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We wanted to start a giveaway today to bring a little more positivity into the start of this year! As always to enter you just have to be following us, like this post, and repost it! Winner(s) will be drawn on Jan 23rd @ 2PM ET! Must be 18+ to enter and win! Rules next!

It’s drop preview time! Drop previews show a small portion of what will be available in the upcoming drop to show examples of colors, firmnesses, and models available Let’s start with Jacob! S/0050 M/0030 M/0030 L/NC31 1/19

Tenga Robo is a robot who can transform into a Tenga sex toy. (They were promoting them in Shinjuku, Tokyo.)

Congress is about to make a huge push into online ID verification, entrenching the power of big tech and mandating that they collect even MORE data on users. Mass surveillance/censorship laws are being framed as “child safety” but they’re really abt at removing LGBTQ ppl, repro justice info, etc.

I miss softcore HBO.

What the fuck is this headline

What the actual fuck? Our country is fucking monstrous.

imo most things are better with a plug in

It's boxing day! Today only we have a buy one get one sale on all in stock toys! Treat yourself to a gift or two to end the year!

It’s our annual Boxing Day sale! 30% off everything! Discount applied automatically in cart, no code needed. Ends December 28th 11:59 PM CST

Want to get yourself an extra treat or two? Starting at midnight all out in stock toys and buy one get one free!

New inventory!! 🤩

Sweater weather ❄️

Sweater weather ❄️

Happy Festive Fat Cock Friday #fcf

And our drop is live everyone! Good luck on your hunts! We will be back in the shop, making and shipping everything first thing on Friday! 😁 And or course reposts always help!

I AM SO EXCITED (medium+medium)

I put up audio a couple days ago of me using a rose toy. Enjoy 7-1/2 minutes of me slowly losing my mind. soundgasm.net/u/natalyablu...

Can the world just maybe try to not be a shitshow for like one day? Just one day.

Why do I even get my hopes up with The Lions?

Always good for a repost

Join our knotty list by entering our holiday giveaway! One lucky winner will win a small Hellion! Good luck! 🍀

I wrote about the unprecedented mass censorship and surveillance laws that Congress is trying to ram through in the name of “protecting kids” and how none of this is about protecting kids. In fact, these laws cause great harm to all of us, for @zeteo.com

Fuck Bluesky for complying with this ID verification shit

DVP Creampie 💦 #dvp #creampie #mmf #cumshot #lube #nsfw

Cold days, hot deals. ❄️📦 FREE SHIPPING on U.S. orders — but only for a limited time. 🗓️ Ends 12/15 🚚 U.S. orders only ⚠️ Excludes heavyweight + expedited items

Let me maybe work some overtime this weekend & next week, so I can afford another gorgeous dildo I don't have time to play with... 😂😭😭

And for those that want to see all the details on this new model!

It's gorgeous and then they went and made it purple. Their purples are my weakness.

That gleeful screeching that sounds like dolphin noises you think you kinda hear in the distance is me freaking out over this. omg omg omg

Glaze 🤍

5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY GIVEAWAY! Tentickle opened in December 2020 (remember 2020? 🤮) so this is to thank you all for helping me to survive 🙏 Win a Made-To-Order of your choice - any size, firmness and colours - and feel free to sprinkle a little extra detail to it, like a cheeky bit of hand-painting 😉

Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway! Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour! Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter! Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET! Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!

Pictured (L-R): Sylvester Stallone, apparently stung by an entire beehive; Paul Stanley, revealing that the KISS makeup was load bearing; and Donald Trump, recently poisoned by the Joker

OSINT reminder: I posted a heavily-redacted screenshot of my teenage profile on a site. Someone went through everything I liked they could determine and deduced me as the common denominator. DM'd to let me know. They were a friend luckily. Anonymity will burn if someone really, really wants you.

Best way for someone to anonymously buy me a gift - have them email me a visa gift card? Because cash app has been (automatically) switching people over to displaying their full goverment name, and I don't want to know people's names and I don't want them to know mine.

They all look like their own waxworks

My first edict when I become Empress -

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only. Mine is the Sean Bean character who dies. No, the other one. No, not that one, the other one.

OK WE HAVE A MAW PROBLEM, AND WE JUST MADE THEM 40% BC WE'RE TIERED OF THEM SLURPING AROUND THE WAREHOUSE. IF U NEED SOMETHING TO SLURP AROUND YOUR "WAREHOUSE" GO AHEAD AND TAKE ONE OF THESE THINGS OFF OUR HANDS

anisota.net/harvest My most used words of the last year. 😂

fucking half the states in the US have age-verification laws and state ID internet use laws now. which is crazy on top of the push for nations to adopt VPN-bans, which are incredibly stupid and impossible to fully enforce the Fascists want to control every part of your life. stop letting them

Our black Friday sales are still ongoing! Sale won't end until tomorrow, 12/1 @ 11pm CST! Make sure you take advantage of our biggest sale of the year before it's gone! 🥰♥️ #sextoy #dildo #kink #fantasydildo #silicone

Uberrime is 20% off, a rare sale. With their broad lineup and custom made-to-order system, they've got something to suit everyone. ✨My top picks: Draconis Dragon dildo and Suavis v-plug My reviews: www.fantasticfrost.com/tag/uberrime/ Affiliate link: uberrime.com?rfsn=8521684...

Good morning!! Our Black Friday sale is still rolling and there's many beautiful friends still available for between 20 and 40% off! There are even a few of our new lad Uthur left! Here's some cute Uthur and Uthur's Tongues still in the shop 🤩