Youtube is recommending clicker asmr again 😵‍💫

Just watched War Machine. 1/10 No fucked up lesbians...

I ate at 11 and already hungry 😭

I'm gonna play jinx -Jinx is F tier I'm gonna play rumble in set 2 -Rumble is worse I'm gonna play vi in set 3 -Vi: [not looking good]

**Overhears mum and sister talking about menopause** Me: "Stay out of my stash!!"

Me Flirting: I have B cups, a forklift licence and I can do Rhea Ripley's thigh lock! Also me flirting: I am inexperienced with a corruption kink and easily manipulated!

Hey subs! Tea, Coffee, and juice (from concentrate) are all 99% water. Don't let that cop of a top tell you otherwise.

They ruined tumblr (again)

You have a doll kink because it's hot! I have a doll kink because I'm lazy and want someone else to get me off. We are not the same! (Sophie still hasn't dealt with her 'issue')

**Sound of 3d printer powering on**

Telling my kids that these were the mythbusters

Ok, now I might have to try and make them.

Collection of pics. Futomomo, double column tie and I don't even know what to call the last.

"I'm a top btw"

I'm being very normal about live action Nico Robin in that trench coat

**Sound of 3d printer powering on**

Weighed myself this morning. Currently 69Kg (Nice) up from 55Kg last year due to the pneumonia. Unfortunately, the brain worms are telling me my stomach is too fat so cutting portions. Want to have the option to take my tee off at the shibari event with feeling shit.

I'm not pent up! You're pent up! And you should fix that by tying me up and other things! Not for me obviously! I'm doing YOU the favour!

This and the original meme does unspeakable things to my brain 😵‍💫

Ya girl made questionable financial decisions. Gambling bad. 😅

Been having a funny cool sensation in a tooth when eating chocolate for a while and it looks like I have a cavity or something. Guess I'm gonna have to find a dentist. My 31 year streak of not having anything done on my teeth has come to an end.

Oh I had a funny dream this morning. Was put in a women's prison for a day, no clue why. One of the guards made a joke that "the girls would have fun with me." Turns out they just play boardgames. One of them did give me head pats though. That was nice 🥺 unfortunately it woke me up.

So because I'm not going to riftbound tournaments this weekend I've saved £25 on trains and £20 on entry. Therefore I can buy 9 boosters from my lgs tomorrow right? A little treat for good behaviour?

My controversial bri'ish take is royal mail should not deliver parcels. They should post a card with your letters and either you go get it, or arrange a delivery slot. If you miss the slot, then you get temperately banned and have to collect.

It's my favourite day of the year!! (Sophie is watching back to back videos of people calculating pi in silly ways)

Part of me is wondering if I should pause Finasteride to see if my orgasms improve. But it's probably not a good idea given I'm already stressing about my hair from dying it, swapping to gel and changing Finasteride brand.

I don't think cis people can comprehend how radicalising it is to spend any significant portion of your life wanting to not be alive until the solution you find happens to be the same one that western civilization suddenly decides it wants to kill you for taking

"I wish I wasn't so sex repulsed, being a slut seems like fun" -Sophie after she liked a 100 latex and shibari models on instagram

I'm going to fucking scream 😭 Pulled a card worth £40 in Jan. Guy in group said he wanted it so I held on to it. Price dropped to £20 over a month so I just sold it online to get rid. The price has just gone from £15 to nearly £50 tonight... I am cursed I tell ya!

Thinking about donating blood but scary... The booking part, not the needles part.

Tuesday innit

14th/15th are being scrapped. Why spend 10£ on an event and 15£ on train for 1-8 packs, when I can go my local and just buy 5 packs. I'd have to come top 4 / 32 to break even, which ain't happening with recent track record. And the crewe event has even worse return. Chill day at locals it is.

Just remembered I have a shibari thing later this month and now I'm stressing about it. I don't know what to wear. I've not done any in ages, I know it's beginner suitable, and I'm more a bunny than a rigger, but still...

*heavy exhale* If they remove access to transitional care for adults, I will detransition into the man Guy Fawkes failed to be.

Death before transition, but not mine

If you're cold, they're cold. Put them in your mouth!

Elephant candle

Tuesday innit

Something I'm really curious about is how did pokemon researchers discover and categorise pokemon types. Like did they go to the traditional elements? How did they discover multitypes. etc Would be interesting to see a game set far in the past with a simplified type system, where you make the dex.

Watched the new contra video. Don't remember what she said, I was to distracted wondering where I could get barbed wire shibari rope and if my tits are bigger than hers.

The Internet is a cool thing. Some of the most important people in my life came from the Internet. I never would have found myself, let alone my community, without the Internet. To see it get legislated to death and packed with AI slop is sad

The candle I got in Jan. Gonna burn it later so I have an excuse to buy more later this month.

My unrealistic Kink is waking up and not being tired.

Seeing the posters of giant women in lingerie in Matalan as a kid had zero effect on my gender and sexuality! I think...

Events this month: Sun 1 local RiftBound ✔️ Mon 2 Local Pride ✖️ Sat 7 Stockport RB ✔️ Sun 8 Local RB ✔️ Sat 14 Crewe RB ❔ Sun 15 Manchester RB ❔ Sat 21 Liverpool RB ❔ Sun 22 Local RB ❔ Thur 26 Sapphic social ❔ Sat 28 Shibari Class ✔️ Sun 29 Local RB ❔

On the last episode of SG1 season 1 and Teal'c face must have been aching from frowning all the time. It's very odd seeing the actor smile in photos outside the show.

Least Freaky Trans 1st Date

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Depression cured www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wva...