The idea that the White House didn't figure Iran might try to cut off oil out of the Gulf is comical. They didn't figure for what has now become the fulcrum point of the whole conflict. Iran's leaders are now showing that regime change can work in both directions.

But wait there's more: news out this morning that Florsheim Shoes is suing trump. The suit is purportedly about harm from tariffs but I suspect they're pissed because he mocked their brand by gifting edema shoes to his cabinet. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

Yup, spot on.

And for what was likely a Hollywood stunt-blood packet.

It’s a great day to be doing the people’s business.

You have to make sacrifices for the very clear and articulated objectives of our War in Iran that is also not a war that we’ve also already won

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This is the guy who likes to downplay non-fatal injuries suffered by US service members in combat.

Trump Administration Offers Free At-Home Loyalty Tests https://theonion.com/trump-administration-offers-free-at-home-loyalty-tests/

I briefly logged back in to my FB to see how this was playing amongst my MAGA acquaintances. The silence was fascinating. It's almost like they may be starting to rediscover "shame" or something. 🤷‍♂️

Vote for a r@pist, get f*&ked. It's predictable as the sunrise.

The Onion’s print ads are the best thing in the newspaper.

Willamette River 😍 #PNW #waterfall #nature #photography #therapy 🩵

Fox should send Kilmeade as a special correspondent to report live from the ship. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Almost there…

Between 12/28 and today (3/6), gas at my Costco has increased by $1.10/gal. That's nearly 40% in just 68 days. So much winning.

Trump Defends Addition Of   Ballroom To    Air Force One https://theonion.com/trump-defends-addition-of-ballroom-to-air-force-one/

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Does Markwayne have to share the jet bed with Corey too?

I was forced to watch TV news when I had breakfast in a diner recently and I strongly resonated with the sentiment that being an intelligent person in America today is like being awake during a surgery.

Stories linking use of Ozempic to feelings of nihilism have me thinking it might be useful medicine for facing the nonstop firehose of maximum dipsh!ttery coming from the federal government.

We should send ICE to Iran.

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed.

Only a few hundred more powerful Americans to go...

Big time "watch once" great movie.

Stock market is sh!tting the bed. Savings ⬇️ prices ⬆️, but at least we have war with Iran and armed kidnapping by federales to while away the time.

So I think it's fair to say that only a tiny, tiny percentage of the US population was tied up with Epstein. But weirdly maybe 70% of the people in the field of evolutionary psychology.

America doesn't need Senator Jasmine Crockett. America needs Attorney General Jasmine Crockett, because I trust her to make this happen. youtube.com/shorts/te0fm...

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew

What’s the ETA for the patriotic tourists to visit the Supreme Court?

Conflicted emotions over this, the first two harm all of us, the last is good news AND implicated as a contributing cause of the first two, but at least trump's having a bad day.

This is the correct take. Trump didn't lose, Republicans won. Tariffs were one of the better arrows in the Dems midterm quiver, and SCOTUS just yoinked it away from them. This ruling should bolster the markets, tamp down inflation fears, and potentially restart economic investments. We'll see. 🤷‍♂️

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Need a new global holiday where every human on the planet gets an "L" on our forehead written with "the ashes of critical thinking."

Trump's birthday card to Epstein becomes more and more creepy as time passes and more is revealed. No wonder Trump didn't want that card to come out and now denies sending it.

The irony is Colbert's interview with Talarico is getting more attention after this censorship stunt by Carr and CBS than it would have if they'd not intervened.

Dude can slap the word "exonerated" on just about any fact pattern (e.g. covered in blood, holding a knife, standing over a corpse riddled with stab holes...).

Far Side

Look I get it, but don't post stuff just because it fits your political identity. This is fake. Do the work.

This account is an anti-ICE account. Come and get me www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

LOL it would be WILD if Bondi called the top. 🤡 @barrons.com www.barrons.com/articles/dow...

I now want to see them do it again. "Like we said last time, ..." and then repeat what they said. Just to rub it in.

never get involved in a land war in Minnesota

Entire administration seems made up of people who stopped evolving in the 6th grade.

I get that many republicans are worse, but democrats are led by people who are about as useful as Merrick Garland (i.e. not at all). What tF does "silent defiance" mean? IIRC House republiclowns disrupted Obama (& Biden) constantly, to the point I kept expecting the N-word (because, you know...GOP).