It’s not out of the question

Sheep = MAGA Wolf = Democrats Shepherd = Trump

OBAMA: A good policy that I'd like to see followed is that the president shouldn't have a bunch of side hustles that companies and foreign entities can invest in COLBERT: How much of that is just jealousy that you didn't think of selling sneakers?

Bullshitters gotta bullshit

Fair enough too. They all now have big targets on them and have lost $$ billions

The day you can undo a school bombing and killing 165+ girls, is the day I can forgive this administration.

He’s itching for an easy fight

It happened again. The most corrupt administration in history.

Absolute nonsense. It’s like when lawyers say “in the event of “ when they just need to say “if”…

CNN’s Harry Enten: “It's nutter butter... Democrats lead the certain to vote category for the 1st time at this point in a midterm cycle on record. This meshes with special election results. Democrats’ lead nearly doubles on the generic House ballot (from 5 pts to 9 pts) among those certain to vote.”

Translation: Iran just informed the Trump representatives: ‘if the US continue their blockade the undersea cables that supply 90% of data and coms to Europe will be cut - crashing the global stock market instantly, thank you for your attention to this matter’

Ha

Oh get fucked, you broke it, you fix it…

4 things you will never hear from Trump or any of his cabinet members: 1. We made a mistake. 2. We take full responsibility for it. 3. We apologize. 4. We will learn from it and do better.

So Trump doesn’t want to give back the money it was determined that he was stealing? *check’s notes*, yep that tracks

It’s not testing, it’s monitoring. Vance and Rubio will be leaking this very soon

Seriously, from this guy?

What’s the bet that today is the day?

I can image him saying: “That goat was alive when I left that hotel room”!!!

When you only eat dinner at strip clubs and Hooters:

America, Trump has all but killed the ‘petrodollar’. This is going to undermine the entire US economy. We warned you. Everything he touches dies. His gift is creating problems that no one can solve. BTW, we’re not happy about this either, it’s going to crash our economies as well. The World

But, but, but he’s an extraordinarily businessman and, and, and

If he “aced” the three tests, why has he just slapped on another 25% tariff when the Supreme Court that specifically ruled that he doesn’t have the power to do so? Did he forget, is he disobeying the court, or is he just plain stupid?

Actually, pretty funny

Don’t tell me, “two weeks”?

Pretty sure Donny has never pumped gas, carried groceries, stacked a dishwasher, folded washing or cleaned a bathroom

Prick

A friendly reminder that Dr. Jesus is currently asking for another $1.5 trillion Q: What happens to a country when it goes bankrupt? A: the public have to go without to help pay down the debt

Alina Habba went on The View yesterday & it did not go well for her HABBA: The DOJ brings real cases. We are not Jack Smith. We are not Letitia James. We bring real cases AUDIENCE: *laughs & groans* HOSTIN: You actually were sanctioned nearly $1 mil for filing a frivolous lawsuit against Comey

There’s always a Tweet

The people who think Obama was a Muslim, think Trump is a Christian They also think professional wrestling is real and climate change is fake #MAGA #Trump #ai

L - North Korea R - Miami

Wait, did the black man on the Supreme Court just vote against the rights of black Americans?

Humph, it turns out that more is actually less

Doctor Jesus?

I did a tour in Berlin. One location on the tour was the exact spot where Hitler killed himself, in the now demolished bunker (now a car park). Berlin has no statues, no buildings with his name, they have erased him as much as possible. It happens to bad people… just like this fucking guy 👇🏼

When old money meets new money

Republican logic: we need a publicly funded $400 million ballroom with Trump’s name on it, because a ‘whack job’ made it through the first of 10 layers of protective security #Trump #MAGA #ballroom

Republican politicians astounded that voters think Democrats are better with the economy, all while they’re proposing building a golden ballroom just months after cutting healthcare to 12 million families and fuel costs are skyrocketing for everyone You can’t make this stuff up

Didn’t Trump call for the death penalty for Democrats for insisting the military not follow illegal orders just a few months ago?

Guess DOJ has to indict Bezos next

Government funded ’golden ballroom’ + No universal healthcare = Shithole country

When you think about it, it’s a pretty amazing list

It’s just like ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’ story, only dumber

I just watched a European talking about why the rest of the world doesn’t trust America anymore He said ’it’s not necessary just Trump, it’s that there are no checks and balances anymore’ He put it beautifully - American is a hotel room, Trump is the black light

the Divided States of America