Rich people get richer off of wars. Not so with feeding the poor.

Don’t threaten me with a good time. But really. Cos our military budget is bigger than the next eight largest militaries combined.

Now do Iraq

The anthropomorphized spirit of the US right now:

Query: Why is it that… [some absurd thing in our household]? Answer: Because the cats…[some absurd behavior they engage in]. 1/3

Every time someone types Fb instead of FB for Facebook, I’m like… F flat what? And I get confused for like a three full seconds.

It does. What a sweet baby.

Just wondering. Is this like when the mustache man invaded Poland? Asking for a friend.

So how long before Americans abroad start getting the shit kicked out of them on the street? Or does that only happen to Jews?

Like, some of the shit happening is predictable in that it’s a direct result of other shit that has happened and is the natural progression. Other stuff… in retrospect, you can see how we got there, but it really does catch you off guard. All of it is batshit, however.

I’m not a huge fan of excessive salt but my sodium level dropped suddenly and I felt sick. Probably from having a huge amount of water over the course of an hour. Now I’m eating an over-salted pretzel and I’m trying to remember this is medicinal. Omg. Soooo salty.

#Pittsburgh averages 52 clear days a year. No wonder I’m on Vitamin D supplements.

The best part of having 5 cats is chasing down each cat individually after you hear something crinkling so you can figure out which of the little darlings is eating plastic. They’re… very passionate about plastic. What is the obsession?

I also do not do this. Just thinking of setting a goal produces anxiety.

Israel is not a perfect place with a perfect founding but lol this bro is going to educate the Jews other own history. I’m willing to talk about Israel’s history with someone willing to be intellectually honest and willing to learn. That is not this dude. lol wth.

Y’all gotta stop this shit.

His doctors know what they’re doing.

Women are going to fucking die thanks to this modern miracle.

At our library, it cost more to collect on the fines (sending ppl to collections) than we got back. Libraries found they get the same percentage of books back. Fines punish poor people, people in difficult circumstances and children who can’t drive themselves to the library to return books.

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Amazingly, random synagogues in random countries do not have a Batphone to Netanyahu. You’re thinking of the Space Laser control people.

Lee: As a Black woman, there’s no way I don’t have hope. I’ve seen a lot in my life, and we have these moments of backward steps. But we have hope. I see hope. I see our young people—they have hope. I see them fighting hard for our democracy and for a better life.

It’s 7:47 p.m. and I’m in bed. It’s been like this a lot lately. So very tired all the time.

I don’t know how I feel the Penguins’ yellow helmets. They look like branded mustard bottles 😂

Pancake has never been much of a meower. Somehow, this fellow recently found his voice. He kept Jim awake overnight and told me all about his lack of breakfast for ten minutes after the alarm went off until I got him his breakfast. He sounds such much more petite than he is, too.

I feel like I’ve bottomed out and I’m really, really down.

Holding onto this post for dear life.

They love each other.

Whatthefuck is she talking about?? How racist are you? And please stop using Jews as a prop to justify your racism.

Oh shit. She said it.

Librarians, we need to give this lady an award, asap.

I’ve got 5 cats on the bed with me. Talking about a hit New Year’s party spot.

Love how Robert Pattinson’s Bruce Wayne is uncomfortable being Bruce Wayne, has no idea how to do it, and is deeply weird about it. #TheBatman

Glad I only paid $6.99 for those nuts cos the cats dumped about $3 worth on the floor 😂 WTH guys. I say guys cos Gingersnap was not involved. She has taken full possession of the sunbeam.

I love how The Batman is early in Batman’s career, but the drama queen still knows how to make an entrance 😂

Gingersnap has been an Annoying Little Sister since 6 a.m. Right now she’s hoarding the sunbeam via violence We’ll see how tonight goes 😂

Instead of working on my novel, I wrote this last night 😂 If you like fluffy Lois and Clark Superman stuff with special appearances by Batman and Toyman, this is for you. archiveofourown.org/works/76818126

My brother got us The Batman for the holidays, so we are watching it now. I love you, Bruce. You’re so overly dramatic and deeply weird.

I’ve discovered how much cheese is too much cheese. Halp.

He looks like he forgot to stop holding a grudge after he fell asleep.

I just had a very successful nap. A++ would doze off in the recliner again. Time to just embrace getting old.

We’re watching Sky News because American news is annoying right now. We’ve decided to be annoyed by the travel insurance commercials before and after the weather instead. Hooray for variety!

Today’s a good day to stay in your pajamas and finish off the cheese. Fat content is irrelevant till Monday.

I almost hit a deer tonight. On Hamilton Avenue. In Homewood. No shit. #Pittsburgh

2025 has been a wild ride. It was a really difficult year financially and a lot of people helped us. Thank you all so much for your help. We’re not where we were with money coming in, but we’re so much better than we were even a month ago. 1/2

Paris’ fireworks are better than London’s. Sorry not sorry.

lol to Paris for playing Golden from K-Pop Demon Hunters. KDKA played it this morning too, and I heard it a few nights ago at Walmart. It’s everywhere at this point.

My only New Year’s resolution is to unsubscribe from as many mailing lists as I can, which I’ve already begun. It’s doable and doesn’t include all of them so I don’t have to feel like a completist and digitally tidying your life should be a regular thing.

I need something to do today that appeals to my ADHD. It needs to be work-productive and still give me dopamine. I’m more restless than bored, but I’m still looking for the right thing.