are you a "piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full" or a "piss tank on the ISS is now 69% empty" kinda person

I hate this! Nothing to do with ordinary workers, this also aligns with age - eg people over 65 only voting would produce similar results because of the huge expansion in the levels of university education over the past 30 years. The people the left is struggling to connect with are not "workers"

IN SPACE, NOBODY CAN SMEAR YOUR CREAM

well Paul Hutcheon got a good week’s worth of articles about how beautiful and strong Anas Sarwar is, but that’s not really any different from any other week

remember when Anas Sarwar called on Keir Starmer to resign and absolutely nothing happened

Cumbernauld next. Wee guys asking you if you miss yer maw www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

Don't do this

Tears of the Kingdom Colon Speedrun Challenge

found the Amnesty resource in the quoted post invaluable filling in the Home Office's typically obtuse, poorly worded consultation. still time to fill it in before it closes at midnight ukhomeoffice.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

The most depressing thing about hearing billionaires talk is how dim they all are. That Sir Jim "Jim" Ratcliffe interview is brutal lol

Boringman Lynskey. People get upset when you say things like Starmer is right of Thatcher, but what they forget is that very few of the many changes or assumptions of Thatcherism have been reversed so, at the very least, you'd have to acknowledge that it's a straight line from Thatcher - Starmer

the 100% Unofficial Taylor Swift Annual 2026 applies a more critical lens to Taylor Swift than the Daily Record’s political editor applies to Anas Sarwar

Mate there's no way you go outside, what are you worried about

I have never needed anything more in my life than Tottenham winning the Champions League and getting relegated.

king piss indicator

The past seven days have been a trip. So someone drove over my specs, I chipped a tooth on Sunday and yesterday one of the noobs at fight club showed up with sharp or ragged nails and has left a massive scrape across my right pec. VEXING

this is a genuine headline for a genuine story by the way. they are laughing in our faces www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Less than six hours between these posts. Excellent journalism, Paul. Thank you.

so funny all the Scottish Labour dorks giving it lead don't leave in the indyref. you clowns don't even have any influence over your own leader after he's shown shocking judgement appointing someone who had known links with one of the world's most famous nonces

"How did you find our toilets today?" Well I moved the potatoes and there they were

chat giant piss trauma

where have i suggested that i have any time for Nigel Farage lol. lib brain is wild man

People underestimate the value of being knee-jerk anti-things. Alex Massie is a smelly Tory nepo freak and always has been. Had more people been like "christ this bore is a smelly Tory nepo freak" back when they were praising his writing (lol) then maybe fewer people would take him seriously

I know @lucympowell.bsky.social is always a dickhead, but demanding that the Greens don't even bother standing because it's the only way Labour might stand a chance is low, even for her. And too cowardly to even allow comments on her post. Your right-wing shit show of a party is dead. Fuck off.

If I spent as much time being as wrong as these lads, I'd spend some time thinking about what I spew out and alter my approach. Sure, technically I suppose you can argue opportunity, but you're talking about the actually existing Labour Party. They're in this position cos the whole thing is rotten

They don’t get it, and they never will

Lmao mate what are you doing

[Boogie Down Productions Voice] Boogie Down Productions

Lol I have just seen someone post "the right is always willing to compromise"; I mean if by compromise you mean "get what it wants all the time" sure why not

Lmao my fucken glasses got blown off my face and into the road where they were run over. So mad

this is really easy with the guide -- some people are saying 30 minutes but it didn't even take me that long. guide is particularly useful for the questions that are obviously leading/loaded, it just tells you not to bother answering them.

Get this filled out comrades

Can see this being useful over the next year or so

Buzzing for fucken Dougie Alexander to blame me for his dogshit party losing seats to Reform in May

People need to be a bit clearer that the Labour Party have been absolute dogshit for literally decades. I can remember the mid-90s and "Tory Blair" was a whole meme lol

the particularly disgusting thing about this is making out that somehow migrants have been taking the piss by taking taxis everywhere, when in fact the home office itself has mandated that they see doctors miles away (hundreds of miles in some cases), with no properly arranged transport.

Don't do this. Labour are nowhere near an adequate response to Reform and it is beyond unacceptable to guilt trip people who don't want to vote for a far right party

Lol funny when people talk about "The Labour Right" as though there is a Labour Left

This is smug waffle and a deflection from the issue at hand. Given your (welcome!) outspoken support of trans rights, it is valid for people to question why you would remain a member of the Labour Party. Besides, Labour also hates poor people and has many other bigotries on the go

Idk man when I hear someone claim they do something without fear or favour it sets off an alarm in my head

Wild that Duncan Hotherslols won't leave the Labour Party because he's absurdly nationalistic. I don't doubt his sincere support for trans rights, but at a certain point, you can't continue to support the Labour Party and claim you want to help change them

I think changing something from the inside only really works if that thing has shown the slightest possibility of the tiniest change (yes I am talking about the Labour Party)

Classic Anas Sarwar to launch his Holyrood campaign with some dog brained shit about 'Sturgeon Files' only for his own party to be massive in the Epstein files, 4D chess.

bbc reporting this through absolutely gritted teeth. the figures are beyond decisive. 84% of respondents to the consultation had used the pond and a full *90%* opposed separate changing rooms for trans women. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Labour Brain is absolutely tragic man. Labour are a busted flush, you can just stop caring about them lol www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...

Driving myself wild thinking about all the free courses that the UK Government could offer to the population instead of "AI" training: first aid, unconscious bias, civic and political structures, neurodiversity awareness, reading for pleasure.

never seen such desperation for the entire capitalist class to sell one technology

Lol it's draining