I like to think I’m sturdy, and that things aren’t affecting me, but work gave me a new laptop and the function and control keys are in different places, and I just…I can’t… It broke me.

Lamest duck

So much stupid here, not least of which being that she still not gonna be president. She gave it away for nothing.

What Mr. Bouie says. Election-won’t-happen doomers are an automatic block here

Rep Robin Kelly (D-IL) is introducing articles of impeachment against Kristi Noem

Agreed

TIL what "perfidy" actually means. Incredible time to be alive.

Some of y'all still shopping at Target. Here's what you're supporting:

Someday I might get tired of watching different angles of the nazi pig falling on his ass to howls of laughter from onlookers. But today is not that day.

Some countries that have prosecuted or threatened to prosecute central bankers for the purpose of political intimidation or punishment for monetary policy decisions: Argentina, Russia, Turkey, Venezuela and Zimbabwe.

hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress

Gronk is turning out to be a pretty decent studio analyst. Didn’t see that coming.

If I was advising the EU—and I 100% should be—my advice is that you prepare three sets of sanction packages: 1. Deliberate targeting of personal/corporate assets of Trump, Musk, Andressen, Sacks, etc like they’re Russian oligarchs by doing stuff like seizing Gigafactory Berlin. This gets used first.

The similarity between the Georgia Bulldogs and P*ckers logos troubles and frightens me

Aged like yogurt in the sun

Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.

WITH YOUR T FORMATION

Field Museum post-game

Atlanta is all in on the Bears, from what I can see. I like these people.

Many of my posts tonight aged poorly.

I did lead this bar to a rousing version of Bear Down, lest you think I’m all negative

Generational fumble

Yes, an Offensive Genius calls a seven step drop pass play on fourth and one from the eleven

Old enough to remember when Jay Cutler got crucified for making faces on the sidelines.

Generational ankle blowout

Loser stink all over this team tonight. Fetid.

Someone should tell Dennis Allen that the rules allow for rushing more than four men.

It’s ok that the Bears will get blown out tonight. This season was found money. The expectations for next year, however, are conference championship, minimum. Ryan Poles, you’re on the clock. Fix your defense.

Wow

Good one, generational.

your moment of zen

Did the ref just pat Bryce Young on the back?

Also this city has the friendliest, most engaging Uber/Lyft drivers I’ve ever seen. Atlanta is good people.

Noted: the Chicago themed sports bar in Atlanta is packed beyond capacity for the Bears game

The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred. It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become

If the executive branch can unilaterally cut off federal funding to specific states the union has already been dissolved.

Refs checking their Kalshi accounts at each timeout

This is a home game for IU. No green to be seen.

Indiana has a top ten fight song. Golden age.

They’re booing the Oregon marching band

Hoo Hoo Hoo!

Obvious DPI on that Hail Mary. Hate to see it end that way, even without a rooting interest.

Two more shot by la migra in Portland. Can’t wait for another wave of scolding posts from mom’s basements across an ocean that we aren’t working hard enough to fix this.

Hello Tim Cook I worked at Tumblr when you gave us 48 hours to get rid of all the consenting, adult boobs. Up all night at your whim, out of the blue. But you're still cool with Twitter and its CSAM and revenge porn and whatever the fuck this is? Why do you even HAVE guidelines?

If you never really considered earwax, let me tell you that if you start wearing hearing aids, you *absolutely will* become profoundly aware of it.

Already loved the hats, then I learned the company making them was founded by an immigrant family and loved them more. Plus the company was hassled by the P*ckers about a cheesehead hat too close to their trademarked one. I hope they sell a million of these.

Someone yelled "Fuck Green Bay!" during the moment of silence for Bob Pulford and Glenn Hall. Much of the crowd couldn't help but laugh.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.