Talking about sex is hilarious because it's so nuanced. You know who got stamina and act like they don't? Women that use to be very heavy. You lost how much weight???? Yea let me hydrate and stretch. Not finna ho me in the group chats, my baby 😭

Y'all are ignoring this because you know your breath stinks. Go floss your fucking teeth, that's half the battle right there. When's the last time you flossed your teeth? Fuck all of that sex shit.

Nobody cares how long y'all are fucking. How long are you brushing your goddamn teeth for? Because we need to talk about how so many of y'all have fucked up ass breath. You're not flossing, you're not using the brushes, the tonsil stones, I've seen them come up out throats mid conversation.

I been coloring in my coloring book lately…

Come do a dab with me…

One of them…

My 2 favorite looks are the full oxblood fit, and the yellow dress/ Balenciaga boot combo. Nobody touching my forever First Lady. 🔥🔥

The best to ever do it

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Old school Scooby

Tobey Maguire

I'm sleepy, cranky, heavy, and I'm missing something 😪

Knowing that if we could choose to be any other race, we would still want to be Black

We’re magic.

Jhene, but Alina has some heat.

Listennnnn and my fishnets are expensive.

The way my block button does numbers should be studied.

Somebody on Reddit said they stopped scrolling apps and started watching a movie a day. Having positive results.

Brorilla need her ass whipped.

Head?! I can’t remember the last time my lil poundcake was licked. Y’all have already had sex this year?!

Relax your throat & make eye contact 😌

Bout to beat my meat and go to sleep. ✌🏾

I nominate Aries Spears

I think it's time. #soon

Corey Holcomb and Akademiks should be put down. There’s plenty more that need dirt naps too. However I’m focusing on them at the moment

I care and also feel so lost.

This man sent flowers to my door. I—

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Bout to go watch Idlewild right now.

And now… The breakdown that we ALL needed. OutKast… Happy Black History Month!!

9/10 yes we’re gonna have sex that day. But if the day is truly for love, wouldn’t you want to wow your partner? Make them feel like “wow this person really sees me.” If that ain’t the aim just keep it P

I like the name!

They forgot to redact his name in this file. Probably because they can’t read cursive handwriting 🤢🤮🤢 Part of a 36 page document if anyone wants to read the letter. 👇 File EFTA01682031

Muthafucka said Puerto Rico not part of the United States

Put this in every Black History Museum!

His name is Smoke.

Freak Hoe - Speaker Knockerz😛🤘🏾 #HappyBlackHistoryMonth

Plus I don’t have a Valentine anyway. Me and my homegirl doing Galentine’s Day, and going to see Cardi. I do have gift ideas and can’t wait to put her gift together. But no man, no bae, no Valentine. 👎🏾👎🏾

Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. I’ve gotten dolled up and taken myself out before. I didn’t want to do that this year, so I think I’ll just OVERLY decorate my place and do a photo shoot at home. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

This is what I plan to do. Some pampering, self care, movies, dinner, etc.

The fact that this is completely avoidable yet… this! Incomprehensible…

When her laugh is a loud witch cackle>>>>>>>>>>>>

I'll say it again. If you're more upset with me about how I talk about white people than the catastrophic damage white people cause with their collective political influence, you're just a racist. Me and mines haven't been voting the country back to the dark ages since the Civil Rights Movement

Fries, mashed, then au gratin immediately after.

It melts me, jeezus crice. 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #NeedThat

Relax your shoulders and your hands, fix your posture and take a deep breath. Always take moments to recenter yourself no matter where you are.

#SchittsCreek gone make me cackle loudly EVERY TIME 🗣️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Because if you have to beg, HE DON'T WANT YOU!!!

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Thank GAWD we passed those laws prohibiting distribution of water and food as people wait in line for 10+ hrs because the GOP systematically removed voting places amirite?