What in the ass-loving fuck is this shit? OYSTERS? BEEF TARTARE? Chowchow and grits are way more southern US than Appalachian. Not a single ramp or buckwheat to be seen. No pierogies or pepperoni rolls or country ham or scrapple. Nah, bro. Try again.

Good fucking god, those classes. I can only imagine what those syllabi look like. I think this serves to prove that it's not just dems who are out of touch. It's every member of each governing body. The people interested in taking classes like that aren't going to liberal arts universities.

morgan and the terrible no good very bad sleep

Graham Platner dropping his run and saying, “We’re not doing it because of the allegations we’re doing it because of the structures being taken away from us by those in power” perhaps could not be more embarrassing

This shouldn't need to be said but a whole consequence of most rapes being perpetrated by someone known to the victim is victims often *like* their rapists, go to great lengths to protect them and downplay what they did, and feel hurt and confusion about the assault.

How long before republicans learn the word ableist and use it to argue that Mitch McConnell should be allowed to stay senator even though he's dead

"Imagine if biden said that" hey maybe I want neither fucking candidate I'm forced to vote for every fucking four years to be a brainrotted doddering fossil dementia blinking as they amble around a stage. Maybe just once our president could be a 42 year old with an agricultural degree. Worth a shot.

The Christians seized the US government and they're all cowards afraid of death and now they want to make it our problem

Mitch McConnell won't see your posts but your friends who are also 84, brain dead, and who have spent the last several decades dismantling democracy and ushering in a fascist takeover of our government will. 💔

Oh my god this summer is going to be so bad

Reminder that Microsoft 365 raised their price a few years back for the "added value" their AI slop brings to the table, but you can ditch the slop surcharge by switching to their "Classic" plans. They'll still try to shove the AI down your throat, they just won't charge you for the privilege.

The democratic machine keeps putting all its faith behind these golden boy star candidates and every time they turn out to be rancid individuals with no actual morals and frankly it's a public image debacle. Like it's thoroughly embarrassing at this point.

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Give the cease fire a doctorate at this point she has been tested enough

Heard someone refer to Mitch McConnel's current state as Rigor Tortoise and I let out an unholy laugh

They paid a fuckton of money to a firm when they could have just given free tuition to a high school grad.

By far the funniest thing about Cody being in Tamon's B-Side is him being totally caught off guard by the bits fans obsess over. Like how they'll go out of their way to clip a background react. When the WHOLE REASON we are together is because I was obsessed with his voice and did this very shit.

the thing about being nonbinary is you have to ask other people to participate in your gender and we all know basic human empathy is a lost art...

Somebody tell Stephen that Jesus was defending an abused woman when he said that and not a Nazi rapist. I can see how you could get the two mixed up.

So I guess we're just... NOT going to get a notice about our water being shut off periodically throughout the day?

There's clearly nothing wrong with a system that locks voters into a singular candidate so that they have to choose between the wolf in really obviously mangled sheep's clothing or the literal devil pissing poison in your water. Nope. Just vote. That'll fix it.

"Okay, so he's not perfect." There's a pretty wide fucking gulf between "perfect" and "rapist" and no shortage of qualified people who inhabit it. Get some fucking standards, please.

I'm neither a Taylor Swift fan nor a hater, so I'm saying this from a purely neutral position: I think claims that she totally planned her wedding to overshadow Trump over July 4 is a bit much. And it just inserts him into yet another conversation that isn't about him. Not everything is about him.

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SPAM CALLING ME PAUL MY NAME IS NOT PAUL THAT IS THE NAME OF MY GRANDFATHER AND MY FORMER SEXIST PM WHO EVENTUALLY BLEW UP AT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO TOLERATED HIS ASS THEN FUCKED OFF TO FLORIDA

I SEE TASTY COLORS & LESBIANS I'M IN

Y'know that trope of the character that becomes the villain to give everyone a common enemy and bring about peace? Having lived in the timeline we're currently in, I can safely say that it's by far the most unrealistic bullshit I ever bought as a kid.

Ive said it for years: why buy a console when you can save that same money a lil longer, to maybe $150 more max, & get/build yourself an entry level gaming PC? You'd have your games AND a pc! For like work, internet, w/e; dual duty! And ppl scoff. Now in 2026? 🤷‍♀️ "But exclusives!" Bueno, jodete.

😭😭😭😭😭 Even though just about everything has died, something is finally recovering enough to sprout

The chances of that man being a vegetable on life support so they can legally say he's alive and avoid a special election are not zero, and it's pretty fucking stupid that this is the world we're living in.

Suddenly, Mr. "AI might eventually be really useful actually" is worried about the digital future.

re:last repost Danny's right on the money when it comes to physical media writ large. From accessibility to folks double dipping if a title means a lot to them I'd also like to add, there's nothing more powerful than a title staring you down from the shelf. A digital library won't do that.

Damn. That's a lot of goodwill to burn in just one week. I'm almost impressed. Anyway. Yar har fiddle dee dee.

Fucking hate fireworks.

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Lmao the fuck are my freedoms doing abroad.

At a certain point, there is no amount of good that excuses the amount of harm that is done. For all the things that have ever made America "great," the indelible damage this country has done needs to be acknowledged and subsequently combatted through radical change.

reminder that this is not Kylee's only video. she did several bunny Zoobes! man. i miss zoobe :( www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKwx...

I will not be convinced to do a Twitter on here I am blocking all shitty news orgs and ragebaity headlines. I have known peace and I will not abandon it 🙏🏻

when an artist draws a really cool character that you don't recognize and you check the tags to see it's actually from this thing you fucking hate so you withhold your like sorry, your art is cool, but i don't trust you now and also don't want the algorithm feeding me this thing

STOP WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING FIREWORKS THERE IS NOTHING TO CELEBRATE

With nearly every member of our current administration being as evil and close to death as they are, I would ask my fellow Americans to stop posting stuff like “IT HAPPENED” without context. You can’t expect the rest of us are also pretending to care about soccer. You’re getting hopes up for nothing

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I'm sick of this talk about fucking universal healthcare without defining it for people. Talk about the eradication of privatized medicine. Talk about destroying the predatory insurance industry so no one ever has to deal with its bureaucracy. Talk about healthcare that isn't dependent on your job.

I want a gun but I want it to be like 00s translucent plastic and you should be able to buy faceplates for it like an old cell phone and there has to be a ring to hang charms from

Priceline booked me a rental car with a place that's closed. They are telling me they can't fix or modify the reservation and that I have to just book with someone else on my own and they MIGHT reimburse me. From the bottom of my heart, fuck them.

God, I want to have sympathy. This is legitimately inhumane. But y'all are still wearing those fucking hats despite clearly suffering from heat exhaustion.

Instead of pre-selecting and pre-approving me for credit cards with sign-on bonuses, just give me the money.

Not Chapter 5 making me realize I have a weak spot for boy failures. OTL Is it because I relate to them or is it purely a trope I enjoy. The world will never know.

I am certain whenever he mentions "Talking" to foreign heads of state who are so eager to do whatever he says and tell him how cool he is, he's referring to a chatbot Miller sat him down in front of like a toddler with an ipad