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Good morning Baltimore! 🍺🐻‍❄️🥒

A stipulation of this contract needs to be Pete Alonso apologizing for the 2021 Home Run Derby

It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.

just... WOW

Orioles fans: can't rely on Grayson Rodriguez next year Orioles *trade Grayson Rodriguez* Fans: How can they do this??!!

These elections really should be easy Republican wins since Trump said his approval ratings are at record highs, prices are down, he’s ended 29 wars, there is no inflation, nobody likes Democrats, and everything is better than it has ever been before.

The Earth has been around for millions of years and you exist at the same time as Shohei Ohtani

PCA is one goofy looking SOB

There is no point to MLB replay when they 1) take forever to make a decision and 2) almost always get it wrong

JB Pritzker put on his bulletproof vest to give Jimmy Kimmel a report from the war torn streets of Chicago

I wouldn’t advise anyone in Portland to walk your dog near this building.

Sounds like we'll get a #3

nice

The government of the United States is pleased to announce that henceforth broadcast networks will have wholesome and patriotic programming that will not disparage Leader Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Every single word👇…no lies detected!

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains

if i were a pro-trump financial type i might view the destruction of reliable government data with the kind of anger and apprehension that might lead me to reevaluate my politics, but then if i’m a financial guy throwing my weight behind strongman rule, i’m already too stupid to breathe

Josh Hamilton recently pled guilty to flying into a rage and assaulting his daughter, but a Pride Night is a bridge too far

maybe the worst call in baseball history

Holy smokes South Park went scorched earth on Trump for their season 27 premiere….Paramount is gonna love this after giving Trey Parker and Matt Stone a cool $1.5B streaming deal….🤣💀

You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳

Men will literally trade Rafael Devers for 50 cents on the dollar instead of doing to therapy

Last-minute decided to throw in for a raffle. Win!

Notice how while ICE arrests people without a warrant, invades homes without a warrant, & disappears people into death camps—NRA is silent. Know why? Because NRA was never about firearm protection—but about white supremacy protection. As long as ICE targets mostly Black & brown people, NRA is happy

IYKYK

This Orioles team has me questioning if I still even like baseball

Orioles fans have suffered the largest punishment associated with the 2017 Astros

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Orioles #260 "Crosstown Classic" 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

I appreciate the #Orioles teaching so many local children that life is disappointment & fandom is emotional pain while they're still young. It's the only way to get desensitized to it.

Another team with no expectations firing their manager, yet Brandon Hyde still has a job

Nailed it

Hendricks is so washed the Orioles are going to sign him for $15m after this game

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

Remember, your team can't win a championship in April, but they can make you lose your fucking mind.

What the actual fuck are we doing??

Charlie Morton's teammates in the rotation have shown such loyalty... sucking just bad enough so that his failure isn't a simple DFA call. We all need friends like that.

I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.

Mountcastle v Harvey coming up. Game about to be tied. #Birdland

ChatGPT ass presidency

The Brits are savage 🔥

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Orioles #197 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

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