very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth

Headline to go in the big short 2

ten years ago today no one clapped

Canadian citizenship test should really just be how many degrees removed are you from a professional hockey player or someone who's been on Letterkenny.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Split screen echo watching iPad kid

Discord Adams walks like a qwop character

honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal

it is possible someone reading this has been in a Pokémon battle with Jeffrey Epstein

(hillary clinton voice) why don't you Pokemon GO to epstein island

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening

The only time I’ll ever root for nintindo

talent show this week so let’s all remember how it’s done

Lmao

The ADL found that Grok was the most anti-semitic chatbot in its testing -- and did its best to minimize that finding, because everyone is afraid of Elon. @miasato.bsky.social runs it down www.theverge.com/news/868925/...

How I feel about the season, actually

Mr President no

your caucus just gave them how much again?

Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”

Sunlight on brownstones - Edward Hopper, 1956. Source : Wichita Art Museum, Kansas 🇺🇸

I’m not tinfoil hatting when I say every time bad right wing stuff happens my tt fyp gets absolutely flooded with the most irrelevant suppressive drivel, I got an ai-generated *literal* animated shit, like a talking, dancing turd served to me yesterday.

Acab includes the pillow fort paw patrol

my takeaway is that going out to protests and organizing with your community like minneapolis has shown us and getting offline, where people are paid to parrot government propaganda, is the best action you can do and reminds you the average person isn’t insane or evil

mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

85 in fl in January (climate dooming rn)

hey everybody lifelong tech expert here > "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps

'it's cold' - defeatist, coward talk 'it's bracing' - galvanizing, makes you sound like a guy from Moby Dick

I must not fedpost. Fedposting is the mind-killer. Fedposting is the little-death that brings total incarceration.

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

DJs tonight played some floor factory which was a slay and a half.

Easiest electoral layup of all time is right there it’s literally right there

I append little ‘thank you’s in emails to coworkers i like to make the vibe exactly 2% better

The willful historical illiteracy among pundits about American imperialism is still shocking, no matter how predictable.

10 years of this shit

Yeah I’m bisexual (wearing Patagonia and Arc’teryx jackets at the same time)

Office in a Small City - Edward Hopper, 1953. Source ; Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Our preferred local gay store stays preferred

Who would’ve thought???

Jesus. www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...

Incredible loser shit. Amazing.

Forgoing the assumption that AI is *already* working is insane journalistic work

‘The resistance libs were right’ sweetheart wait till you hear who got trump ‘16 to run initially hoooooboy