From now on I am calling him the Commander in Sleep

Living through 2025 has been like one long colonoscopy prep

Funny how all mandatory reporters are suddenly “unprofessional” 🤷🏻‍♀️

Seeing rats in open areas is often an early warning sign that the ship is taking on water Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, MTG

So first it was Bubba and now it's Mamdani... he does always comment about how good looking some men are! Donnie sure did act like he was in love!

Scott Bessent blamed the high beef prices on immigrants crossing the border... with their livestock You can't make this shit up

Today is going to be epic!!

I knew he had beef with Clinton but didn’t know he HAD Clinton’s beef 😂😂😂😂😂 Brokeback White House

Trump should keep Bill Clinton out of his mouth! 🤣😳

47 8 42 HEAD of state Sloppy Toppy to the husband your op-y Hubba Bubba Big Beautiful Bill

Dirty Donnie, How did Bubba taste?

47 8 42

Still waiting for my $5000 DOGE check and now I have to wait for a $2000 TARIFF REFUND check, so that I can buy a house on a 50 year mortgage?? Ummm...

But his emails...

All these churches are telling us, without telling us, that Christ has left the building!! 🤦

So now that the government will open again, does this mean Adelita Grijalva will get sworn in and the Epstein files vote is on???

Jesus loves you... *terms and conditions apply Not gonna lie, this has been a REALLY bad week for white evangelical churches! Islamic mosques and predominantly black churches not hesitating to help a caller with a hungry 2 month old baby and now Buddhist monks walking from Fort Worth to DC!

Real life picture of what's going on right now

God is exposing these buildings - they're not churches!!! Sadly showing they are squatters not Christians. They may think they're Christians but they are not if they can't follow the basic teachings of Jesus.

Not sure why this isn't making nationwide news. These are monks that are walking from Fort Worth, TX to DC. Some are barefoot and they're even walking with a dog. They're promoting compassion, civility, and peace. @meidastouch.com @joyannreid.bsky.social @msnbc.com www.tiktok.com/@walkforpeac...

My generation didn't leave the Church, the Church left us The proof is lady who is calling all the churches asking for help with formula for her baby, and the evangelical churches said NO But Islamic mosques and black churches only asked how they could get it to her www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DQYe2G/

From this day forward, I will call him Nap-oleon

"Filesgiving" in November!

Low quality, tawdry, garish, meretricious, sleazy, gaudy, shoddy, vulgar, lack of good taste... And I haven't even started talking about the cheap and flashy wall decorations yet

So the Republicans sent billions to Argentina while advising our military to go German food banks if they do not get paid?! They don't believe in socialism (SNAP) for their own people but will literally stand in line to collect it from Germany?? This is PEAK hypocrisy!!

Why don't they just admit it?

My generation didn't leave the Church, the Church left us

The Nuclear Test Ban Treaty is a landmark achievement of American Diplomacy in the 20th Century. Withdrawing from it would be profoundly stupid and further erode our national reputation as a country that keeps its word.

Doesn't get more Marie Antoinette than cutting food stamps before Thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble ballroom to wine and dine your super rich buddies on wages taken from the people who serve them

Jake Tapper needs to apply for a job at Fox already

Starting WW3 within our own hemisphere was not on my 2025 bingo card ANYTHING to keep from releasing the Epstein files, right?

Just in case you weren't paying attention… Alberta (Canadian) beef entering Costco Mexico's market where US cuts once ruled Cattle ranchers thought they were only getting fucked from one side when they're actually getting fucked from all sides

$40B to Argentina Really makes you wonder if he's setting up an escape from Justice funded by the American taxpayer

So it wasn't $20B going to Argentina... it's actually $40B Argentina has universal healthcare, the US does not Argentina also provides free access to undergraduate studies at its universities, the US does not Where are all the MAGA America first a-holes now??

BTW, this needs a parental advisory on those neck folds 😬

John Fetterman is a stale cabbage fart in a windowless moldy basement. I've said it before, he's a Republican that ran as a Democrat. Maria Bartiromo at the end of this interview says that John Fetterman is a "breath of fresh air"!! Yeah... no!!! www.foxnews.com/media/fetter...

You know why the patriarchy makes fun of single cat ladies? Because it’s THAT GOOD.

A rat doesn't flee a sinking ship because it had a moral epiphany AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene

So Trump has a 6 month physical and his doctors are saying he is "exceptional health" Yet he looks like all stages of melted cheddar cheese at once

So $20 billion to Argentina and an Air Force Base for Qatar... But no money for student loan forgiveness, healthcare, and everything is getting more expensive... Where are all the American first people?? Bunch of fucking hypocrites!

He's getting ready to use foreign soldiers against US citizens. Why else would Qatari soldiers be housed and building a base in Idaho?

20 billion reasons we are not first... Argentina is

Pam Bondi - her heart is as dark as her roots

Has MAGA world even mentioned Trump's spiritual advisor, Robert Morris, who pled guilty to sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl 40 years ago?? If Obama or Biden had a spiritual advisor that had to plead guilty to sexual abuse, MAGA would be screaming it from the mountain top in every state!!

Trump trying to take credit for bin Laden is peak dementia Where the hell is @jaketapper.bsky.social ??

The fact that ABC, @nbcnews.com , and @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy are not headlining their evening news with what happened in when a Chicago apartment overnight is so disappointing! But not surprising. This is the reason legacy media is dead.

He couldn’t even give himself rhythm in AI? 😂 These are dangerous times!

This country's got 99 problems and Bad Bunny ain't one of them

“I didn’t see it and I will not be persuaded to see it now either" is the new "I was just following orders".

Fuck you @apnews.com Stop sugarcoating this bullshit when you know Republicans control both branches of the legislative AND the executive! Do better by the people you mean to serve!