Shades of www.youtube.com/watch?v=bigZ...

Me cago en estos malditos hijos de puta.

DANNY COULOMBE IS FUCKING SITTING THERE, WAITING TO BE SIGNED, GODDAMMIT!!!!!

Sam Darnold sounds like something Yosemite Sam says after Bugs Bunny bests him.

Nomad. Vagabond. Call me what you will.

For once, me saying "For Christ's sake!" ain't fucking blasphemy.

Okay, NOW I'm gonna need NE to score at least a FG so SEA doesn't beome the 1st team to score a shutout, because that will negate the Ravens D in 2001 that didn't give up any points in SB 35*. *Special teams scores don't count.

Sometimes you just need a little SRV in your earholes. music.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj_N...

An observation I've been thinking about: Around 2020, we were told that US political & corporate elites had been gripped by "wokeness" & thus become obsessed with climate change & diversity. This wokeness was alleged to be so severe & monomaniacal that it threatened the entire culture & economy.

@dicknixon.bsky.social - Sir, any thoughts on the passing of Sonny Jurgensen?

I'm really gonna need some reporters in the gaggle listening to Mike Johnson blaspheme in the name of hate to have that Trump video of Barack & Michelle Obama (that I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT SHARE IN ANY FORM) 1/2

Post a pic from whatever device you're using without explanation.

I liked Strowd, and I don't give a shit about offense from my utility infielder. So I'm not liking this trade at the moment. #Orioles #Birdland

I get my news from a reliable source

When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

I find it difficult to believe that Elias couldn't have struck this deal a week ago. I guess it's on to Gallen & fingers crossed. #Orioles #Birdland www.mlb.com/news/framber...

To be fair, Christ was a bit on the down-low for the whole of Old Testament and only starts to pop in the ensuing fan-fic. By contrast, Trump seems to have started his Epstein character arc from as soon as he could snag an invite to the first party.

Anne Applebaum: "There are two purposes to the Georgia Raid. One of them is for Donald Trump to break as many laws as possible and let the courts try to catch up with him afterwards. It's also about creating a narrative, so if they lose the election - they are preparing to say it was stolen."

Heads are going to explode 💥 Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third. All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit. 1/3

The entire press corps should walk out, not come back, & we simply shouldn’t tolerate this. Months of “Joe Biden won’t do a press conference.” A nonstop national story. Same with Harris in Aug/Sep 2024 & interviews. Trump does this stuff & everyone shrugs. It’s appalling.

Trump's constant degradation of female reporters is unsurprising but the press corps' collective decision to treat it as background noise is actually kind of sickening

RIP Mickey Lolich. You were one tough son of a bitch to face, and we respected the hell outta you.

Dunno why, but this reminded me of the dyslexic agnostic insomniac, who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog...

So the next step from democrats is: “it is illegal to do this without approvals and in 2029 we will hold all companies that take part criminally liable and seize all their assets to pay for restoration.”

If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.

I, of course, support any and all Weavers who are chosen to coach/manage in Baltimore, first names be damned. Welcome home, Anthony Weaver #RavensFlock

after exhaustive research I present to you the most Dickensian name on almost every MLB roster (*indicates non-roster)

I'm gonna need everyone to properly fold in the goddamn cheese when they're making dinner tonight. #WhatDoesBurningSmellLike #CatherineOHara

Goddammit, Grim Reaper! Of all the people who appeared in Home Alone 2, you choose Catherine O'Hara?!?!? What the fuck are you smoking?

Goddamn this year all to hell. RIP Catherine O'Hara variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Gail is the one person I will always come to see at the seance. She's my breathing bestie.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

So, the Browns hired Todd Monken for HC. I feel like that is going to benefit the Ravens. I just don't see head coach material in Monken. But since no one else seemed to want the goddamn job, I guess we'll find out.

Cleveland Browns? Sounds like a plumbing problem to me.

Some asshole named Andrew Berry keeps calling me & asking me about coaching the Cleveland Browns. Has anyone heard of these guys? #NFL

The existence of ground beef indicates the existence of air beef and water beef. We're being denied alternate beefs.

Current mood: making highballs with Seagram's 7 & 7-Up Zero Sugar Shirley Temple because while rules don't fucking matter I have to get my A1C checked next month.

Just in case you needed another reason to root for the Seahawks in the #SuperBowl, Sam Darnold's grandfather was the Marlboro Man in the 70s & 80s, and his name was: Dick Hammer. That is all.

The Faustian Bargain that #NFL fans made to not have to see the Chiefs in the Super Bowl has been fulfilled in the only way the devil could allow, the return of the goddamn Patriots.

There are four living former presidents…

During the Soviet era, at times of govt instability, the state broadcaster would typically preempt scheduled broadcasts by airing performances of Swan Lake

Calvin Johnson saw that ruled a catch and punched a wall. (both were catches)

As much as I'm rooting for SEA to win it all, the thought of 2 weeks of watching that goddamn play from the last time the Seahawks played the Pats in the SB is gonna be fucking nauseating.

The rules for what is or isn't taunting are absolutely as crystal clear as the rules for what is or isn't a catch. #NFL

Cwo Girls, One Kupp

When I played football, this was the weather I dreamt of playing in weather like this. Of course, I played OL & DL, so I didn't have to worry about seeing anything that wasn't one yard in front of me.

Alex Pretti was the best of us.

Any "expert" who doesn't stare directly into the camera and scream "It's against the fucking Constitution, ya fucking fascists!" should also be yeeted into the sun.