richard dawkins has always had AI psychosis, it just took till now for the tech to catch up

I recently read "All of your rage was once hope" and, not gonna lie, I needed to take a minute 🥲

Fulgurous [FUL-gyur-us] (adj.) - Amazingly impressive. - Characteristic of or resembling lightning; lightning-like. Used in a sentence: “'This is the most fulgurous thing I’ve ever seen!’ she exclaimed with strangely hesitant fervor.”

Panting and snorting like a mad battle steed that has lost its rider, the masterless ocean overruns the globe.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Who said this: Everything is what it is because it got that way Biologist D'Arcy Wentworth Thompson? Economist Kenneth E. Boulding? Philosopher John Hospers? Philosopher Daniel Dennett? quoteinvestigator.com/2026/07/01/g...

I had planned to do some gardening before lunch today, but the rain pretty much changed that. Guess I'll just have to let the jungle take over.

HOWE TO TEACHE LYKE JORDAN PETERSON: 1) Wear a suit 2) Pace righte yn front of the class 3) gestures! 4) postmodernisme ys wrong! 5) 60% lecture 30% harangue 10% rant 6) Nietzsche ys to blame

Jane Austen is SO funny.

My mom is mad at my dad because a feral peacock keeps coming to their house and staring through the glass door into the kitchen and it turns out it's because my dad has been secretly feeding it

Thrugh an odd chayne of eventes my catte was able to run ynto the garage yestirdaye and explore it for a while. Now he doth sitte by the door yearninge for more adventures. Nay, small syr, the garage ys off limites for an yndoor catte!

The Royal family limited comments on the picture of JK Rowling with the queen because the replies were entirely flooded with trans flag emojis.

The new InfoWars site, which is insane and heavily influenced by shawarma machines, will debut later on tonight at theonion.info. Here's a sneak peek from FastCompany.

Wow thanks ha

Do you think I could walk pleasantly and well-suited toward annihilation?

I wrote about #TuloyPH, a relief kitchen that operates out of a restaurant that specializes in Filipino home cooking. Because Filipino kitchens are built to serve. mb.com.ph/2026/07/01/b...

The ‘dog days’ of summer get their name due to their association with the Dog Star, Sirius, found in the constellation Canis Major. The first visible rising of Sirius occurs during the hot stretch from early July to early September. Woof.

The right-wing love to talk about the "dangers" of exposing kids to trans people or same-sex couples. I'm living proof that if you introduce your kids to the gay rights agenda, the danger is they might grow up to be governor.

You’re loved

This is what children were like before iPads. Do you really want to go back?

Coming soon from my Twisted Trunk imprint.

I’m sorry, Darcy’s name is Fitzwilliam???

“Is not general incivility the very essence of love?” Jane!!! Austen!!!!! *Tarzan yell* Fuck ‘em up!!!

Alexa, cue "Trigger Happy Jack" by Poe

The greater idiot ever scolds the lesser

Today's GCash hassle: unlinking my Angkas payments out of the blue. There was a text notif, but it didn't say why (like routine unlinking for security etc)

Helen of Troy had a wandering glance; Sappho's restriction was only the sky; Ninon was ever the chatter of France; But oh, what a good girl am I!

Accidentally blending into my ride's upholstery.

Sometimes brevity is not the soul of wit. Sometimes you’re Jane Austen, and you got wit strung through the longest sentences known to Regency. How dare!!!

What a great way of putting this

how's this review for a debut Australian author lol okay maybe we can manage our expectations a little

STOPPE SERVINGE BEER TO THE MOSQUITOES

I have to put this down and walk around for a second; Mrs Bennet is too much

By far the moost unrealistic aspecte of the songe "99 Luftballoons" ys that militarye commanderes wolde saye "worry worry super scurry." That ys more lyke what the people at the pet store saye when the hamsteres get loose.

deviled

crepuscular narthex risible nacreous

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating

"Eat my entire ass."

Martin Scorsese Plays Vincent Van Gogh in a Short, Surreal Film by Akira Kurosawa

Sudden rain and wind in Cubao. At least the air is cooler now because the humidity has been punishing.

Correct.

The long, dark teatime of the soul is upon me. Off to Chapterhouse to weather this heaviness.

Figuring out arrangement and where to place the breath

My friend, I have had a dream! I stood in Dilmun, and slayed the bowls of date syrup with great bold strength.

Today is full of magics. You don’t need to read about others experiences, you don’t need to capture your own to share. Today, just bathe in it all. Harvest your own omens, revel in whatever blessings the day offers. Refuse to be part of the mediated spectacle. Find your own primal wonder. #Solstice

Happy Pride, y'all! 🏳️‍🌈

It's the summer solstice! I take comfort in the fact that the days won't get any longer than this and that they'll start to even out with the nights until we reach the equinox.

We've got a wicked new "Guess the article" challenge for you.  Each image is a clue. Can you figure out the Wikipedia article they're all from?🧵⬇️ (1/5)

Spent around four hours at UP Vet Med because my poor Brian has been having difficulty peeing. HR was such a trooper today, though. Here's hoping the meds prescribed will work. (That's me croaking at him in the background.)