I would sell my soul for this shirt. I should've went to Mexico 😭😭😭

Senior White House officials tell CNN re: TikTok that Trump wanted “patriotic” investors. The algorithm will be “retrained” in the US, reviewed by Oracle, meaning it’ll be full-on MAGA propaganda or TwitterX 2.

In honor of Stephen King’s birthday, what are your top 3 Stephen King movies? 1. Doctor Sleep 2. The Long Walk 3. Creepshow

I don’t know what The Discourse around DA: Veilguard is/was and I don’t care because I love these characters more than any other DA characters so far. Man, what a year for RPGs.

If you were trying to construct the single worst policy that a country could implement, “make it way more expensive for highly skilled people to work here” would rank pretty high.

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

Talking to my daughter tonight and she was like “You fall asleep while playing games?” Child, literally every Friday night.

Best. Mission. Ever.

Same

Say it with your chest!

As a resident of Florida, I can tell you that RFK Jr’s statement that anyone who wants a COVID vaccine can get one is, unsurprisingly, complete and utter bullshit. Fuck that guy.

Foundation season finale really bringing new meaning to “It’s raining men.”

There's so much to admire about the late Robert Redford. Most recently he has been executive producer of the amazing series "Dark Winds," and had his first screen role in six years in a season 3 cameo.

My favorite combination in Dragon Age: Veilguard so far is Taash and Emmrich because of how much she loves to talk about dragons and how little he cares about dragons.

Jesus, The Long Walk was fucking brutal.

Watch the wall to wall coverage end now that the call is coming from inside the house. Alas. Onward.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?

The Speaker Emerita of the Minnesota House was gunned down in her home and slaughtered along with her husband and dog, and Trump didn't say a thing. Half-mast, my ass.

I'm not here to tell you how to feel about World Events, but i am here to remind everyone that 1) bluesky and social media is public-facing, and 2) there are server farms basically ingesting the internet at all times. short version: some of you motherfuckers need to find a group chat.

JFC I love this campaign so much and I can’t even vote for the guy.

I am very much enjoying Dragon Age: Veilguard. Everywhere you go is filled with paths to find more quests and chests and secrets. Exactly how a big, epic RPG should feel. The baby griffin certainly helps.

Picked up Melissa Etheridge’s first album on vinyl for 13 bucks and I had forgotten how fucking good it is. Not one note wasted, just banger after banger of ever increasing horniness.

it is always worth remembering that vance made a conscious decision to be a person of low character. he has eagerly contorted himself into evil for the sake of what amounts to a whiff of power.

I think, before you run HHS, you must be smart enough to recognize that you shouldn't pick up dead animals off the ground and then eat them. That's a solid baseline.

Fuck RFK jr and fuck this administration

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

Happy Labor Day. Workers over billionaires. youtube.com/watch?v=w038...

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

New Beaches record let’s fucking goooooo

Dove with a Mohawk! Dove with a Mohawk! DOVE WITH A MOHAWK!!!!

If you can't come up with a winning message about how the power mad dunce emperor marching federal troops into peaceful cities is bad, you should not have a job in politics

They want you to die. MAGA and MAHA is a fucking death cult.

the actual communication problem democrats have is this: their most prominent national figures filter everything through focus grouped lines and are incapable of plain speech

Yeah, here is Trump just openly admitting that he is ordering the FBI to target his opponents. Impeachable offense number infinity

Mourning Doves, Fearless or Clueless? America Yearns for Answers

I don't know, you guys. I really like the new logo.

Best decision I made last year was signing up for this glorious publication.

I will never not laugh at a Pete Holmes special.

Between Lost in Random: The Eternal Die and Creepy Redneck Dinosaur 3, there’s a lot of “just one more turn” energy in my house. Both of these games are amazing. Sleep on them at your peril.

The most amazing thing about Alien: Earth is that they managed to make Timothy Olyphant unattractive.

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

I am a very big fan of Lost in Random and the Lost in Random version of Hades is fun as hell.

Just want to reiterate my opinion that every Trump voter can fuck off and die into infinity.

Finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. What a fantastic experience. Hats off to Sandfall!

I experienced my first puzzle injury tonight and I am so excited.

This book is absolutely fantastic. If you like horror that goes hard, do not sleep on it.

I hope Ciri has as many chances to get laid in Witcher 4 as Geralt does in Witcher 3. Would be a weird time to turn prudish.