US Completely Fucks International Relations…

FFS

Clever

It reminds me of George Santos claiming that he’s Jew-ish

Hi, Why aren’t you protesting each and every week? Regards, The rest of the world

Not long now

He warned us he would run our country like his businesses.

Believable

100% education, right here

On @thebulwark.com podcast today with the fantastic David Frum and the now ‘not so fantastic’ Tim Miller Tim Miller suggested the US simply leave the war and let everyone else fight it out America just broke the world and YOU DON’T CARE? That’s MAGA ideology. FFS From transcript 👇🏼

Even Mike Pence at this point

threatening us with a good time

Americans - fucking up the world for everyone else. Thanks a lot MAGA voters

In the same way he “won” the 2020 election?

When are we getting these new Trump Freedom Cities?

Can we all just agree that Trump couldn’t give a fuck what he promised during the campaign. It’s not like he’s running in ‘28 - he might engineer a way to try and stay, but he’s not going to have to answer to voters again

Q: What’s the difference between Trump & a Flying Pig? A: The letter ’F’ #MAGA #IranWar

I think gas $5 a gallon, a war dragging on and a $200 bn war supplemental request would be where you start to break below 35% Trump approval, otherwise known as “the cool zone”

It’s exhausting, but on the plus side, it makes #MAGA supporters look even dumber

Advisor to Trump: If you tell everyone to fuck off, you can’t get angry when they fuck off… Trump: Wanna bet…

Q: when did it dawn on Trump that peace Presidents don’t get statues honoring them A: 20 days ago

*chef’s kiss*

Ahead of schedule? Were oil price not meant to hit $100/barrel this quickly?

The best word for him…

The truth is that the United States hasn’t really been a part of NATO for the last 14 months. It’d do better without the abuse dished out daily from Uncle Fester

The bloodlust from these two makes the rest of the world recoil, just watch the news broadcasts from the rest of the world

Who did this? You better not have a broadcast license?!

The ‘Board of Peace’, And we all laughed…

For a war that we’re told is over, there sure seems to still be a lot of bombing and attacks still going on

I think Trump went to war to mask the monumental damage he had done to the economy with the tariffs. Just saying

Iran is trolling Trump again. Hard. This is what happens when global politics becomes reality TV.

Why governments don’t share sensitive information with Captain Blabbermouth? FFS

Translation: give us your minerals or we’ll kill you

Trump: we don’t need the UK Trump: the UK better step up Also Trump:

Everything.

The lying liar lied again

Q: Why does everyone hate America now? A:

Trump to allies is the very definition of an abusive relationship: Insults you Threatens you Explains why they did it Says they’ll adapt and change Gets mad again Blames the you, again Threatens you, again

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the Chairman of the Board of Peace…

"We don't need anybody; we're the strongest nation in the world," Mr. Trump insisted. He suggested his current request for assistance amounted to a test for allies: "I'm almost doing it in some cases not because we need them but because I want to find out how they react." The world:

Why would any country come to the aid of the United States when there is the risk of loss of life, or loss of critical defence equipment? The US wasn’t attacked. This situation was totally unnecessary… and illegal There is no upside to helping the bully who you know will only tariff or insult you

Says the President who is suing his own country for $10 billion

Republican lawmakers are meeting behind closed doors to discuss how to get daylight between them and Trump It’s a self preservation issue. They know the wipeout is imminent

•Health plan in two weeks •90 tariff deals in 90 days •etc

THE 11 STAGES OF TRUMP 1. Turn a problem into a catastrophe 2. Prematurely declare victory 3. Problems come to light 4. Deny everything 5. Double down 6. Declare victory 7. Blame media/allies/military 9. Deny claims of victory 10. Claim no one could have predicted this 11. Call it a hoax