sorry I’ve been tossing my fighter jet shaped voodoo doll into the pool all day. Anyway what’s going on in the news

We were just talking……we were pals on twitter for so long ….. so many people loved you…. we gotta start telling each other how much we love each other before it’s too late

that was bc a few years before kent state there were three black students brutally killed at a racial segregation protest in orangeburg en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangeb...

It’s just getting pulled over by the cops

Open the schools

Old Testament God is literally burning Israel to a crisp rn, are you gonna fine him

my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform

CONCLAVE

computer, kill this guy for me

Saying “the traumatic brain injury made him a Republican” IS ableism btw

✨🌸 Blossom dragon for spring

"primary everyone" feels like the moderate option tbh

It is funny to watch different democrats shoot themselves in the foot in real time like Whitmer did with that hug. Their voter base has been shrieking “stop playing nice stop trying to work with them” but do they listen? Her 2028 run is already over

I wish people would understand the difference between analytical "AI" and generative algorithms using LLMs. The former is used for pattern recognition at high rates and precision humans can't replicate and highly useful in medicine and science. The latter is autocomplete with delusions of grandeur.

Ahahahaha honestly wow

So he's just fully insane or fully stupid. I know, I know... (insert "Why not both" gif)

There’s an incredible bit in here where one of the experts briefly feigns being above answering a question like this before diving into such a long-winded answer that reveals he had clearly thought through all of the logistics and was just waiting for someone to ask how he’d do it.

Let’s normalize putting the name of the corporation that owns the private prison in the headline whenever something like this happens

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, the misaligned top “dogefather” part, the fact “dogefather” looks like a German word for dogfucker, the horribly misaligned bottom 69420 part, or the fact this looks like the same leather my high school wallet was made out of

Basically this but it was pepper by butthole surfers

A highlight from the (excellent) new Ben Affleck Criterion Closet vid.

Ethan Frome

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

Why didn’t anyone tell me Makoto wants to be a COP before you let me romance her

If it weren’t for a generous Spanish speaking truck driver my friends and I would have been stuck on the side of the road overnight in Alligator Alley coming home from tour. We have to be beyond this as a society. I don’t care to exist in the future they want to create.

If I had to think about what the single worst response I could muster up for the question of whether or not a very good friend’s impassioned plea for compassion and to have a care for their trans child (who I presumably also know) had moved me whatsoever, it would probably be, “Oh, heavens no.”

Americans are going to be so calm and normal in about six weeks when they start walking into big box stores and seeing empty shelves everywhere. I can’t wait to see how extremely normal and calm everyone is going to be.

how is alt text like this helpful

Important context: the 12% of Dems who approve of Trump’s performance all hold elected office

Sorry to this targeted instagram ad but I’m pretty sure my boyfriend hates me and I annoyed him all day so you’re advertising to the wrong gal

Can’t stop thinking about sinners and how insane it would be to be panicking inside my safe shelter while my biggest opp is outside doing an Irish jig

Legitimately a former personal favorite of mine ruined

wow congrats have fun on the Titans

Darling in the Bronx

my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison

This thread is so depressing. So many people who are like “sure this technology might be incredibly wasteful and unsustainable, but it has saved me personally 15 minutes of work before so obviously we need nuance”

Me reading this: “oh is it a special occasion?” Before realizing I should just do nice things for myself

Oh yes I did cut my hair

"Attorney General shall initiate appropriate action to repeal or amend the implementing regulations for Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 for all agencies" What's Title VI? "prohibits discrimination against or otherwise excluding individuals on the basis of race, color, or national origin"

Unless their demands are met

NEW: Mahmoud Khalil's wife gave birth to their child without him after ICE denied their request to let him be present. “This was a purposeful decision by ICE to make me, Mahmoud, and our son suffer,” Dr. Abdalla said. “My son and I should not be navigating his first days on earth without Mahmoud."

Posted a bunch of stuff on my Depop for earth day