#trump #satire

📌They appease Vladimir Putin and come after Mark Kelly. Traitors. All of ‘em.

SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”

"I was so broke That I went and got fixed The veterinarian was nice But my doctor was pissed" www.youtube.com/channel/UCmb...

beware small minds with big plans

Holy shit! This is what I'm talkin' about. David Clayton is running for congress in North Carolina's District 5 against MAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

People are bringing toys and flowers to the site of a Ternopil apartment building, destroyed by a russian attack, in memory of the victims of russian terror💔 May they rest in peace🕯️

The Big Picture

I’ve been in or around politics for over a half-century now. I’ve watched as corporations and the super-rich flooded D.C. with campaign cash and ransacked our system. It won't be easy, but here’s how we break the corporate oligarchy and return power to the people.

A field of sunflowers in central France. #photography

Another for your "the violent left" file: kdvr.com/news/politic...

Right wing troll who pretends to live in places he does not is upset with Twitter for revealing his actual location. How's he supposed to con people if it does that? So not fair!!!

Ahem

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Twitter implemented a new feature last night that displayed the country an account is in. So many of the ‘America First’ accounts were from foreign countries that they had to disable the feature within hours. 🙄

In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

Genius

Join ICE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=61I4...

In which Patton Oswalt tells Jay Mohr Joe Rogan is like the new L Ron Hubbard

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Trump looks at Mamdani

A president who speaks of death for dissent isn’t defending a nation, he’s claiming a throne. He names enemies so others will swing the sword. Power that fears questions always reaches for blood. Don’t give him the submission he’s seeking. Stand when he demands you kneel. #AuthoritarianAlert

To be referred to in history books as The Bay Of Quiet Piggies.

A sitting President threatening Congress with execution should be impeached, like, that by itself

Reminding our military to stay lawful results in this post from our president: F this guy already…

"Quiet, piggy!" #DonaldTrump

Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."

CLARKSVILLE — Republican school board member Teresa Crosslin writes in @clarksvillenow explaining why she withdrew the resignation she submitted 1 week after her appointment after news broke she had sex on camera in the adult reality show “GIGOLOS” clarksvillenow.com/local/teresa...?

After days like yesterday, all I want is to see more and more Russian oil refineries knocked out. It’s their biggest source of money, their most valuable asset and one of the strongest pressure points to slow down their war machine.

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?

hahahaahaaaa

The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution. In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:

If that was an away match the Bloody Prince would be chopping that hand off.

Thanks to Rachel Maddow for covering the Remove the Regime event taking place this week. Tomorrow’s schedule begins at 10:00 a.m. with a rally at Flare, followed by what organizers anticipate will be record-breaking direct lobbying for impeachment and removal.

For anyone who wants to hear the dipshit details of Trump's "Peace Plan" in detail, below. A quote from my farmer grandfather: "God loves rocks and stupid people the most. That's why he made so many of each. You can use rocks. There just ain't no use for stupid." youtu.be/FX9KY84gZRE?...

By remaking it to be better than before. Can’t go back to where we were, as that’s how we got here. Time to build a better democracy.

CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files? CHRIS MURPHY: So what?

I removed the toilet paper roll from the guest bathroom. People complained, so, I put it back and then they thanked me. I want the Nobel Peace Prize, now! 😂😂🤦

It’s a bad thing when one branch of government is sheltering in place against another branch of government.

These are the indicative estimates of Russia’s combat losses as of Nov. 18, according to the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground. At least three weeks

Epstein’s brother has said this repeatedly