Being on the wrong page is very on-brand for MAGA.

For those that don't like speaking ill of the dead, this is the best time to tell everyone what an absolute piece of shit Giuliani is.

This is pretty cool.

Due to lack of snowpack, the nearby mountain lakes are accessible much earlier than usual. Might as well take advantage of it.

They need a ballroom.

Cheryl Hines seen being protected by her loving husband, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.

Here’s the very simple truth. We should ban all Gerrymandering. Until then, to unilaterally disarm is political suicide and malpractice.

No doubt practiced intensely in the nation's bathroom stalls #VeryWideStance

You may disagree, but if the heads of our skeeterati all skeet the exact same thing, then somebody forgot what hashtags are for (and sure, the current dude is probably unfit to be president).

SE Oregon Trip pt. 1

Is this the novel where she steals Obama's time machine (which he used to change his birth certificate) to travel back to 1855?

Well, we know his ear can grow back in 3 hours.

He thought this one was a picture of him as an astronaut

maybe his hand bruises are stigmata have you even considered that libs?

The amount of self-own in this war is truly, epically humiliating and no less than we deserve.

"I object to their mean-spirited attempts to defame my reputation." Good one! 🤣 #WeSawThePics

Just wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Listening to Victor Glover aboard Artemis talk about how compelling he finds the terminator makes me wonder how many people think he's referring to the movie character played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

This view of the Moon from Artemis II is just... WOW!

He never tried to hide his inner white supremacist, no point in backing off now.

War crimes are always hard to explain.

Fits well with privatized prisons, where megacorps that own both kinds of subsidiary just siphon non-whites directly from the airport into prison, while some MAGA CEO with the empathy of a jackhammer cackles over tax write-offs and quarterly dividend payments.

Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business https://theonion.com/jesus-clarifies-return-will-be-strictly-limited-to-carpentry-business/

Kristen Welker said on Meet The Press this morning that “tens of thousands” attended the No Kings rallies yesterday. TENS of thousands? Really? Did that war-mongering #PedoPrez order you to characterize it that way, Kristen?

Bend, Oregon #NoKings

We have a winner! 🏆 #nokings

This is as bad a place as any to remind everyone that 70+M Americans voted for overt racism and misogyny AS GOVERNMENT POLICY. (NOTE: the 70+M includes a lot of non-white and female voters.)

Hitler did something similar near the end.

...humanity will reach maturity & wisdom on the day that it begins not just to tolerate, but take a special delight in differences in ideas & differences in life forms. …If we cannot learn to actually enjoy those small differences, to take a positive delight…then we do not deserve... --G Roddenberry

Or any other dimension of comparative taste. Would very much prefer to never again hear some competitive aficionado jackwad spout off with "I f*&king h8 that song/record/band" in response to a fan who has the audacity to mention something they like.

Hard to decide which is worse: dying in a freak pickleball accident, or being referred to as "Charlie Kirk's Mentor."

A pilot just flew through one of the strongest aurora storms in years — and saw the sky explode in color. From the cockpit of a Boeing 787, pilot Matt Melnyk had a view like no one else. Flying at 37,000 feet over Manitoba, he watched as the auroras filled the entire sky. Original post

I think Trump is mad that he'll likely buy the farm soon - so he's decided to lash out and tear down the whole world before Satan embraces him.

Happy Caturday

www.samsung-news.com/articles/WTK... He doesn't give a 💩. You won't support him he doesn't care if you can't afford things like gas, food, healthcare. He's over us, all of us. It's his way of getting revenge on Americans for turning on him. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I was worried he was thinking about dropping nukes. I hate being right.

The USA Constitution seems to be useless against corruption

Well, this explains a lot (h/t JB):

This is Amy Madigan and Ed Harris refusing to applaud Elia Kazan's honorary Oscar in 1999. During the Blacklist Era, Kazan named names. Good on Amy and Ed.

He already played 006.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?