Lis turns out to be extremely into human food. She has stolen pizza. She has stolen chicken nuggets. She has stolen breakfast sandwiches. She has stolen rice. And as of tonight, she has stolen tortellini. This is the face of a miscreant.

Morning Kitten

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Fun fact: Crows 🐦‍⬛ wag their tails when they’re happy.😃

“I am at home among the trees.” - J.R.R. TOLKIEN

Here’s a thought — Maybe these people don’t deserve to be handsomely rewarded? (From NPR)

A little sketch of Frank-N-Furter

🔥 Massie going hard at Ted Cruz

'You Blew Me Away' sculpture by Penny Hardy #womensart

You ever hear somebody describe you in like really glowing terms and think "omg what kind of manic episode was I having when I met this person" like please take it down a notch I promise you I cannot cash that check

Youngest son just crawled thru the in law's dog door and said "I got that dawg in me"

The artwork, "Relaxation," by Serbian artist Alexandra Djokic, is a contemporary figurative painting. Born in 1970 in Belgrade, she is a painter, composer, and sound designer. Her style blends modernism, impressionism, and pop art, focusing on human figures and underwater swimmers.

Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social in Montgomery: “We’re here united to take on this new confederacy, 60 years after the Selma March… because we know their intent is to dismantle everything gained during the civil rights movement.”

I Photoshop Neel into things… Day 264 #StarWars

AOC: “It is time for the North to pull up to the South and let them know exactly what they have uncorked with this injustice. They think they can draw us out of power. They do not know the sleeping giant they just awakened. What they thought was the final blow is actually just the opening silo”

Librarians literally saved my life

Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.

"The moment you begin to censor the writer- and history bears this out in the ugliest of fashions -so begins a process of decay in the body politic that ultimately leads to disaster." ~Rod Serling Speech, Library of Congress (1968)

The stories & photos from today’s voting rights marches in Alabama deserve to be seen by people who weren’t able to stand there in person. If this piece moves you, please share it widely & help make sure these voices aren’t lost in the noise of a crowded news cycle. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

Just to give a heads up, our last hearing is in 3 days and the trial is in 11 days so I’m going to be posting our legal fees more. Very sorry if it’s annoying but we need your help to not only win but also survive past this unjust prosecution. Thank you for understanding. tinyurl.com/katandre

THANK YOU David Letterman & Stephen Colbert for a lifetime of smart satire, laughs, speaking truth to power & sending us to bed with a smile on our collective faces. You will be missed. 🙏 #EndOfAnEra

Every woman who has ever been to a doctor is nodding their head as they read this.

Happy Mother's Day (You don't need to be blood to be family)

Every year my husband takes my son to the thrift store and lets him pick whatever he thinks I need for Mother’s Day, which this year is a straw hat and book of sea shanties

Dog learning the spatula trick....

WE DON'T NEED PETROLEUM-BASED PLASTICS ANYMORE! "The [bamboo plastic] outperforms most commercial plastics and bioplastics in mechanical and thermo-mechanical metrics while maintaining full biodegradability in soil within 50 days and closed-loop recyclability with 90% retained strength."

Fashion tip of the day: To deal with clothes moths, fill your wardrobe with thousands of tiny spiders, the moth's natural predator. To deal with the spiders, fill your wardrobe with scorpions. To deal with the scorpions, fill your closet with RFK Jr. This way, you avoid harmful chemicals.

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (Breaking the ‘rules’ to say I’d read it before this photo but I love the whole mad story) #BookSky #Books #BookChallenge #20DayBookChallenge

Whoever said all an ADHD person needs to clean their home is to have company over was really onto something lol I have a dog this weekend for the first time in a while and I have cleaned up areas I’ve been putting off for months last night and this morning LOL 😂

April by Mary Oliver

"You're wasting your time marketing on Bluesky because it's all authors" my dude nobody reads more than authors. I've read nine books this year and it's only May. One of the authors in my discord has read a whopping 39. Good authors are also good readers, and good readers buy books.

What owl?

thinking about the time a venture capitalist unfollowed me on twitter and said "no one should think this much about clothes." then they followed me again and emailed me to ask if i wanted to create an app together. i said no, so they unfollowed me a second time.

The horrors persist but so do mushrooms

Bollocks. One, hardcovers are selling great, especially the ones that these days come with sprayed edges and illustrated end pages. Two, ditching hardcovers would absolutely gut author and bookseller incomes. You want to fuck up publishing? Kill the hardcover. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Does your dog bite? No, he blesses.. 😅

So there’s an Odyssey movie coming out this summer, they released a new trailer, and I laughed WAY TOO HARD at this comment… (As someone who has had to read both works multiple times…)

Oaks in mist along a footpath near Sheepstor, I hope to see them again soon. Taken April 2024, #Dartmoor #Devon #photography #oaks

Attention all men. More of this, please.

Monkey Face Orchid (Dracula simia), Quito, Ecuador. The flower's unique pattern is formed by its lip, column, and petals, which arrange themselves to look like a monkey's face. The flowers smell similar to a ripe orange #monkey #face #orchid #ecuador #greenhouse #flower #bloomscrolling #nature

Deep-Sea Sea Pigs: Scotoplanes, the Echinoderms that Walk the Abyss at 5,000m Depth

It's not fair, Mr. Bobtail Squid. Why do you get to look absolutely adorable AND look like a sparkling jewel? 🦑📷Max S (www.inaturalist.ca/observations...)

🎉 Today is my birthday! 🥳 If you'd like to help me celebrate, here's a list of charities working to make the world better that could use some more support. 🫶 www.astrokatie.com/birthday

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

Saw this yesterday while driving home.👍

The most corrupt family in American history. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Not now Shiela 🥰 I’m on Duty

High school teens are repairing used cars to donate to single moms A Virginia community is coming together to help moms in need, one car at a time.

Bateleur eagle is often referred to as "the warrior bird" by some African cultures. This raptor can spend up to 9 hours a day in the air, soaring over vast distances (up to 300 miles) with little effort. They are currently listed as Endangered or Vulnerable. TT: hawkconservancytrust