new tomfoolery (and pics of it!) down the rabbit hole 🕳️explore at lilyyue (dot) co

POV: I’m putting bubbles on your head 🫧

I had a few clients ask me what 🤏🤏🤏 means because I've been subconsciously making the gesture during our conversations... It means I spend too much time on the internet, that's what!

Even the setting sun’s chained to the sea Only butterflies are free

days go by and still I think of you

Chicago weather has DIPPED and the black wool trench is back out to play 🥹 sweet sweet summer, you are not forgotte

Why would you think sending me a ChatGPT poem would illicit a response from me? 😂

A stewed envy apple, a healthy shake of nutmeg, a generous dash of cinnamon, a fluffy bed of 2% Greek yogurt, a heavy cascade of walnut halves & pieces, a fully rounded pinch of Himalayan pink salt and freshly ground sea salt respectively !!🍁🍎

Last night, my oldest and trustiest v!brator (who gave me my first orgasm) shuddered & died in my hands…. Consequently, I’m lowering the flag to half mast & staring off into a large body of water today 💔 keep me in your thoughts

clean white tee, messy vacation suite... fluttering back online soon.... Missed me?

one year of blooms & moons🤍 🪷 thank you, all

Unironically, the auto can opener is the best kitchen tool I own… Do I want coconut milk? Yes. But I want to see the little guy spin around and pop off a perfectly circular tin top, more! Modernity, and its little miracles (amenities)!!!

Does anyone have any unconventional but effective tips for insomnia? Maybe it’s self sabotage, maybe it’s the state of the world… Someone please help me pilot this meat sack!

Feeling a tiny bit freer under the blue skies here… will be posting pics of my butt here until I can figure out where to put the extra scandalous ones 😌

Baseball season in full swing! Go #cubs

“How many this week?” You ask. I giggle nervously as 9 empty avocado shells roll behind me.

How your email finds me when it’s apparent you completely neglected to read my website, policies, or any of my social media posts….

My body lusts for (sweet) plantain chips, so much so that I’ll wait in the god forsaken Monday evening rush line at Trader Joe’s

I was recently recommended Geography by Geoff by a fellow history/ transportation nerd. I fall asleep to his videos nightly now 😴 I dream of westward hopes, rocky terrain, and blooming cities….

When I say DC was delicious, I really mean, DC was DELICIOUSSSS. Can’t wait to be back soon 🥹

need a slinky little dress to slip on and off in this humid summer heat...

Two heads are better than one 🌻 happy Friday!

Everyday I fight my demons (my insatiable craving for korean fried chicken)

reminder that I am literally 5 feet tall, please do not ask me to reach for anything on shelves 😀 unless you volunteer to be my life net below

The (redacted) Chicks’ Fly album on repeat today. It’s only fitting

Just discovered how inoffensive hemp seeds taste, as well as their insane protein content. Unbelievable!! Game Changer!! I'll take 20 🔝💳‼️

The weather matters not There is no specific "season" for pho, hotpot, or ramen for me It is a year-long, lifetime affair

Would love to go on a shopping date this summer!! So many activities, so little time 🥹

I loooove taking myself out for a weekday solo dinner. A half cracked book, teasing banter with the waiter/ bartender, the sharp turn of my heels, a flirty dance of stolen glances across the room, and the delectable company of my devilish imagination.

Do you think I became the captain or his first mate? ⚓️

Put the girl you adore in a sheer silk tank this summer

When the tallest guy at the concert stood smack dab in front of me and my 5 foot self... I yelled, "Front lines are for the SHAWTIES!!" but to no avail. We, as a society, are losing one of our most time honored, respected civilities...

ever since I unlocked the recipe for (mildy nutritional) mango lassi, I've been drinking it nearly every other day... I'd give you the recipe, but I cook with my heart and hands, as my foremothers intended

If bandage dresses are coming back, I might as well throw in new accessory b00bies into my cart to go along with my new dress. Thoughts?

An advance look at “On Parade,” David Plunkert’s cover for next week's issue. #NewYorkerCovers

Amazon Prime Video is going from 3 minutes to 6 minutes of ads per hour. While this is far less than the 15 minutes of ads per hour on TV, it shows the relentless march of enshitification of streaming video isn’t stopping even when you pay $8.99/month.

innocent, until proven guilty happy friday🪽

ups truck going by my window, blasting "your song" by elton john major aura

looking for a summer romance who worships the ground I walk on

If I call you a “cutie” you ARE a cutie. My compliments are to be taken very seriously!

❤️For those craning your necks, the command is to Adore Me xoxo

subsisting off of zicam, beef bone broth, and dayquil your girl caught a nasty little cold apologies for any delays in responses 🤧

a touch of wolford, a shimmy of (japanese) denim

lmk if too niche: if haruki murakami were a cli3nt, what 6h date would you plan for him? open to both wrong and right answers I would > have him play a game of hide & seek w/ cats > picnic dinner on a grassy sunset hill > orgy of varied pr0viders dressed as either school girls or mature mommies

I'm really attracted to ppl who excel and are passionate, especially in a niche area. Regardless if the talent is hitting every note on an expert lvl guitar hero song, building beautiful apps/art, lifting heavy weights, or memorizing the entire script of a LOTR film... just, YES

One thing about me: I will ~never~ turn down a kitschy experience. I love being a silly goose. Let's laugh a little, people!

around the world in 180 minutes 🗺️

Dates I'm manifesting for the summer: - Vegas 🌬️🎲 (I hear we'll have it all to ourselves) - daytime/ vampire rave; music festival/ concert - a fabulous dinner party/ culinary experience *hint* - California coast staycation (HMB, SD, SB) - teach me how to play D&D... & your D

Tips for discerning AI images: ask yourself and zoom in-- should there be a doorknob on the wrong side of the door? why does that plate of food melt from one morsel into the other? did you just feel the chill of a post-singularity world fogging up the sides of your periphery?