They all have ski goggles but they’re all up on their foreheads. That’s not how they work.

Well, now Chicago can unite around trying to convince ourselves Caleb Williams is something better than mid

Sorry, Cub fan friends. It was a good run. And if it’s any consolation, the Brewers are gonna get boatraced by the Dodgers.

Counsell with that “maybe I made the wrong career choice” look tonight.

Pritzker’s goons shutting down protests at ICE Detention Center in Broadview.

Is Kittredge baked?

Our country died, but we had a good day of college football results here.

Pepper doesn’t seem bothered that we’re rapidly descending into a military dictatorship.

Getting pretty close to game over.

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

¡El Mago!

Skubal is outrageous. Borderline unfair tonight. And yet he’s down a run!

You ever notice how many car commercials are filmed at Joshua Tree?

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

It's a beautiful day for a blood clot

Wait, hold up. The west coast game is three hours *before* the Midwest game? What fuckery is this, MLB?

It could happen any day, but the day he finds out he isn't fucking getting a Nobel Prize is an especially good candidate

Nothing remotely resembling an insurrection is happening anywhere in the country. Any violence associated with protest has been isolated, mild, and, in nearly every case, instigated by federal law enforcement. If we let Trump get away with calling dissent an insurrection, our republic is over.

This was *extremely helpful* to explain the controversy that played out just outside my experience here.

They understand, and Biden did not, that the side that starts with command of the security forces and the military has a huge advantage. Their intentions have been obvious since Jan 6 2021 and Biden had four years to deal with the problem. He chose to put us in this position instead.

the Glorious Day draws nigh, my friends, prepare your revelry

My dog is doing far better than I am today

I'll be sorry for asking this, but who is Link? Genuinely unfamiliar with this person.

This might have scanned if the ISP didn’t gleefully join in the head bashing. Also in some cases they pulled their names off their uniforms and masked up. Fash is as fash does.

its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content

Let’s do a Bill of Rights wellness check! 1st amendment: dead 2nd: just fine! 3rd: pending 4th: dead 5th: dead 6th: in trouble 7th: whatever 8th: dead 9th: dead 10th: in trouble

It follows logically that if you can designate and enforce a “free speech zone” then there *is* no free speech, anywhere.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov is a traitor. All his talk is just that. Fully complicit with the regime at this point.

The only conclusion I can draw from the scenes reported from 40th and Kedzie, and Broadview, is that ICE is itching to open fire with live rounds on the crowds.

If conservatives thought we weren’t sufficiently reverent after Kirk’s death, they are in for a rough ride when the Glorious Day comes.

There was no constitution in there for her to piss on.

My son is home from college for the weekend. He was worried the puppy wouldn’t remember him. Not a problem.

I tried calling those phone numbers all day and never got a human. But this'll do.

ICE pigs spotted in my town (River Forest, just west of Chicago) today at the library and Panera, midday. These nazi cowards are looking for *nannies* to arrest.

Weeks before his death, you say?

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov what the fuck is this?

New TS record, my son's coming home for the weekend, it's warm and sunny, only one meeting on the calendar. Everything's lined up for a great Friday!

Oh good. Jimmy Fallon is happy. 🍆

Dansby and Mallory Swanson are going to create an impossibly beautiful child. (Probably a hell of an athlete, too.) That's some serious genetics right there.

My kids are both in college, and I hope/believe they'd do the same fucking thing to that nazi punk if this happened in their classrooms.

ICE has hit three homeless shelters in the last week. All shelters that were set up to serve migrants. So they forced people to move to Chicago, Chicago stood up shelters to support migrants, and the feds use those shelters as targets for their kidnapping. blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/01/b...

It probably couldn't be helped, but letting the colloquialism "Obamacare" be attached to the ACA will ultimately be its doom. He's the guy they hate the most.

The period around the equinoxes is when we lose/gain daylight most rapidly. We're losing almost 3 min/day at this latitude. I feel every one of them in my bones. It's dark when I wake up, and I feel the light slipping away earlier each night. Now it's dark at dinner; soon, dark when work ends.

Playoff baseball, when ex-White Sox pitchers just dominate.

I can see the Cubs won from the reactions here...but I certainly couldn't get that from ABC's livestream, which did nothing but hang repeatedly in the ninth inning. Fail.

You gotta check out what my friend Steve did. Audacious and awesome.

“generals gathered in their masses to listen to gigantic asses“ headline is sitting right there, which outlet is going to step up

I suppose the other reason I'm optimistic that the general officers are above this bullshit is that if I'm wrong, it's truly game over, and the analogy is not Berlin 1933 but Pyongyang 1948.