I just wish more ADHD advocates didn’t sound like they’re bragging. “I do things that take most people days extremely well at the last possible moment.” Okay, cool. Maybe shut your ass up about it for a minute so the rest of us don’t have to pretend to be Barry Allen all the time. Jesus Christ.

When you pay your credit card down to zero, suddenly everyone’s on your dick. I’m good on debt and interest payments, thank you. That’s why I eliminated them. I don’t think I need the limited time offers. Please, let me breathe free for a minute.

Unfortunate news from the front. The lads are holding firm. Ground has not been given freely. But projections suggest that winning the battle will cost the war. It is with a heavy heart that I say so, but I am offering my surrender. I am forced to admit, publicly; irrefutably: I am a little stinker.

The worst part is that this 9mm handgun isn’t even going to make a dent in the 30-50 feral hogs that terrorize my property daily.

America is an extremely weird place. You can just be talking to a family friend on the patio and they can say “I have something for you” and they can disappear for a while and when they come back, suddenly you’re a gun owner. This is a story about me. I’m a bewildered gun owner now.

I said all that to say this. Within TWO WEEKS of opening an instagram, Cameo (the “have a celebrity wish you a happy birthday” service) has reached out through private messages via TWO SEPARATE ACCOUNTS. THE ANSWER IS NO. I WILL NOT VIOLATE MY CONTRACT FOR 5 DOLLARS BECAUSE IT’S SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY!

I joined instagram (fortworthreid) 2 weeks ago because I needed a place to do business friendly posting. I will always post the more personal and nasty shit here, but I will likely be more active over there. Follow if you want. Don’t if you don’t. Either way, I truly couldn’t give a shit. I’m tired.

Probably my favorite thing about P3R is Mr. Edogawa, who painstakingly explains not only the magical doctrines that relate directly to the struggle you face in Tartarus, but also the tarot as it relates to social links and what they represent. Hands down the most boring and important man in the game

Super baby-brained P3R take. Like, fundamentally not considering everything about the specifics. Never read a sociological study type opinion. But I like Persona 3 and I think it has important things to say about aging and disabled populations and the way able-bodied and young people relate to them.

I think Rulette has legs. At least one 7 episode season. Come on, Dropout, don’t let me down.

As the AI bubble gets bigger and grows closer to breaking surface tension, it’s been hilarious to see more and more advertising dollars spent on tech dudes in suits essentially saying, “Please… You gotta use it… It’s the future, I promise... But it can’t be the future if you don’t pay us to use it.”

Every good JRPG makes you go to bed early for 3-6 hours before the game starts. Hopefully, Persona 6 will maintain the tradition.

I think it’s good that we as a country have spent (at least) my entire life finding new and innovative ways to give the rich as much money as possible. If nothing else, it’s proven once and for all that the end game for nearly every single billionaire is “NASA but the ship explodes 3 out of 5 times”

Breaking Bad spoilers, but I can’t imagine there’s anyone alive interested in Breaking Bad that hasn’t seen it already. Skyler rules. “I fucked Ted” is the best line in the series for so many reasons. Jesse sucks. Like, truly, deeply sucks. Walt could have stopped Jane’s death, but Jesse killed her.

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

ai bros will look you in the eye and tell you ai is good and should replace google functionality

Some question the need for a case or screen protector on modern, drop-resistant phones. Not me. I Haikyu!! spike my phone to the ground when I try to catch it after a drop. YOU might not need a case and screen protector, but some of us are the stars of a slapstick comedy no one is bothering to film.

a lot of people don’t know this but at the executive platinum level american airlines will give you one of these

MIKE D: Cranial hemorrhage means we got a brain EVERY BEASTIE BOY: BLAND MIKE D: It impairs cognition of the words we EVERY BEASTIE BOY: LUNG

I’ve played the Far Cry games since Far Cry 2 and they all rip in different ways 2 is probably objectively the best from like a design scope vs execution perspective 3 has the best villain 4 has the best environment 5 is my favorite 6 has the best overall cast of characters (shoutout to Jonrón)

Working through a rewatch and I’d like to present my Top Five Breaking Bad Characters: 5: Gus Fring 4: Todd Alquist (A lot of this has to do with the fact that he’s played by Jesse Plemons) 3: Gale Boetticher (So pure) 2. Mike Ehrmantraut (Easy) 1. Skyler White Walt doesn’t even make the list.

