.tv/gusrachels

on saturday the 9th i'll be doing a 12 hour stream to raise money for specialeffect, a uk based charity bringing accessible gaming to disabled people. i have a bunch of fun collabs planned and a ton of donation rewards. we'll be starting at 1pm bst! more info below :]

Manosphere should just be replaced with this:

Hey @localthunk.com check out how much I like your game #balatro #gamer

Good hair day AND I got a raise 👍👍👍👍

Kids playing Ozzy's Crazy Train on xylophones

✨🃏WORLD JOKER TOUR IS HERE 🃏✨ First up: BUBBLE BASH 🫧💥 Starting in just two weeks, witness five of the best Balatro players I know battle through two curated, cracked seeds to fight for the final slot in the Championship bracket!! Follow here: twitch.tv/gusrachels

here’s just a list of numbers

I’ve started organizing an in person dnd campaign where real human beings are gonna sit their actual flesh sacks down in my apartment and write on sheets of paper with pencils and let me assure you I am positively quivering with excitement

finally living out my #balatro png tuber dreams thanks this awesome portrait by @tofupixel.bsky.social 🃏😍