There are Lieutenant Columbos everywhere for those with eyes to see.

Operation Close the Strait of Hormuz is over. Time to launch Operation Open the Strait of Hormuz.

Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

My dad made my babies in stained glass.

From @steverattner.bsky.social: “This is extraordinary. I've been a professional investor for decades and I haven't made this many trades in my career.” Gobsmacking corruption no previous president would even try, without getting impeached and removed. 🤯 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

“.. This is an insane amount of trades,” he said, adding that it looks more like something done by “a hedge fund with massive algo trades” that buys and shorts securities than a personal account. @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I maintain that this man's entire existence is elaborate performance art to call attention to the elite impunity problem in this country in the most garish way and it's still not working

Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil) #$AZO

The next James Bond.

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

Crazy how this is reported as if he hasn't been selling pardons. And even if that's not the case, attaching a goal number to something that's supposed to be deliberative is reality show insanity.

That’s actually Frenchy Martin who used to manage Dino Bravo in WWF.

Surprised they aren’t burning them since this guy is the mayor.

I mean…at this point it’s scraping the underside of the barrel for this administration.

Black Lion, Blue Lion, Red Lion, Green Lion, Yellow Lion and Coran

The real TDS is these red hat wockaflockas with TRANS Derangement Syndrome. These folks ain't doin' shit to you. Let them be who they wanna be.

I really do think Trump misheard Talarico saying "cisgender" as "six genders," and that's just a thing he says now. The first person I saw make this observation deleted the post saying it, but yeah.

Time to make Section 4 of the 14th Amendment famous, which explicitly bars the U.S. government from paying out or owing anything to insurrectionists. The text instructs that “all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.” constitution.congress.gov/browse/amend...

He’s got just incredible business acumen.

Visiting Pearl Harbor was devastating and a very moving experience. It is a place of reverence. Never in my wildest imagination would I think “maybe I could go for a snorkel session”.

"You gotta be willing to look at all fraud." Meanwhile: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/n...

“The Three Stooges were actually six combined but we only accept and recognize four of them. That’s a pretty big statement.”

First clip from "Tangles" animated feature film directed by Leah Nelson. Based on Sarah Leavitt's graphic novel about her mother's Alzheimer's disease. >> www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

For the record, this Luke costume was a proud dad moment for me because we couldn’t figure out what to do for his boots until I had the idea to just put tan men’s dress socks over his shoes.

My babies turn 21 today. 💖💖

I saw these headlines and thought "oh well some jerk wrote a form letter to a kid's letter that's dumb" but no it appears that one of the worst people in Congress took time out of her day to talk shit to a 10 y/o and tell him he should be more worried about debt and school propaganda than climate

The “orange boy who cried fraud” ridiculousness aside, just a reminder that while they love to take your healthcare away, the Republicans have still not shared a health plan alternative other than “you pay more” dating all the way back to Trump’s first term a decade ago.

This is simply bonkers. The White House is in active discussions with DOJ about settling Trump's lawsuit against the IRS in his favor, *precisely because* a judge might soon throw it out. WH apparently wants DOJ to agree to "settle" the lawsuit *before* that happens. Utter insanity.

Generational talent, please rest in peace Yuji Ohno. Thank you for composing not only for most of Lupin and many other shows, but also one of the best openings ever.

Daredevil: Born Again Season 3 looking good.

We’re getting there.

Almost as much as a gallon of gas.

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

Large gaps don’t create sustainability for anyone in their daily lives nor do they provide any benefit for a returning show. As a producer, I invest in the people I hire as collaborators. I joke that we usually know what we’re doing about 8 eps in but that’s part of the shared creative process.

The cost to repaint the Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC blue is now estimated to be over $13 million. Trump initially promised it would cost only $1.8 million. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/u...

For linear tv, ratings info was the available standard to both network and creative teams and undeniable whether positive or negative in determining a project’s future. With streamers, only they have access to the info and can create any metric to spin numbers to a positive or a negative.

Genuinely funny that Alito just wrote a whole opinion making clear that the only thing Republicans have to do to gerrymander Black people out of electoral existence is say "this is about politics, not race," and then this genius is like CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MANY BLACK PEOPLE ARE IN THAT DISTRICT??

The president’s mental health is a global crisis.

Abe Lincoln meet Slo’ Blinkin’

“I’m a crook and I got away with it!” the new party line

What is “What are the worst pickup lines only weird people say?, Alex”.

Abe Lincoln meet Slo’ Blinkin’

Maybe try getting every American “over-healthcared” first before suggesting more expenses for people.

It’s not shocking to me that Hassett and the crooked alderman who tried to bribe Eliot Ness in The Untouchables are one and the same.

sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Saying “the autism” is as much a disqualifier for him giving medical advice as my grandmother saying “the Wal-marts” when talking about a single store disqualified her from giving any shopping advice.