i'm sorry but the fact that he was a serial will stancil reposter is the single funniest thing

You LOVE to see it, good work everyone, keep up the relentless dunks on AI, all these bros deserve a wedgie/swirlie combo and they are not allowed to sit at our table ever again.

This was from when Charlie Kirk was shot and we were supposed to pretend gun violence was newly shocking because it affected someone who was supposed to be exempt from it. Some of our Elite Journalists are doing the same routine now.

i can't help but be embarrassed for these people even if they can't be embarrassed for themselves

An already unacceptably right-leaning press corps is gearing up to go further right because a bad thing almost happened near them; they were in that position to begin with because they decided access to fascism is more important that accurately describing it

I gave Baba a Baba #baba

OR JUST WRITE THE THING YOURSELF FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT WILL TAKE LESS TIME THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS mashable.com/article/sinc...

I just saw this on Tumblr. Not sure how true it is, but please be careful out there. Some artists say it happened on vgen too. #vgen #artsky

In between taking care of my cat I was able to bring the tatoba

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

Being bad at video games is so embarrassing, what do you mean I got a failing grade in playing toys

tomodachi life just misgendered a mii for some reason?!?!

The gap between how AI companies talk about themselves and how the general public has experienced the technology (and its side effects) has grown into a chasm. And now the results of these divisions are starting to show. trib.al/ipz6T3Z

"I'm just using AI for concept art and promo, I'll hire real artists when production gets started " lol no you won't. I don't believe you.

maybe dont do that

This, but for education, too!

You know, Alex Jones and I have had our differences but I'm glad he had the grace to hype the Onion's takeover as the most metal thing in the universe Took the high ground by offering free advertising, good on him

Stolen from Tumblr ueeheehee

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

welcome to the resistance elephants

A potion that cures the paralyzed status effect was reportedly guarded by a lich known for using paralyzing touch. paletteswap.site/dif...

All AI User Babies Will Be Beaten Senseless By Every Abled Bodied Person In The Bar

I have apparently wildly upset the Pro AI community for setting fire to an ai slop character in Minecraft as a joke. This was a fun moment where we set fire to Rome Because of the upset, I will be viciously mocking pro AI users further in future, because it's quite entertaining to do so

i don't know how to parody this anymore

“Sometimes people need to make the tough choices,” said the man too scared to properly tax gas companies chaser.com.au/national/alb...

111 years ago, 1.5 million Armenians were killed - starved, tortured, and murdered. 37 countries recognise this as genocide. The UK still does not. It’s time we did.

I realize this is a feature not a bug for the right wing but Brand's MAGA pivot was so disgustingly predictable the second he faced the possibility of consequences for being a sexual predator every time someone goes right like that you can be sure allegations have either surfaced or are about to

Full blown nazi rhetoric openly being spewed by elected officials

Bravely Second 11th anniversary illustration by Sachi Hiruta (Secret of Mana 2018, SaGa Emerald Beyond, Romacing SaGa Revenge of the Seven):

everything in american politics boils down to this

Over 60% of Japan's population doesn't watch anime at all. And the country's most popular animated show isn't One Piece or Naruto — it's Sazae-san, a slice-of-life series about a typical Japanese family. buff.ly/ZwQsvoY

Can mister beast resist jacking off to employees at work for … a thousand dollars

the onion should buy mr beast next

I just want an excuse to repost this

I was wondering why the Quiet Posters feed stopped working only to realize who made it. I know he's blocked a lot of people with blocklists but I want to think he blocked me personally.

Y'all gonna start acknowledging the parallels yet? Y'all gonna start defending art, intimacy, and sex as basic human expressions? Y'all gonna start realizing that these deranged puritans don't have an ounce of goodwill in their bodies and literally just want to control every aspect of our lives?

Bro is literally the anti-Butch Hartman in every way imaginable.

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

The Website Where We Are All 38 Years Old and Left of Center is really the perfect place for this post

It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.

Every UX designer for the past 40 years: the carousel fucking sucks and users hate it Stakeholders: 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺

please read witch hat