I think Donald Duck should face the guillotine.

Peacemaker is a really good show and it's a fucking crime that they made all those actors learn all that choreography for the opening sequence.

I was fucking shocked to find out that Duran Duran is still doing it. Invisible sounds exactly like Hungry Like the Wolf did and it's beautiful that they are still carrying the torch.

Terrible news. I am replaying Kingdom Hearts.

Some people might say it was foolish of me to purchase an iPad. To those people, I would say, "Find me a better way to fall asleep to the Game Grumps Ace Attorney playlist without draining my phone battery."

Doing some A-B testing between my Surface Laptop Studio 2 and the iPad. The Surface laptop is an excellent workstation that readily accommodates a 2nd monitor for scripts and all my recording hardware. The iPad lets me play Umamusume: Pretty Derby on a 13" screen. Impossible to tell which is better.

John Cena and Dave Bautista are living proof that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson sucks absolute shit at acting.

Hi. I'm here to justify my purchase of the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7. Here are three screenshots I've taken from the Shonen Jump app. The first two are how the pages display when the phone is held vertically. The third is how it is displayed when the phone is held horizontally. This is a manga phone.

I found it and changed my password and holy shit. I don't know if Steve Jobs's ghost is in the system or what, but this is the best picture quality over wi-fi I've ever seen. iPad good.

"Oh. You've been a Samsung user for the better part of a decade? That's a shame." *sheepishly kicks dirt* "You wouldn't happen to have the last apple device you used 9 years ago handy, would you?... No?... Well... for your safety, I need to make a data securiry alarm go off in Cupertino, California"

God forbid someone get an iPad that hasn't used an apple device since 2016 and can't remember their password. Apparently I have to wait an entire week to get a reset unless I can resurrect my iPhone 7 from the bottom of the Banished Cellphone Drawer.

The push notifications for Umamusume are particularly insidious. Every other gacha game is like "Your daily rewards are ready!" Or "It's your turn to fight!" And Umamusume's are like "your horse misses you very much and would like to train with you again."

The only thing I know about football is that, when I got to my mom's house just before 11PM last night, my step-dad was still awake watching a Cowboys game. This is a cruel thing to do to a 60 year old man. Also CTE. Abolish the NFL.

My favorite thing about every Yakuza game, now that I know the basic formula, is the "Which of my most trusted allies is going to sell me down the fucking river" guessing game. I am happy to report that I was correct in Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii.

Absolutely absurd.

I would die for them.

Took a couple good pictures of dogs the past few days.

Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii is actually the best game in the world because it lets you put a tri-corner hat on a tiger cub and you even get to choose the color scheme.

Biggest 180 I've ever pulled is the one between my previous MBMBAM opinion: "Travis isn't funny most of the time." and my current MBMBAM opinion: "Travis is the only one committed to keeping the show fresh and constantly provides opportunities for his brothers to shine." Please ignore this post.

"Today, I think I will beat my own ass." - My brain, every morning since the day I was born

Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii dares to ask and answer the question, "What if Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag was less realistic but a lot more fun?"

It's actually very important that I keep my car dirty because if it were clean I wouldn't be able to see the little paw prints the neighborhood cat that hangs out in our yard makes when he climbs onto the roof to sunbathe.

I don’t get it. He was raised in a Christian household with plentiful access to guns, zero realistic future, and spent all his time on the computer? That’s like half the white men in this country *Everything suddenly dawns on me* Aw fuck

The season 2 finale of Invincible is some of the best TV I've seen in years.

Speaking of haircuts. The angriest I've ever made a person was my biology prof in college. I skipped 2 weeks of class and when I came back I'd cut off my hair. He called me out for being absent by saying, "It took you two weeks to get that haircut?" And I responded "Yeah, they did em one at a time."

Got a haircut.

You’re witnessing the propaganda machine devolve into its purest form, a reactionary feedback loop. That chaos is where far-right nihilists thrive. Nothing you say ultimately matters as long as it provokes a big reaction

Any tips on how to explain to your gen x parents what a groyper is? Only just now realizing it's a fucking insane concept to break down.

So glad I let Invincible get a few seasons ahead before coming back to it.

There is a tie and now they have to do extra football. I'm being told this is called overtime. I hope they're getting paid extra like a dockworker would.

I won't play Silksong because I never played Hollow Knight and never will. I learned my lesson about modern side-scrollers a long time ago. Spelunky taught me this shit is simply not for me.

Vivziepop is actually allergic to crediting the animators that made her projects once they get picked up by production houses. You're all being really mean by pointing out that she's just throwing people she didn't pay enough away once she gets recognition. It's like a peanut allergy. She could die.

Personally, I find that it's better to keep most of my legally or psychiatrically actionable thoughts about recent significant events to myself, but that's just me. Y'all do you, though. Have fun with the memes.

Lot of folks pretending to be The News today.

For anyone looking for the advice, it's simple, but it's not easy. Dodge the gunfire. PERFECT dodge the melee attacks (they come in sets of three). Hit her EXACTLY three times after dodging the last kick. If you throw the fourth punch, she'll counter and take like 80% of your HP. Stay off the walls.

I was looking for tips to beat Silver Sable in the third dlc for Spider-Man PS4 on the highest difficulty. All the threads were full of people saying shit like "She's too strong because the devs are woke" so I just decided to get gud and prove them wrong. Took me like 10 minutes. These guys are weak

Folie à Deux is the best Fall Out Boy album and the worst The Joker movie and it's not even fucking close in either case.

If your don't think A Fever You Can't Sweat Out is a perfect album, we probably don't have much to talk about. If you don't think Panic! At The Disco has gotten worse and worse with each album, we probably have even less to talk about. If you still respect Brendon Urie today, we cannot be friends.

These guys are simply not smart.

I'm not a Spider-Man expert by any means, but I was deep in the shit when Marvel was doing their Ultimate run. I was there for every issue and it was, as far as I know, the introduction of Miles as the successor to Peter. There's no fucking way Peter doesn't die at the end of act 1 in the next game.

It's actually very hard to adjust to sleeping in carpal tunnel braces. But, in my case, that's probably because my default sleeping position my whole life was on my side with one wrist curled under my chin and the other tucked into my armpit, which caused this shit in the first place.

The one thing I hope, as someone who is regularly asked questions about characters I've played, is that I come across more like Kieran Culkin than I do Jeremy Strong.

God: "Hmmmm... replaying all the Zelda games, huh?... Make this queer's wrists hurt, immediately."

Behold. The latest iteration of the punishment I've suffered for my hubris. It could happen to you!