You know you're in for a good time when his email starts with "I tried to find something you won't mind skipping yoga for"

Feeling absolutely spoiled today 🥹 This has been one of the best birthdays in recent memory - so grateful I could simply pop!

Can anyone verify if EMP has redeemed themselves after their vegan arc or is it still alarmingly mediocre?

Date idea: we impulsively fly to Toronto just to try this pasta 🤤

When you imagine paradise, does it look like this?

Early-birthday treats > all other treats 🥰

Seconding this so hard! I get such vicarious joy through seeing other babes get spoiled 🥹

PSA for my lovers - my birthday is May 7! If you feel like making me smile, my wishlist page on my site is the best starting point 💕

Really need more ideas for things to add to my wishlist! Anyone have faves to share?

Hadn't heard of this artist (Christina Quarles) before, but I'm in love with her work now! Who here has strong feelings on Surrealism?

Fair warning: I give the kind of goodbyes that make you want to say hello again immediately

Name one thing better than dinner with me, Aria Rose, and Lily Leigh... go ahead, I'll wait

Can't tell which one I appreciated more, the food or the company

That moment when the dress slips off and everything feels electric...

Be honest: if you sat across from me in this at dinner, would you be able to focus?

I love yoga because I will without fail fall asleep in savasana at the end

Reading this made me instantly flush 🔥

This coat might be the sweetest gift I've ever received! Your girl is a sucker for Dior 🥹

I don't always do spontaneous, but when I do... I go all-in

Who wants to recreate this with me? 💭

Not pictured: when we cheers'd with our oysters a little bit too hard and mine slipped straight out of the shell 🤭

Not to be dramatic but I would probably die for your dog and/or cat

Sorry not sorry I hogged the bathroom for this

Someone just told me that The Princess Bride is "overrated" and long story short it's perfectly acceptable to remove toxic people from your life.

I'd really love to go to Attaboy to let the mysterious bartender decide my drink based "vibes"... ideally I'm sitting next to someone who looks at me like I'm also on the menu 💋

Someone teleport me to this bed with @alice-kit.bsky.social immediately, please & thank you

It gives me so much joy when people turn everyday tasks into little works of art like this

If you saw me doing this in your hotel gym, what would you do?

Want me to pour you another, babe?

Turns out the perfect date night *does* exist

New soothing activity just dropped 🌹🌸💐

In case anyone was wondering: yes, green is definitely my color

spring is the h*rniest season and i am not immune from the phenomenon 👼🏼🌷

Is it wrong to already be daydreaming about my next adventure?

Now taking applications to casually peruse quaint bookstores (Edinburgh optional)

Felt a little daring today and tried my hand (and legs, and arms, and abs) at aerial silks... how do people do this!?

Your to-do list this week: take @elisanova.bsky.social and I on a date to one of these amazing restaurants 💋

My eyes are up here, babe

Broadway nights are my love language. Who's the plus-one to my next show?

Be honest, would this dress distract you at dinner?

CLIENT POLL: 1) Where are you from? (around the world) 2) What is your favorite ad site to search for a new fsswer or sensual masseuse? SWERS: Repost for views, and so you can look back for tour research 🧐🤓

What would you give to be here next to me right now?

Pilates this morning had me shaking in the best way

Just finished a sculpting project in my little home studio... will you inspire my next piece?

...Now picture this view with me in front of it 😘

Unfortunately, he didn't pick out a single set that's appropriate for social media 🤭

Finally back from my LA trip! Guess what I watched on the plane back 👀

Before, or after?

For anyone migrating over here from the Bad Place... welcome! Here's a starter pack to help you out courtesy of @amberauclair.bsky.social 💕 go.bsky.app/8uKpm5m

Thank you for transporting me somewhere warm & sunny, T! ☀️