[Shouting] "do you think I'm mad?" [Nervously] "No" "I am mad!"

Some views, would sure suck if I was scared of heights lol

Binface is cringe and annoying yes, it's Led By Donkeys levels of patter, but that makes it absolutely perfect for running against that piece of shit Farage under these precise circumstances haha

Funny that during the indyref the smugger end of unionism would go on about how they are PATRIOTIC not NATIONALIST and now there are dozens of far right lads who are very cleary fascist *and* pro-UK who call themselves SCOTTISH PATRIOTS

The Bønes Man

erotic thriller is such a great genre concept. like youre naked but you have to save the president

On this day in 1979, The B-52’s released their self-titled debut album.

My child loves to pop up under my armpits and give me a fright lol

Uncool Nisse

This room would be used to illustrate the eeeeevils of communism in a German museum

The rig I'm on has put up first aid guides that were made with AI. Wouldn't bother with CPR there, would be more concerned by the fact is head isn't connected to his body

Bergen

We have come on holiday to the only place wetter than Glasgow lol

I went to the hair club and nobody knew you

“today was the hottest day on record, beating yesterday’s hottest day on record, which beat the day before’s hottest day on record, which beat the–” 72-YEAR-OLD WHOSE BRAIN HAS CALCIFIED FROM WATCHING AI-GENERATED REELS 14 HOURS A DAY: it’s called summer it’s supposed to be hot

Straight-up attack on Devolution, is it? Glad I already disliked him, so I can move straight on to disdain.

hillary cass is clearly a dangerous ideologue and her ‘review’ and its consequences should be thrown away

So oddschecker has it at 16/1 for Scotland to qualify. Has anyone made an accumulator with the required results to see if that's the same?

I presume folk started calling powerpoint presentations "slide decks" when they realised they were embarrassed that their entire job was making powerpoints

This is not surprising, as she's a member of the Wee Frees. What we should be concerned about is that this tiny, extremist cult is continuing a takeover of a number of really important posts within our political system, such as the Lord Advocate, members of the Standard Commission, etc.

Perhaps you should be more worried about the next stage of getting a life big man

JoePesci Mode

out of office on motherfuckers

Lmao nobody is free of ego, but if I'd messed up this badly, or blundered if you will, instead of doubling down I'd be like okay I've messed up here. Apart from anything else, by refusing to learn from this experience, you're setting yourself up to do this again

starmer fans are the most fragile motherfuckers out there. you have a parasocial relationship with a right-wing politician who hates you lmao

very funny the lads continuing to try to convince us that starmer is doing a good job when even starmer doesn't think he's doing a good job

what do we think chat, is eight months “well past this New Year”? For goodness sake get a grip.

Lol we're in fuckin Perthshire and it is pure roasting man wtf

Once again, if you are responding to someone who has been giving you childish insults with "ARE YOU EIGHT" then you have really messed up lol

"Projection" and "off you pop". Nobody likes you

Mate, wind your neck in, you think toilet police are a good idea

It's kinda funny to me that terfs will go on about understanding reality or some shit. Had a few (now blocked) showing up and they're always going on about tantrums or whatever when I'm simply calling them boring losers

Lol amazing, another friendless and hobbyless loser

Like almost every single person I’ve seen making the case for removing internet anonymity has priors for at least once being a little bitch about the understandable online reaction to a horrible take/article/policy etc

Lol I was all how on earth are you covered in food to the child and it turns out I am the only person not to have thrown my lunch all over myself

Cumbernauld, a land of contrasts

I do not actually have to interact with boggin bigots on their terms lol.

If you find yourself posting this, you've probably messed up haha

Why are people still talking about anonymity being the source of all online harm? There was a woman who was so obsessively posting about me, under her real name, that a former colleague of hers found me on LinkedIn to send solidarity and check I was okay. Again, she did that UNDER HER REAL NAME.

No, because you're boring losers

If I didn't want to be called Trumpist, I wouldn't be using the very Trumpy phrase "Fake news". And if I were a serious journalist, I'd not be "fact checking" a total random who had 268 followers. Embarrassing for you!

I am! The guy I'm replying to has an intolerance tag however haha

Don't tend to keep biscuits in the house. Visiting the mothership and she always has a good stock

Doing my own fact checking. [Looks at the bio] aha so you are a British journalist? In that case, fact-checking your post, you *don't* like facts lol

Former reporter of the year caping for a loser Bluesky user with an intolerance tag on their account, if you're wondering why the UK is so badly screwed haha

This is MRA behaviour by the way

This oddball realised, somewhat belatedly, that I have no desire to discuss anything with them and so, instead of doing the honourable thing and slinking off is now falsely accusing me of misogyny haha loser

Lol """"GENDER CRITICALS"""" are literally just the continuity Men's Rights Activists by the way

"Connect to the datastream in a lab" - playing an android watersports themed video game lads