Me, sitting in my pajamas & eating Aldi Pepperoni pizza rolls, yelling at my TV: "That's not how you make a damn gastrique!"

Inside Stephen Miller’s Dark Plot to Build a MAGA Terror State newrepublic.com/article/2041... via @newrepublic.com

Another way to disenfranchise people who more likely don't vote the way MAGA wants them to. nstp.org/article/usps...

If you don't get this song, we should probably not hang out. music.youtube.com/watch?v=vU0g...

The number of people who won't get the joke here is the same number of people who voted for the orange asswipe. music.youtube.com/watch?v=vU0g...

Every so often, this song pops up on my playlist, and I'm reminded of what perfection sounds like. music.youtube.com/watch?v=mYku...

He kidnapped the leader of another country and said the U.S. is now going to run it, Chuck.

Well this feels oddly appropriate right now. music.youtube.com/watch?v=j12k...

I’m thinking this morning about all the people I spoke to last year who were absolutely convinced, and tried to convince me, that Trump would be antiwar compared to Biden and Harris. In the past week alone he has attacked Nigeria and then Venezuela and also threatened to attack Iran (again).

Jessica Fletcher & Amos Tupper will return in Avengers Doomsday.

I set deliveries from both Aldi & Safeway to arrive near the same time. I can only hope for a Sharks vs. Jets-esque brawl, dance included, on my front porch as they fight for space on the chairs to put the bags down.

Watching The Insider & lamenting the incredibly fast demise of 60 Minutes.

I'm the kind of rich where I don't have to understand literary references, so I use Sauron to protect my house while I drink my Soylent, a complete nutrition shake. techcrunch.com/2025/12/28/f...

I worked on the financial side of mental healthcare for almost 3 years, and this article is spot on. ProPublica does the work and shows the darker than you could imagine underbelly of mental health and health insurance. projects.propublica.org/why-i-left-t...

I take my coffee how I live my life: with enough outside lightness & sweetness to mask my inherent bitterness and darkness so that the world finds me tolerable.

Bartholomew Black pushes his plate of Peking duck away as he finishes his meeting. It's been a good year. It's funny how when times are toughest people spend the most on those vices: gambling, drugs, liquor...and every transaction kicks a piece up the ladder to him.

Am I ambivalent towards Harbaugh? Yes. Do I put ANY credence in ANYTHING The Sun publishes as long as they're owned by Simclair/Atlas? FUCK NO. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

This is an interesting read from a noted Monroe Doctrine historian: foreignpolicy.com/2025/12/08/m...

RIP Tom Stoppard. You created so many incredible works of art, and we are all enriched by your gifts. May your memory be a blessing to all who know and love you.

Check it, y'all. popcultureuncovered.com/2025/11/20/a...

Surely nothing bad will come of this... www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Hey #BCBS - that's *3* PCP doctors in my "preferred network", all that you list as accepting new patients, who are NOT. If you're going to force me to use a tiny sliver of providers to get my maximum benefit savings, the least you could do is have your damn information correct on your website.

welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles

Today marks 2 years since I returned to the employ of UMMS, albeit with a much different job than I had 20 years ago. It's been a journey, and I've learned a lot about health healthcare that I didn't know thanks to focusing on a new discipline.

Good for you, Lindsey. Good. For. You. I do have a follow-up question, though: Why do you feel the need to clarify this? What other wings does the Republican Party have? www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Hello. Welcome to my theme song. music.youtube.com/watch?v=vgct...

When you're the only cousin not invited to the wedding AND the only couple not invited to the birthday celebration, it's time to take the fucking hints.

I don't know what is harder to process: being a man without a country or a man without a family (especially when that includes the friends you considered to be your family).

I'm not at all watching this and seeing modern day parallels. Not one bit. #HangmenAlsoDie

Current mood. music.youtube.com/watch?v=7nFg...

This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.

Washing down my immodium with a 7&7 because I'm both gangsta as well as tired of occasional incontinence.

Would anyone be surprised if the father turned his son in for the reward money?

I need to put an "away from the office" auto-reply on my work email before I log out today. The temptation to put "I ain't here, bitches!" is stronger than I expected.

Can some mad scientist fucking resurrect Teddy Roosevelt so we can put a stop to this shit? deadline.com/2025/09/para...

It would've been nice to see a similar level of outrage when Minn. House Speaker Melissa Hortman & her husband were assassinated in front of their young child & State Senator John Hoffman & his wife by the same assassin. Me? I'm outraged by all of it, political affiliation be damned.

I'm sorry Charlie Kirk was killed. I'm fucking pissed no one's talking about the students shot in the 46th school shooting of 2025. Gun violence is a preventable stain on this country if our easily bribed reps would address it instead of feckless thoughts & prayers. www.cpr.org/2025/09/10/e...

Am I celebrating or mocking the fact that Charlie Kirk? Not in the least. I believe one gun death is way too many. But Mr. Kirk literally said this is an acceptable outcome to protect the Second Amendment, so I do believe he is reaping exactly what he sowed.

I want to be an Airborne Ranger. I want to live a life of danger.

Congratulations. We're now a fully fascist state. www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...

So basically, Florida looked around & and said, "We have too many children alive here."

Unless the patient is an Ancient Mayan godking, I'm betting that they don't cover living donors for heart transplants, ma'am.

Phone rep: "What is your phone number in case we need to follow up?" Me: "My direct line is [phone number]. No extension." Phone rep: "Do you have an extension?" Me:

Something tells me it's a bad sign when the electrician working on your house mutters "what in the actual fuck" under his breath... #OwningAHomeIsSOMUCHFUN

Happy #InternationalDogDay from the Fort. Cat tax to make up for the ugly sideways human head.

A sandwich cut diagonally is larger than a sandwich cut horizontally. Don't ask me to explain it; it's just an immutable fact.