Whenever I remember that a daysaver bus ticket in Coventry costs £5.20 I feel like that kid in that video from like 15 years ago that has an insane tantrum because his mum cancelled his WoW account

Yeah

I can't lie it feels pretty good to be at this stage of Slut Era 2.0

Yanks should have to take a vow of silence in order to go on a foreign holiday. Even when they're polite they're obnoxious

God Friday's Trashfuture is gonna be so funny isn't it

Got my phone back less than an hour after accidentally leaving it on the bus AND Charlie Kirk is dead? A blessed day indeed

Why do blokes love chilling in parked cars in the dark? Whenever I take the dog out at night I'm guaranteed to walk past like half a dozen guys just sitting in their cars alone and I shit myself every time

I love that being slightly ill makes my ADHD meds stop working. I have so much food in the house to make proper meals with but instead my dinner consisted of approx two thirds of a 500g pot of hummus and some salted crackers

I think if Hades really wanted to teach Sisyphus a lesson he should have made him clean an oven for eternity

Didn't get MCR tickets so I'm just gonna dig a hole in the garden and lie in it I think

MCR only doing two UK dates is bad enough but the fact they're both at Wembley is an actual piss take

Just signed up to a gym for the first time in my life 😬 not fussed about losing weight but I do really want to get hench and also do something to prevent my heart exploding before I'm 50

Made my therapist laugh twice today

Bit fucking annoying that my work coach is at least 15 minutes late for our meetings every single week, but if I was to do that even once I'd have my benefits reduced

He's in the crevice

Bought this years ago, read a few chapters on a flight, and didn't pick it up again until this week. Really enjoyed it up until the final part, which I found just a wee bit messy. Definitely want to read the rest of the series though!

Kneecap tickets acquired 💪

Another book down, and another absolute corker!

Sliabh Liag 11th July 2025

Feeling a bit emotional because for the first time in probably 7 or 8 years, I've read a book from cover to cover. And it didn't feel like a chore! I love being a medicated diva x

Was this 🤏 close to having a meltdown because I can't sleep in this heat but then I heard rustling in the garden and discovered a little hedgehog!

Managed to claim a handful of cherries from my tree before the birds polished them off. They were so tasty! 🥰

i mean, they didn't. the amendment passed by the HoC (which still needs to pass the lords) means women can't be criminalised for abortion, but the legislative framework of the 67 abortion act still applies, so drs acting outside of that framework can still be criminalised

People who abstained from voting to decriminalise abortion: -Wes Streeting (health secretary) -Bridget Phillipson (women and equalities minister) -Rosie Duffield (top feminist and woman defender)

Two baby rabbits having the shit scared out of them by a green woodpecker

The British Army is like the Mr. Miyagi for soldiers who want to shoot civilians in the back and get away with it

There's something so cunty about getting pills in a bottle. Blister packs are so unchic.

My face had turned itself fully inside out by the time I reached the last word of this sentence.

Cute how they keep inventing new names to help women not realise they’re autistic

The couple I was supposed to hook up with tonight have cancelled because they've had a row :( I really hope they work it out because they're both quite fit

Didn't really have an opinion of Sabrina Carpenter before today but this has made me do a little sick in my mouth

Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:

Tomorrow I have my 2nd date with the guy from last week and then on Friday I'm meeting up with a couple 😎

Mistress Isabelle Brooks seems like the type of person who'd purposely run over your dog then sue you for the damage to her car

I know my mental health has improved significantly because I'm 4 drinks in and managed to get through Mitski Class of 2013 without crying

Am pleased to say we have now issued in the High Court our claim against the EHRC. Its position on toilets is, we believe quite clearly, unlawful. goodlaw.social/20ku

Melania and Grimes tonight.

They really are saying the quiet bit out loud now, fucking hell

How long will the war end? We are very tired here in Gaza. There is no safe place, no food, no drink, no money. How long will it take? Help me, brothers. We are dying chuffed.org/project/1298...

kanye on his way with a fishing rod, bucket of kfc & some cans

F E E D M E

this 'Israel has a right to exist AS A JEWISH NATION' rhetorical shift is so telling. What happened to the beautiful multicultural democracy in the middle east you were all talking about a couple years ago

Mary-Ann Stephenson was very active in feminist politics in Coventry during the 2010s. I can confirm she is extremely transphobic, although she always kept her nastiest comments behind closed doors. This proposed appointment should be resisted in the strongest possible terms.

battle to see who kills themself first

Iolo from Springwatch please dm me x