Plane and dinosaur

B-cups and a boob window and I still got sir'd 😤

Anything worth visiting in Chester? Preferably near the warhammer / recollect stores.

Any future girlfriend is gonna get one a hell of a view in bed

For the Pride commander event I'm thinking of doing a simple Boros mouse deck with feather as the second. Feather acts as a 'guardian angel' and the mice like being targeted.

One day I'll remember to take headphones out before taking pics

Might have to start going to the events at cities. Only problem is it's 10-15£ for train, plus 6-8£ event ticket. Meanwhile my local is free and isn't 30-60min train ride away...

Think Riftbound at my lgs is dead at this point. Second week in a row of now replies. I wanted to go down at take my old pokemon cards, see if any wants to trade but 🤷‍♀️

I'm very oblivious, you could probably just walk up to me and claim me with a collar and I wouldn't notice till we were half way to yours. But you shouldn't do that. I'd totally hate it if you did.

you’re only “needy” when your needs are not met

One day I'll remember to take headphones out before taking pics

Back from commander night. Resituating that I'm too nice to people. I'm playing a bracket 2 ish feather deck against a graveyard deck and I have angel of finality but don't use it cause I feel bad. The guy then repays this by playing an artifact that lets him play my turn.

🖤

Just discovered a second German rock song about a kinky Gwendoline... Warum??

Getting in to bed at 7.30 because I'm tired of being a human today

Force femme: -old -dull -overused Force Kigurumi doll: -new -Interesting -I need a cold shower

Ils feed the addiction starts playing

Help I'm being mocked by a German for calling dinner 'tea' Faes being anti-bri'ish! And tea is the northern word, so it's also very classist and elitist of faer. At least I don't say~ **googles** Fuck! Bloody German language and your sensible words.

BREAKING NEWS: A new law has just been passed stating that if you're a tall hot girl and can dead lift Sophie, you're allowed to just take her home with you!

"Tolerant left is my sister. I'm 1000 names a day in the death note!"

"This prog ain't shit!" *30mins later* 😴 *1 hour later* 😵‍💫

"You hum it son, and I'll play it"

I use Instagram and youtube shorts as a time skip, like pressing 't' in skyrim. Works surprisingly well when I'm waiting for food to cook. Works too well when I accidentality go on either an lose an afternoon...

I'm obviously voting Green in the next GE, but thinking of placing a bet on reform. Then no matter who wins, I win. Also, I have bad luck so maybe my bet will rub off on them and make the cunts lose.

me when i see womens' selfies on this webbed site. you're all beautiful i'm so unbelievably gay

I need the shinigami eyes extension that tells me how physically distant all the stray needy submissives in my mentions are

This advert is important Bri'ish culture! www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Qt...

a masochists with no pain tolerance is actually cute

"It's only then you realize while you're talking about organizing and committees, the extermination has already begun."

Does your dog bite? No, he blesses.. 😅

UK politics be like: If you press the blue/red button I'll slap you, but I'll punch someone you hate! If you press the green button no one gets harmed.

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for boob hypnosis?" A cheer went up from waiting voters

Sooo tired. Didn't get back from lgs until 11 last night. Didn't win any commander games but played king maker in most. Even forced a draw in one, "if we're dying, I'm taking you with us" While magics resource system is shit compared to most newer tcgs. More cute trans girls play magic soooo...

#books #read #write #authorlife #blueskywriters #booksky

the duality of deer girls

A woman calling herself mid on main is a huge trap cos there's only one person she wants correcting her and they haven't figured that out yet.

I'm mid I'm a huge trap 🥺

My underrated bit is when leaving work and people say “Have a good night/weekend!” is to respond with a “Don’t tell me what to do!”

Commission

Can't decide what sleeves to get. Either Blood Red or Ruby or Jinx / Vi / Rumble decks (don't currently have a Vi deck). And then which green best suits a mainly green selesnya Elephant commander deck and a Naya Triceratops / stegosaurus commander deck.

Travelling to Manchester for 3 Kink socials and a shibari event ✅ Going to my LGS for a pride social 😣

This is my 'Ship' page! Nothing bad will ever happen to it right?

Just discovered that I can get 50 sheets 330gsm card for under a £10, which is enough to print 4 commander decks worth of proxies.

Can't decide what sleeves to get. Either Blood Red or Ruby or Jinx / Vi / Rumble decks (don't currently have a Vi deck). And then which green best suits a mainly green selesnya Elephant commander deck and a Naya Triceratops / stegosaurus commander deck.

can we take a second to enjoy non-sexual dominance? having someone choose for you? placing a hand on your back? pulling you closer in crowded areas? fixing your hair when you didn't know it was messy? holding your hand to guide you through crowds? telling you when you should eat/go to bed? god tier

Home after Riftbound pre-rift. Got Diana in my box and went 1-0-2, placing 3rd /7.

A visibly emotional Anne Hathaway responding to a trans kid--who named herself Ella after Ella Enchanted, and thanked Hathaway for her courage as an ally--saying "Ella, sweetie, I want to make something absolutely clear: It takes zero courage to love you"......now I might cry too