I think my favorite exchange in any piece of media is in episode two of Breaking Bad where Skyler pulls up on Jesse Pinkman and he thinks the meth gig is up but then it just goes: “Do not… sell marijuana to my husband.” “…Okay.”

Taking the Apple Watch off before going to bed because I don’t even want to know what this sleep score is gonna look like.

Me, delirious from a lack of sleep at 3 AM, working on the hardest ADR script I’ve ever been assigned: “Not only am I cooking; this is a sustainable workflow.” The shadow in the periphery of my vision, slowly coagulating into a human shape: “Give me like another half hour and we can high five.”

People always ask me, “who do you ship Asta with?” Fuck that. For 2 reasons: 1.) Asta is married to the job and will never give up on Sister Lily (even though he definitely 100% should) 2.) I only care about one couple in fiction and that’s Shaun Hastings and Rebecca Crane from Assassin’s Creed

Nevermind

I’m probably going to sound stupid right now. I’ve been following baseball more since I went to a game recently and really enjoyed it. I feel like MLB should up the number of ABS challenges from 2 to 5, and I don’t think umpires should be able to disallow a challenge. They’re often power-drunk fools

Classic

I’m skeptical of The Onion’s takeover of Info Wars for many reasons, but the fact that it led to the death of one of my favorite podcasts is big for me. I’m not impressed by what they’ve done so far. I don’t think the parody is funny or useful. But (and I mean this) it feels like some small justice.

I like doing conventions in arid places like Arizona and Utah because the humidity is so low that the paint pens I use to sign autographs dry hella fast.

Dragon Ball Z- Goku shows up on Namek and destroys Recoome in less than 5 seconds DBZ: Kakarot- Recoome spams all of his strongest moves and cannot be staggered. You will be lucky to survive. Also, you have to fight Jace and Burter immediately afterward, so I hope you didn’t burn all your items lol

been laughing at this for like 2 days

I’m going to a baseball game tomorrow. I hope that both teams play good baseball so that I can see a good game. This is, apparently, only possible if you haven’t put money on the line through one of the many apps that have turned professional sports into an unregulated, nationwide gambling racket.

Playing Dispatch. I’m on chapter 4. As a Tsundere supporter, I truly cannot fathom how anyone would pick Invisigal over Blazer.

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

The automatically generated “memories” thing on my photo widget just presented me with a picture of dog poop that I took to show the vet a few years ago but AI is actually really smart and it’s gonna save the world.

I really appreciate that The Boys has like in universe flavor text as its episode descriptions but they are utterly useless when trying to remember which episode you were on.

They treated my man like leftovers at the vet today.

Scientists have discovered the formula to reliably produce what they call “3 AM Dallas.” Experts argue this is the worst variant of the species, but government agencies are interested in seeing what it can do. So far, research suggests it composes and deletes texts to the group chat prior to sending

Those pauses in her speech pattern are actually her stopping to swing the bat at my head before she continues her sentence.

I really love writing for Agents of the Four Seasons. I think it’s a beautiful show with an incredible roster of characters. The light novels are great. All of that being said, I have begun referring to my scheduled script assignments as “Hinagiku’s weekly appointment to kick my ass.”

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

I read a bunch of edgy comics as a teenager and so far a lot of them have been adapted into TV shows. The Walking Dead was awesome for a little while and then sucked, Invincible has pretty much kicked ass the entire time, The Boys rips dicks off, and I haven’t watched Preacher but I bet it’s alright

So glad I’m not a musician because I’ll never have to worry about Kelly Clarkson eating my lunch on her talk show.

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Psyched to be working on this one. Probably one of the more challenging scripts I’ve ever been charged with adapting. Hope you guys like the dub. The cast is great, the director is one of the best to ever do it, and the animation is beautiful. www.crunchyroll.com/news/announc...

Caught up on the Wind Breaker manga. I’m so fucking pissed.