Madeleine
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Keep on rockin' in the free world
Whenever I remember that a daysaver bus ticket in Coventry costs Β£5.20 I feel like that kid in that video from like 15 years ago that has an insane tantrum because his mum cancelled his WoW account
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6 days ago
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I can't lie it feels pretty good to be at this stage of Slut Era 2.0
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Yanks should have to take a vow of silence in order to go on a foreign holiday. Even when they're polite they're obnoxious
about 1 month ago
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God Friday's Trashfuture is gonna be so funny isn't it
about 2 months ago
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Got my phone back less than an hour after accidentally leaving it on the bus AND Charlie Kirk is dead? A blessed day indeed
about 2 months ago
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Why do blokes love chilling in parked cars in the dark? Whenever I take the dog out at night I'm guaranteed to walk past like half a dozen guys just sitting in their cars alone and I shit myself every time
2 months ago
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I love that being slightly ill makes my ADHD meds stop working. I have so much food in the house to make proper meals with but instead my dinner consisted of approx two thirds of a 500g pot of hummus and some salted crackers
2 months ago
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I think if Hades really wanted to teach Sisyphus a lesson he should have made him clean an oven for eternity
3 months ago
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Didn't get MCR tickets so I'm just gonna dig a hole in the garden and lie in it I think
3 months ago
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MCR only doing two UK dates is bad enough but the fact they're both at Wembley is an actual piss take
3 months ago
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Just signed up to a gym for the first time in my life π¬ not fussed about losing weight but I do really want to get hench and also do something to prevent my heart exploding before I'm 50
3 months ago
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Made my therapist laugh twice today
3 months ago
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Bit fucking annoying that my work coach is at least 15 minutes late for our meetings every single week, but if I was to do that even once I'd have my benefits reduced
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gamera obscura
4 months ago
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He's in the crevice
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Bought this years ago, read a few chapters on a flight, and didn't pick it up again until this week. Really enjoyed it up until the final part, which I found just a wee bit messy. Definitely want to read the rest of the series though!
4 months ago
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Kneecap tickets acquired πͺ
4 months ago
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Another book down, and another absolute corker!
4 months ago
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Sliabh Liag 11th July 2025
4 months ago
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Feeling a bit emotional because for the first time in probably 7 or 8 years, I've read a book from cover to cover. And it didn't feel like a chore! I love being a medicated diva x
4 months ago
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Was this π€ close to having a meltdown because I can't sleep in this heat but then I heard rustling in the garden and discovered a little hedgehog!
4 months ago
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Managed to claim a handful of cherries from my tree before the birds polished them off. They were so tasty! π₯°
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5 months ago
i mean, they didn't. the amendment passed by the HoC (which still needs to pass the lords) means women can't be criminalised for abortion, but the legislative framework of the 67 abortion act still applies, so drs acting outside of that framework can still be criminalised
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Leona
5 months ago
People who abstained from voting to decriminalise abortion: -Wes Streeting (health secretary) -Bridget Phillipson (women and equalities minister) -Rosie Duffield (top feminist and woman defender)
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Two baby rabbits having the shit scared out of them by a green woodpecker
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Brendan Harkin
5 months ago
The British Army is like the Mr. Miyagi for soldiers who want to shoot civilians in the back and get away with it
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There's something so cunty about getting pills in a bottle. Blister packs are so unchic.
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Abra, The Everwife π³οΈββ§οΈ π²π½πΌπ»
5 months ago
My face had turned itself fully inside out by the time I reached the last word of this sentence.
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Sara Gibbs
5 months ago
Cute how they keep inventing new names to help women not realise theyβre autistic
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The couple I was supposed to hook up with tonight have cancelled because they've had a row :( I really hope they work it out because they're both quite fit
5 months ago
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Didn't really have an opinion of Sabrina Carpenter before today but this has made me do a little sick in my mouth
5 months ago
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Jonathan Cook
5 months ago
Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:
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Tomorrow I have my 2nd date with the guy from last week and then on Friday I'm meeting up with a couple π
5 months ago
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Mistress Isabelle Brooks seems like the type of person who'd purposely run over your dog then sue you for the damage to her car
5 months ago
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I know my mental health has improved significantly because I'm 4 drinks in and managed to get through Mitski Class of 2013 without crying
5 months ago
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Jolyon Maugham KC
5 months ago
Am pleased to say we have now issued in the High Court our claim against the EHRC. Its position on toilets is, we believe quite clearly, unlawful.
goodlaw.social/20ku
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Legal challenge: EHRC guidance is either wrong in law or breaches human rights | Good Law Project
Guidance that excludes trans people faces challenge in the High Court.
https://goodlaw.social/20ku
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Sooz Kempner
5 months ago
Melania and Grimes tonight.
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Arthur Webber π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ
5 months ago
They really are saying the quiet bit out loud now, fucking hell
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e.g.ferasGhazzawi
5 months ago
How long will the war end? We are very tired here in Gaza. There is no safe place, no food, no drink, no money. How long will it take? Help me, brothers. We are dying
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5 months ago
kanye on his way with a fishing rod, bucket of kfc & some cans
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5 months ago
this 'Israel has a right to exist AS A JEWISH NATION' rhetorical shift is so telling. What happened to the beautiful multicultural democracy in the middle east you were all talking about a couple years ago
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Ruth Pearce
5 months ago
Mary-Ann Stephenson was very active in feminist politics in Coventry during the 2010s. I can confirm she is extremely transphobic, although she always kept her nastiest comments behind closed doors. This proposed appointment should be resisted in the strongest possible terms.
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onion person
5 months ago
battle to see who kills themself first
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Iolo from Springwatch please dm me x
5 months ago
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