Checked my bookmarks and got stun locked by this again...

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This also applies to games with levels / rank systems. Are you playing because you like the gameplay of 'generic shooter / moba' or are you trying to rank up / unlock everything? Are you having fun, or are you getting increasingly frustrated / angry at the game?

I'm not going to be able to unsee this now...

Discovered that when my cheeks flush they nearly match my hair 😅 ...Don't ask why they're flushed...

Eventually, they inform you that they'll let you cum - once - if you infect your girlfriend with a pair of her own. You hold out longer than you expected, but no-one can withstand 24/7 edging for long. You relent and consign the woman you love to permanent denial The panties ruin your orgasm

Just got around to hearing Em Beihold’s latest single “Scared of the Dark” Bit of a bop, totally playlist-able youtu.be/hOhN9w5SQiQ?...

Mandatory trans on trains. Didn't end up buying anything. Though Kenji did have some nice note books. Shops were far too busy to actually look properly. Sister spent over an hour in the big waterstones, then another 30mins in the arnedale waterstones.

I hate that I can read this...

No that's you, not the estrogen. Doesn't matter, you still are a good girl

What no one tells you about Estrogen is that you get stun locked on the regular by 5 second video loops of dog clickers or people saying 'Good Girl'

First wash since getting it dyed and holy fuck pics do not capture how amazing it looks!!! Do need some frizz control though.

Everything reminds me of her Alt. Photo of my finger covered in burn gel.

Igloo

Manchester trip on saturday with sister, weather permitting.

Updated my pfp to new hair

Oof... In case you wondered how I speak.

Forcibly ejected from the Penguin Random House offices because they fail to appreciate my vision (a leather-bound coffee table book of erotic Picross puzzles)

What no one tells you about Estrogen is that you get stun locked on the regular by 5 second video loops of dog clickers or people saying 'Good Girl'

Amazing 3 hour video here 🥺

Realised last night that my breast buds are gone and there's no pain / sensitivity any more... Is this normal? 4.5 years hrt and about a 34b.

I dithered over shortening the ending to Kimmy when it came time to release it as a book, and I’m glad I didn’t touch it that much because several people have referred to it as ‘aftercare’ and, like, yeah

Just wanna wrap a pretty girl up in my wings. Just wanna hum a soothing song to her and watch her eyes lose focus as she sinks, emptied by peaceful radiance. Just wanna trace a fingertip down the center of her chest, feeling for the pulse of her soul. My mouth waters. Yes, this one will do.

Target down, 47. *Click click* Good girl.

I don't need him, I don't need him... 🥺

Just realised I can cross this off my 'to do list'

my red flag is that i think bad puns should be rewarded by hot lesbian secretly-found-it-endearing hatefuck type sex

Watched a bunch of videos on why pokemon legends ZA is bad to discourage me from getting it... It's not working. "You spam moves in battle!" Yer you kinda do that in all pokemon story when you're over levelled. I will say the story choices are disgusting though. very nintendo.

starting to get pokemon's primary appeal: - start as "boy" - move out - feminize at first clothing store - all my friends are monsters living the dream bonus: - there's a game attached or smth idk

Love it! Love it! Love it! Love it! Love it!

The concert I was going to on Saturday got cancelled so I've felt shit all day. Feel like everything I look forward to is a let down. Like what's the point in trying.

kind of sexual to set up a smart TV to be incapable of anything but serving as a monitor. sorry sweetheart you don't need those "smart" features. you don't need to talk to anything else so stop asking, ok? I'll never ever let you connect to the world. just accept whatever gets plugged into you

A brand new Games Night video where myself and @Angory_Tom pick our favourite Arnies to survive a Camp Slasher Skirmish Game! Put that cookie DOWN and watch this right now! (Warning contains lots of bad Arnie impressions) www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5mB...

all girls want one thing and it’s really just this 🥺

5 days until hair dressers and 6 till concert 😵‍💫

I did this tonight and made out with two (two) TWO! Gorgeous gorgeous girls, and grabbed like, 3 pairs of boobs. Go to the club, girl, life is for living.

So if we're leaving bsky because **gestures to everything** can we move to Fetlife? 'Cause I know you're all perverts. And I need an excuse to get back on there... I really wanna go to a munch ok... 🥺

So tired. Already regretting agreeing to work 1/2 day tomorrow... At least it's £20/hr overtime.

save me, official promo art where misato and ritsuko unambiguously fucked

So from what I'm seeing, the owner and mods of BSky are as pathetic and thin skinned at Elon and twitter.

Would you high-five a Staryu like this or like this?

TikTok algorithm update

Harley is a trans femme icon (wildly popular but everyone gets why wrong, weirdly bad taste in men, completely evil at random intervals, fucked sense of humour, inexplicably highly educated for the career she's in, has committed crimes you've never even heard of, inexplicable fashion sense)

Me after having a shower Alt text. Can of dove 'fruity fresh' deodorant.

So the value of gold has doubled since covid, and increased by 20% in past 3 months alone. Dunno about you but I think our economy might be a tad fucked. Also 2 bed terrace house in my shitty town have gone from £130k to £170k in a year. Sooo, looks like I'll be staying with my family a bit longer.

Mental health hasn't been great past week. Just been trying to stay distracted so I don't spiral. 😔

**Sister feeding next doors cat treats. Offers hand to be for me to feed it some** Me "No, I'm gonna have tea soon" Her "..." Me "..." Her "......" Me *realises* "...Oh. I meant I don't want to dirty my hands before food"

Wanted to sort the gen 1 + 2 pokemon by vibe to see if I could fit them nicely into a 9 pocket binder. Most groups just need a double page, except bug (3) and water (4). Legendaries would look good with the psudos on top row, then birds / beasts then the big names.