Promises made, promises kept

Erasing history www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

LMAO

No problem. When we run out of Elon Musk’s money, we’ll move on to Jeff Bezos, then Mark Zuckerberg, then… This could go on for a very long time.

@mayor.nyc.gov: “I have thought often of the "Margeret Thatcher quote: ‘the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.’ If anything, my friends, it seems that you eventually need a socialist to clean up the mess."

He raped a woman in a department store and, if the complete Epstein files are ever released, may have done the same to minors. Now he's raping the American taxpayer.

This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

With the release of today’s episode, I am incredibly excited to announce that I’m the voice of SUBARU NATSUKI in this new anime called “Re:Zero”! Even with such a brief appearance so far, I can tell this is an incredibly exciting world and I can’t wait to explore more of what it has to offer folks!

OH GOD THE AMNESIA GOT HIS VOICE ACTOR TOO

www.youtube.com/shorts/liQ0Y... there is a good Mario Movie somewhere and right now it's in my head #mario #mariogalaxy

youtube.com/shorts/lrl_W... stinky boring minion movie #mario #mariogalaxy

Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of Stare were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.

The further Putinisation of America. The regime seizes upon crime to justify its own criminality and supress opposition.

I will be in a plane and over the ocean (w/ absolutely no WiFi signal) the ENTIRE DAYTIME of tomorrow when #ReZero Episode 69 releases. So I wanted to get this out in advance: - It's BRUTAL. Content Warning Advised - This was my "6 hour marathon" session - If you enjoy it, PLEASE let the cast know!

A room inbetween #Undertale

This is the reason the stock market is completely disconnected from the real economy.

We’re going to need to shut down Fox and all right wing news and media companies. I just don’t see another way to stop this shit from happening again.

Exactly 💯

Not sure how this "no tax on tips" stunt was supposed to play out, but showing a senior citizen who is stuck driving Door Dash because she can't afford her husbands cancer treatment is not the flex they think it is. Or was that part bullshit too?

Unlike the US media, international media are saying it like it is. The US is a global pariah:

If corporations are legally persons why don’t they face the same kind of punishment when they commit crimes?

We elected you to Congress to be a check on executive power, not a spectator. You swore an oath to defend the Constitution, not to protect a man who threatens democracy, threatens war, and threatens the future. Stop hiding behind voters. Stop punting responsibility. DO YOUR JOBS.👇

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

By the way, this has happened EXPONENTIALLY more ever since the second half of Digital Circus, so I want to inform folks: Even at a con it’s common courtesy to ask my consent before you start recording me at my table. Especially because it’s a *felony* to do so w/o it in a two-party consent state.

What its’s like finally working for a major library system:

It is always old white men.

Congress is completely useless at this point.

oh holy shit the dub's out at the same time? Dope

The Heroine of the story. Will recover your HPs when you ASK. #deltarune

Meanwhile Prof Tim Snyder is also issuing warnings about the same.

#deltarune youtube.com/shorts/YfcfA...

This war is more likely to end up doing regime change in America than in Iran

Nuremberg Trials 2026 Edition is not a running joke or cheeky reference; it’s a mandatory requirement.

Elon Musk being so weird and uncool that other billionaire pedophiles refused to party with him sounds more like something out of the onion than any other real headline in the history of news

Part of the problem is that politicians think that Americans are just really stupid.... Another part of the problem is that politicians may not be wrong there

She’ll be ok right? #daisy #rosalina #mario

The Trump regime has no idea what it’s doing hour to hour, just in case you thought there was some grand strategy in Iran

Lol this rules. Genuinely "the mad king forces his royal court to swear themselves as mortal enemies of turnips lest they be Turkish spies" type shit

I don’t fuck with dualism because sometimes there’s three things

Fake Assassin: I should’ve saved you, my faith was too lacking. Sigma: We lived like hundreds of years apart? Fake Assassin: I should’ve locked in…

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

If they own congress. Nothing will save our election.

these politicians and american executives are not bothered enough by killing children or heads of state

i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9

I know I'm asking a lot but also PLEASE