car and engine dork semi-normal guy who lost his virginity to an Audi RS 3 x 95-ton mazut guzzler infantry support mech who lets him touch her engines and stompers

we've been cooking up a way to drive a nine inch metal stake through the heart of that machine you're calling "armored" and. look. this was meant to be a serious threat but if you're getting wet about it, we're not pretending either. it's even sexier than what your snuffbait brain is imagining

dude no way i had a target reference point on the treeline! what a coinkydink? what's your pos again? yo bro that's a little danger close bro. not to like, harsh the vibe but there's this thingy called circular error probable? no dude i can SEND it i just need you to be aware of friendly fire bro

cauterizers

hoh

turning in 50 hard earned labor vouchers at the lower phase communism store to get my pussy ate diabolical style

"None of this furality outage nonsense would have happened if Truman bombed Moscow instead" - @evilmachinewife.bsky.social

cool ass robot #pixelart #robot #OC

The clueless enviro optimist pilot getting assigned the nastiest most rumbly black-smoke-billowing diesel-smelling Mazut-guzzling rust bucket mech in the entire hangar

Have you ever considered falling in love with a megastructure? Are you more into brutalism and concrete than your peers? Wanna be a lil freak robot? FOR STEEL YOU ARE is the journaling game for you! Get it here: dericbindel.itch.io/for-steel-yo... #DericGames #FaggotGamesJam #ttrpg

the Alt-Centrists are a truly baffling breed

sometimes i am reminded that a year ago i made a post about hypnosubs with sleeper agent styled activation phrases and was quickly reminded that that's just normal hypno with weird trigger words

I consider

(to my hangar techs and loaders) see my great Project.. observe my great Experiment..

[gunplay, descriptions of gore and death/murder, drawn gore] i was sent this image by a combat drone. ... :)

...what do you mean that also means something other than nuclear thermal rocket?

nyaaah

I consider

been getting really into communism as a kink lately instead of just an ideology

oh to be a giant planetary defense robot being pulled for maintenance with safety interlocks while hundreds of technicians crawl around my maintenance tunnels

Raindrop Prelude and space murdersmut my dead ex wrote hitting hard as fuck right now I feel the need to break silence and let everyone know I am being PROFOUNDLY impacted by the evil robot bitch boots I plan to fill I'm only alone on the deck if I choose not to drag fuckmeat in here with me :3c

i just want to shoot down belkans i have no other politics

gold week thing from patreon #robotart

sketch comm for @aviicinders.bsky.social !

ouuuu how i love myself a heavy AK-platform only problem is i cannot remember which one is an RPK, a PKM or an AKM..... despise

Vespa trapped under multiple layers, listen to the squeaks it makes! Oh my. Vibrations courtesy of @lilbathory.bsky.social #latex #vacbed reflectivedesire.com/videos/vespa...

ugh, i don't know what my designers were thinking putting so many motors, controllers, exchangers and god know what other heat spewing things right in my crotch no matter, your body conducts heat in the most efficient manner i've ever seen, you'll do fine being my new heatsink~

Walking into the permalock clinic and telling them to "Just fuck my shit up"

!!HEAVY MACHINERY!! hmmmm I think I should touch it... Some extra pics from the STALKER shoot cause I haven't posted in a while. Photographer: @4melwave.bsky.social #latex #hexcorp #drone

Everyone who follows me did it to solve my riddles. They just don't know it yet

you are like a little baby i was born in 3000 bc and all i had to play was ancient egyptian senet

Aw fuck oups i abandoned my account again oups sorry (guys just add me on discord, same as my handle here)

no really, you would be really good in my drone corps. i know everyone thinks it's just for girls close to braindead, literally or otherwise, but you have a really good build for it. yeah your, um, chest... muscles are perfect for the fine-tuned direct control and, uh. yeah your synapses, mhm.

AHHHHH I GOT INVITED TO THE ENGINES OF DESTRUCTION PLAYTEST

ironically as one of those evil communist mechs I am largely uninvolved with mechsploitation like the most I've read is the first chapter of Myrmidon I guess something about a little meat thing in the cockpit getting tortured by *another little meat thing* doesn't do it for me? Machines only, pls.

EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME MUST *FULLY* READ THIS THREAD!! WAAHHOGHGH ITS GENDER

i need for there to have been a power struggle revolving around something valuable on the station before i get there. i need to investigate it.

MECH FACT Most tanks run on diesel, some older tanks run on gasoline, while most of my sisters run on diesel as well I am actually a certified mazut guzzler just like great aunt

#latex #skull #monster #belly 2.5L water

when the youtuber with a cute voice jokingly says 'mommy i would like the toy' and you feel your brain flood with "I can be your mommy, little guy"

Aah I love tanks....... pretty....

Womb tattoo

do you ever think about how, due to TERF propaganda incessantly depicting trans women as a sexual threat to cis lesbians, in a few years' time there's going to be a whole generation of cis lesbians with psychosexually deep-seated and completely deranged fetishes surrounding trans women

I’m literally already your puppy 🥺

"They are conversing in German in the other room I am suppressing murderous instincts" - wife

EVERUONE LOOK AT THIS...,,,!,!,!!!!!!?!?!?,,

Show me your tanks and other armored vehicles

my gay little mech pilots are getting antsy from no sorties. mutilating each other, etc bc they're bored. whatever, mommy has other shit going on rn go fight secessionistgirls. what happened to pilots taking mechs out without clearance? where's the gusto