Nipple play is just the goddamn best.

All the colors! 🤩

These are absolutely Gorgeous

🌈🍀Happy St. Patrick's day, y'all!🍀🌈 Save some green and pick up a squishy new friend during our Lucky Loot Sale! Now through 03/23, Buy 2 Get 1 or 15% off single items on all adult toys! New items available this evening at 7pm EST

You have a single life to live and you're doing it with your top on.

Our first April Fool’s collection! The Round Brush: full of nostalgia and texture! ✨ Round brush comes with two different handle types for double the fun! Round Brush will be limited edition and will be available March 21st at 2 PM CDT.

Mildly horny, which is major news for me these days. 🎉

Saw something in the drop but was on the fence about it? Maybe it’s still around and now discounted! Everything from the last drop cycle (and before) is now at least 20% off! If you have a coupon, you can stack it for an even bigger deal!

I've made this good friend of mine bust so many times and I can never get enough 🤤💦. Of course, I had to get 2 loads out of him this time as well 😵‍💫😈. He starts to leak and cum at 0:16 first, and then I milk out a second load at 0:51 🥵😏.

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My Bucefalus from Moanspeak arrived & it is beautiful. The silicone is springy w/a very firm core in the bit. It's comfortable & feels luxurious in my mouth. Sorry for the poor presentation - photos quickly taken in the car. Note: I ripped the paper inside the box; their presentation was exquisite.

Show some love to yourself or someone else by shopping our newly discounted inventory! All inventory is now discounted 20-25% to make room for next weekend’s drop ❤️ If you have a coupon, maybe use it at checkout for some extra savings ❤️ Thank you 🥰🥰🥰

We wanted to start another giveaway, not just because its Valentines, but also to bring some more joy into the world! Make sure you are following us, like, and repost this post to enter! Must be 18+ to enter and to win, winners will be selected on Feb 19th at 2PM ET!

The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED! There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota! Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

I checked on this just now and it was at 600k. Less than a minute later I refreshed and it jumped to 14 million. Hmm!

Bad Bunny was awesome. That is all.

Yes, it is me. Unfortunately.

Happy Saturday! All inventory is now discounted 20-25% to make room for next weekend’s drop ❤️ If you have a coupon, maybe use it at checkout for some extra savings ❤️ Thank you 🥰🥰🥰

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We wanted to start a giveaway today to bring a little more positivity into the start of this year! As always to enter you just have to be following us, like this post, and repost it! Winner(s) will be drawn on Jan 23rd @ 2PM ET! Must be 18+ to enter and win! Rules next!

It’s drop preview time! Drop previews show a small portion of what will be available in the upcoming drop to show examples of colors, firmnesses, and models available Let’s start with Jacob! S/0050 M/0030 M/0030 L/NC31 1/19

Tenga Robo is a robot who can transform into a Tenga sex toy. (They were promoting them in Shinjuku, Tokyo.)

Congress is about to make a huge push into online ID verification, entrenching the power of big tech and mandating that they collect even MORE data on users. Mass surveillance/censorship laws are being framed as “child safety” but they’re really abt at removing LGBTQ ppl, repro justice info, etc.

I miss softcore HBO.

What the fuck is this headline

What the actual fuck? Our country is fucking monstrous.

imo most things are better with a plug in

It's boxing day! Today only we have a buy one get one sale on all in stock toys! Treat yourself to a gift or two to end the year!

It’s our annual Boxing Day sale! 30% off everything! Discount applied automatically in cart, no code needed. Ends December 28th 11:59 PM CST

Want to get yourself an extra treat or two? Starting at midnight all out in stock toys and buy one get one free!

New inventory!! 🤩

Sweater weather ❄️

Sweater weather ❄️

Happy Festive Fat Cock Friday #fcf

And our drop is live everyone! Good luck on your hunts! We will be back in the shop, making and shipping everything first thing on Friday! 😁 And or course reposts always help!

I AM SO EXCITED (medium+medium)

I put up audio a couple days ago of me using a rose toy. Enjoy 7-1/2 minutes of me slowly losing my mind. soundgasm.net/u/natalyablu...

Can the world just maybe try to not be a shitshow for like one day? Just one day.

Why do I even get my hopes up with The Lions?

Always good for a repost

Join our knotty list by entering our holiday giveaway! One lucky winner will win a small Hellion! Good luck! 🍀

I wrote about the unprecedented mass censorship and surveillance laws that Congress is trying to ram through in the name of “protecting kids” and how none of this is about protecting kids. In fact, these laws cause great harm to all of us, for @zeteo.com

Fuck Bluesky for complying with this ID verification shit

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Let me maybe work some overtime this weekend & next week, so I can afford another gorgeous dildo I don't have time to play with... 😂😭😭