I gotta start doing drugs, get those numbers up

broken record, listen to neoscum listen to gutter a gannon reedy laugh will make ur day, the way casey builds on bad events to make his characters suffer more is incredible, eleni is delightful & their characters are so cool and fierce, mike is hysterical, these are some of the funniest ppl alive

what if you could kill your abusers and your friends understood and didn't flinch from how much hate you have in you. what if you could hang out with your friends all the time. what if what if what if

Synthesia girl, or aphantasia boy?

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

I got a Facebook message from another Ren at 1am the other day, seemingly affronted that another Ren exists in her city. I haven't even lived in that city for a decade. How do you even respond to this?

I've created a new feed for people to see all the GUTTER posts and Guttersonas for @thatguttershow.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/did:...

I really gotta listen to GUTTER so I can get a Guttersona created It's payday and I have artists to support

Welcome to Part 1 of “What the hell is going on in our discord?” where we highlight the hijinks our patrons get up to. What ridiculous things are trending in your discord? #discord #funny

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

I'm in the mood to do some basic game modding recently, but only for either Balatro cards, or levels for a 1998 abandonware game that no one has heard of. But the question would be... What face cards should I make...

Random 12 year old: I fucked your mom Republican: That's it I'm calling ICE, you insensitive bully

Republicans would never last in a MW2 lobby

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

censorship is continuing to get worse 💔❤️‍🩹 we are tired but i know we're also determined!! if you took a break, or if you haven't started making calls and writing letters yet, now is a great time to jump in 🤝🧡

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

if you want to spread the word about payment processor censorship i made a poster. my hope is for ppl to print these and share them irl. do whatever w/ it, just don't change the core message. free to use, no credit required. more colour options in the drive link. drive.proton.me/urls/96M257D...

HOT TAKE: indie RPGs are better than D&D. Fight us about it! #Indie #RPG #DnD

Oh hey it’s exactly the thing I fucking told you about and people said “you’re being alarmist” and its happening now

This October marks our 5th anniversary! 🎉 For the next 6 weeks, we’re part of Patreon’s Collaborative Growth Program, which means tons of new folks might discover our shows. We’d love for you to be one of them. You can catch us wherever you get your podcasts or on YouTube as Mayday Plays.

If you breed your sheep specifically to pass on specific genes and traits, is that ewegenics?

*Werner Herzog voice* I never cared much for these pocket monsters, you see, the monsters within ourselves are far more terrifying than a Pachachu or Glumako ever could be

Thinking about the Koko Birkin bag tweet reminded me of the time when my friend text me in Uni (sat next to me) wondering what happened to stylish yet illegal IKEA monkey. Well, good news. www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kati...

I made a joke at the weekly quiz about a year ago that the only Ace discourse at Pride should be whether Ace Ventura is welcome at Pride (he's not) and since then I have had "Aro-Ace Ventura Petplay Detective" as my discord status, and damn, no other status has had me receiving so many DMs

scurrying about the hillside at 4am fixing the kerning on the hollywood sign

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

I've created a new feed for people to see all the GUTTER posts and Guttersonas for @thatguttershow.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/did:...

Guttersona

Need to test something #guttersona

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

Discworld QOTD, from Wintersmith “Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!”

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

“leftists have an infighting problem” buddy you should see what they’re doin to each other on the far right

Always relevant. theonion.com/it-is-journa...

so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!

Whenever I open my AirPods case and the AirPods aren’t in there, my first thought is always: Oh no. I’ve eaten them

The vibe I bring to the function is so often not the same as the vibe at the function. Nevertheless @norollsbarred.bsky.social live was wonderful 💜✨

I really should move my make-up thread over to my sfw account, but effort.....

This is good; "Minister of Hypocrisy Wes Streeting" "So there we have it. One Irish person is charged with ‘terrorism’ in a UK court for speaking out against violence, while another Irish person is being held up as a victim of unfree speech for speaking out in favour of violence."

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

I've just flown back from Silent Hill and boy are my arms legs

The question is not a matter of can trans people change sex but one of can cisgender people stop us.

Keir Starmer wants to take away my sheep because they’re patriotic. Please retweet to show some support for these farm animals that are proud of their country