Everything is 40% off now! Discounts reflected on products, no code needed. Sale ends December 5th 11:59 PM CST or when no stock remains. Enjoy!

If you get a rose or air pulse toy that feels a little rumbly, use it on your nipples. I had a tiny little orgasm from rose toy nipple play a few nights ago, before I put it on my clit and had a very lovely conventional O.

They’re going fast 👀 — Hankey’s Toys are 30% off right now! Sale ends 12/1, so don’t wait.

My cube at work, to remind me what I'm fighting for.

Alrighty y'all BLACK FRIDAY GUIDE!! Our black Friday drop goes live Thursday at 11pm. We've got lots of sizes and all different firmnesses! Mishaps will be included so discounts will stack. No discount codes, sale prices will be displayed on site! #blackfriday #sextoy #dildo

IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME! For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions! You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering! Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28! Read on!

IT'S NOT EASTER, BUT I'VE BEEN CLEANING OUT MY "CLOSETS" ON THIS EXTENDED BREAK. EGGS OF ALL TYPES AND SIZES WILL BE AVAILABLE THURSDAY AT 10PM EST. ALSO IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, JOIN THE EMAIL READER'S CLUB FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT 👀

any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt

It's the time of year that I wish I was a trust fund baby or had sug@r d@ddi€s because of all the good toy sales. 😂😭😭

GOOD AFTERNOON. YA GIRL JUST HAD AN EMERGENCY WISDOM TOOTH EXTRACTION 🤪 🙃 WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DONGS? I DUNNO? BUT HI!!! BF SALE STARTS NOW, BUT OFFICIALLY ON 11/27 at 10PM EST

A helping hand 👋

Can I make your day better? 😌

Also - are the sales at shops now it for the season, or will there be bigger discounts Friday or Cyber Monday?

Wait, holy shit. I bought sex stuff off Temu- will it embarrass me when it arrives? (I can't get deliveries at my apartment so they're shipped to someone's house and I pick my stuff up there)

He looks so irritated to be sucking that cock. 😂 (💦💦💦)

Shot, chaser, another chaser

New Inventory!!! ✨ New Inventory 25% off! Existing Inventory 40% off!

Oops spent money on temu. The plug is supposed to be silicone. We'll see. Cheap enough to throw out if it's not safe. I already have a bouncy dildo chair but it doesn't have the platform or the handle on it and this was ridiculously cheap.

Last couple of hours for 40% off cyber week items before they roll over into BOGO! The switcheroo happens tonight at 12am EST! New inventory will remain 20% off through the weekend as well! 💕

Only 4 pages of 40% off left!

I missed out on that super pretty sunset-y Human Bard, but I've been wanting a Beholder Eyestalk for forever, so yay sale toy! Can't wait to hit my g-spot with this cute little monster. (It was hard to make a decision. @bardtoys.bsky.social always has so many pretty colors!) #dongs #nsfw #sextoys

Good Morning, and Happy Humpday! Along with our new art cards, and Holiday squishes coming back with our 6th Anniversary drop. We will be doing our usual Black Friday Extravaganza! 25% off Premade items in the store! This will run all the way until the end of the month! 😁

We have a little under two hours left until our drop preview on the website! And are taking a little bit of time to relax before it goes wild! 😆 Arcane Hand, Tight Version, Full Marble of Blood Red, and Arcane with a White Splatter

And our drop is live! Which means our 25% off premade and merch is live as well! Happy Hunting adventurers. And dont forget shares and likes really help out a small business! Thank you for 6 lovely years so far, and here's to many more! 😁

We’ve already said goodbye to 9 pages of inventory! Don’t miss out! 🥰

🤖☄️🖤Want a cybernetic cutie?🖤☄️🤖 Follow, like, and repost for a chance to win a Captcha of your very own! Winners will be contacted 11/17! Check us out on X @HodgePodgeEnt for another chance to win! As always, 18+ only, no purchase necessary, void where prohibited.

Have you checked out our sale yet? Almost half our stock has sold! Don’t miss out ❤️

It's warm and sunny! Sitting in the sun and wishing we weren't on the cusp of winter.

My NSPM-7 coverage has for weeks been met with smug assurances that there's no law for domestic terrorism. Well, the Trump admin just designated Antifa groups as Foreign Terror Orgs - for which there is a law: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-slap...

AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

This is an amazing deal on high quality toys from a shop with exquisite customer service.

We’re starting our Black Friday sale early this year! 40% off everything! Discount reflected on products, no code needed. Additionally, we will be adding new inventory on November 22nd at 25% off for our Black Friday drop. Current inventory prices will not be affected by new inventory.

Proposal: instead of pouring resources into AI, tech companies first figure out a way for people to be able to copy slides from one PowerPoint presentation to another without the formatting getting all fucked up

Started reading about the French Revolution recently. No reason.

Hedges absolutely killed with this opening. Short. Sweet. Correct.

After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run. We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader. If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇

My goddamn internet is pinging through ohio again. I DON'T NEED TO VERIFY MY FUCKING AGE BLUESKY

How all sleepovers end at my house 🥵 #girlgirl #lesbian #redhead #petite #blonde

So Democrats get: 1. A CR that will prevent the GOP from facing the wrath of Americans for a shutdown over the holidays 2. A coupon for one (1) meaningless ACA vote that will fail 3. An end to the illegal RIF/SNAP moves that are already before the courts Those all seem like wins for the GOP.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

I just love teasing a guy's tits until his cock has a mind of its own 😈🍆. @paulcodixxx.bsky.social has such an incredible cock and body, and I love how good I get to make him feel 🤭😏.

Boing #nsfwsky #femboy #goonsky

Some people were born to get their balls drained 😈💦. @hung-adonis.bsky.social has the body, the cock, the vocals - you name it 🤤🥵! I was so excited to be able to edge his fat dick a second time 😏🍆. Hope you all love this one as much as I loved filming it 😇😘!

the mayor: the town is organizing an emergency food drive with the food pantry, the BoE, and the Y to ensure everyone has enough to eat in our community the catholics, the protestants, the jews: [shoulder to shoulder to collect $ and food] the evangelicals: (vague complaint about taxes)

so my town has been hosting an emergency food drive for snap recipients. the town, high school clubs, the Y, the churches (Episcopal, Presbyterians, Lutherans, Baptists, Unitarians, and the Catholics) & the synagogue, are involved. You know who isn't participating? the fucking evangelicals.