If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

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Screaming! 😄

Pika

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Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."

Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."

Most important thing here is remembering that the US hasn't changed, these people were always here, they're just wildly more open about being racist Nazis.

Not sure I've ever seen a federal judge accuse a federal law enforcement official of "outright lying" under oath. In normal times, this would be a very big deal. Instead, it's just Thursday.

Probably my favorite image from the aurora last week. Shot in Duluth, Minnesota. Someone told me it looks like a stoplight in the sky, and now I can't unsee it. #photography #landscape #landscapephotography #night #nightsky #aurora #minnesota #nature #northernlights #auroraborealis

It's way too early for me to commit to a Presidential run in 2028. However, if I don't run (and I don't think I will), I think a JD Vance and Ron DeSantis ticket would be ideal. Let's prove once and for all that charisma is overrated

This is the way.

Thriving in independent media for 25 years, without a) getting hoovered into some larger media org & subsequently axed, b) getting ruined by some hedge fund guy, c) falling afoul of any short-lived "pivot to video" style trends, or d) going broke... ... is a genuinely remarkable achievement! Kudos.

It is absolutely f***ing hilarious. Dummies in Texas "dummymandered" Texas because a dummy in Washington told them to at the behest of the head dummy in charge.

Technology was a mistake.

Honestly, if you're going to weaponize the DOJ, at least make sure you point said weapons AWAY from your own face. Good lord. 🤣🤣🤣

‘Dancing With The Stars’ Criticized For Allowing Whitney Leavitt Extra Pair Of Legs https://theonion.com/dancing-with-the-stars-criticized-for-allowing-whitney-leavitt-extra-pair-of-legs/

Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel https://theonion.com/pentagon-blames-venezuela-for-flow-of-drugs-into-kash-patel/

After years of stuff like Jewish space lasers this EmptyG renovation is a little hard to believe.

Honey buzzard don’t give a sh*t

Happy Caturday

Yeah it really backfired. We’re reeling. That’s why we were up all night trashing some of our closest former allies on social media, ordering investigations by DOJ of our enemies, delaying a flight to Palm Beach to rant and rave in the WH, while generally melting down. Libs in disarray.

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the Democratic Party should have 2 major goals for the next time it holds power: (1) completely rebuild the destroyed federal government capacity, and (2) crush the GOP, which enabled so much corruption and immiseration. destroy their funding, jail their leaders, make it so a new party has to emerge

trump's 33% approval rating (AP & NORC Center for Public Affairs) prior to the latest Epstein flare-up (emails) must at this point be headed for the teens faster than trump hot off the plane at Epstein Island 🤣

Check out this cool-looking Northern Flicker that showed up at our bird feeder. #birds

I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly

Pretty sure Musk Sr. said "go down" and not "go dark" but either way his racism isn't exactly a newsflash on par with "Japan Surrenders" in 1946.

by the time this is all over, we're going to find out that Epstein was in the Trump Files

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

Ad Industry Veterans Honored With Cola War Memorial https://theonion.com/ad-industry-veterans-honored-with-cola-war-memorial-1819564285/

Happy 80th birthday to my friend and high school classmate Neil Young. What a remarkable, incomparable talent. Across so many genres with so many unforgettable songs. Plus, he is a patriot of courage, moral force, and commitment. And a really good guy!

one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile

How Talking Points Memo lasted a quarter century.! 🦋 www.cjr.org/the-intervie...

I think it’s bad that the president is a likely child rapist.

I’m sorry, we’re meant to believe that the guy who mentioned groping women to a casual acquaintance and is credibly accused of assaulting numerous women, including a jury determination that he did, engaged in illicit sex acts at the home of his friend, a known sex offender? Color me skeptical!

For Veterans Day, my daughter made me this awesome card. She then went around asking her friends and our neighbors to sign it, and they did! (Not sharing because it's full of kids names.) Filled my soul. (I don't have the heart to tell her the Navy doesn't drive tanks, but she's 9.) 🥰🇺🇸⚓ #GoNavy

At this point in his illustrious career Jake Tapper's colon very likely has a persistent boot shape.

Sorry were we supposed to think of connery, moore, brosnan, craig et al as all the same guy? Just make another movie with a new guy bsky.app/profile/will...

My protest video from Saturday in Bend OR made the Rachel Maddow Show. Another guy is holding my Senile Pedophile sign while I filmed.

A better name would be TrumpDoesn'tCare

When the youngsters say that both parties are about the same, this is what they mean. Neither serves nor cares about their interests. (News flash, being 50+ years older than your constituents will have that affect.)

Absolutely, false bravery until they got some tactical win they wanted, then capitulation, it's democrats 101 stuff.

Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will

My sister's premiums are going up over 200%, so, you know, shove your deal up your pasty asses when you fly home for Thanksgiving, you fucking losers.

The Democrats are gonna try to spin this as 8 rogue senators. This is a Schumer op.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??