To whoever screamed “LOOK! IT’S SENATOR WHAT’S HER FACE!” at the State Fair, I hope you have an incredible day 😂

“peer reviewed doctors”

An under the wire submission to the Mystrade Is Meet-Cute event - a sweet little one shot for y'all #mystrade @paialovespie.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/fly-by...

I am back on my bullshit... www.patreon.com/posts/safety...

This is Duncan. He is a professional barkour athlete. Please do not try this at home. 13/10

Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.

This is Jumbo. She just got her very first bath. Doggy paddle officially activated. 12/10

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

Hello Bees! As some of you may know, the Writers' Suite had a Plot Bunny Shelter up on the wall. It had a number of plot bunnies on it by the end, and I figured it would be nice to have them saved somewhere for people to access. So here are your plot bunnies:

Am I sorry? No... I am not. www.patreon.com/posts/safety...

After enough mushrooms I think most people have about 50 words left so this checks out.

Sorry, we promised not to post much today but we had to make a special callout. We forgot to give a proper shoutout to a few places yesterday. Denver and Dallas Fort Worth, you broke records. You were incredible.

People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.

I’ve been political my entire life.. not by choice but by the fact I was born black & a woman in a racist nation I was “woke” when it was a black term of vigilance Copy & pasting a google search isn’t an adequate response to me I need research & lived experience & passion with my politics 🫶🏾

God: What was your last act on earth? Pope: Absolutely bodying JD Vance. God: Welcome home, my child.

In Pope Francis’s last public address, he preached care of the marginalized, the vulnerable, and migrants, saying: “I would like all of us to hope anew and to revive our trust in others, including those who are different than ourselves.” May we heed his wish.

There are certain things you just don’t let JD Vance near: - football trophies - couches - democracy - popes, apparently

Apparently... 221B Con is a muse Enjoy the next chapter in Safety First: Ch 21 - U is for Unprecedented www.patreon.com/posts/safety...

no criminal record no gang ties no tattoos active pending asylum case **19 years old** sent by trump to prison (forever?) in el salvador www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

The quality content that can only come from humans and/or a regional sewer district

Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.

AOC: Donald Trump is a criminal. He was found guilty of 34 felony counts of fraud, found liable for sexual abuse. If he wants to find the rapists and criminals in this country, he should look in the mirror

We’re not sure what separates the Trump admin from the “terrorists” it claims to be fighting. You watch whats happening and can’t even process it—what the hell is going on is all we can think. Our Constitution grants everyone within this country the same legal protections, regardless of citizenship.

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

We had the reporter on tonight; @maddow has the whistleblower

AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.

Some would say "sneaky tactic" others would observe that odometer fraud is a federal felony. A creative prosecutor could probably tack on some conspiracy and mail or wire fraud charges too.

Musk’s DOGE involved in what appears to be a foreign espionage operation and data theft. They also have death threatened US federal whistleblowers and disabled security systems, deliberately allowing Russian IPs to access sensitive US federal government systems. www.npr.org/2025/04/15/n...

The Anonymous Collective has just leaked a trove of data exposing Western interests deeply embedded in Russia. In support of Ukraine, the revelations—unsurprisingly—tie Donald Trump to the corrupt network of Russian assets.

First of all, we're pretty sure other museums don't get this question. It's pretty obvious that you don't need to be a dinosaur to visit the Natural History Museum, or an absolute unit of a sheep to visit the Museum of English Rural Life, or a [joke redacted] to visit the British Museum.

“It’s amazing that others in this room underwrote electing a man who, in the last week, single-handedly destroyed all of American science. It’s amazing how much good science you can destroy with $320 million and RFK Jr, very fast.” — Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize

Do you ever wish you could sneak garlic into Stephen Miller's meal?

Closing up the Writers' Suite for 2025!! www.patreon.com/posts/221b-c...

Good morning Bees! Writers' Suite is open!! (Sunday) 10:30am Open 12-1 Quiet Hour (closed 1-2 for panel) 2-4 Sprints and challenges (closed 4-6 for panel -- Everyone go to the Con Close panel) 6-8 Stragglers reading party (chill vibes for writing, reading, playing games) 8pm Closed

Second challenge of the day: "(insert your protagonist here) has just accidentally hit Reply All on a dicey email at work. Now what?"

Having just finished our sprints, we are taking on the first challenge... A PRUDENT Omniscient outsider vs. IMPATIENT Nature with the theme of JUSTICE in a present day fantasy setting...

Writers' Suite is open!! (Saturday) 10am Open 11-12 Quiet Hour 2-4 Sprints and challenges 4-5 Quiet Hour (closed 7-8 for panel) 8:30-9:30 Writers after dark 9:30pm Closed

THE WRITERS SUITE IS OPEN!! www.patreon.com/posts/221b-c...

FANDOM BUY NOTHING @ 221bCON IS BACK: Bring your gently used, pre-loved fannish stuff and take other fannish stuff! We will announce where to drop off your stuff after we get rooms assigned! #221bCon #FandomBuyNothing

Hello Bees! Tentative schedule for the Writers' Suite at my patreon! #221BCon www.patreon.com/posts/221b-c...

This is Snoopy. He knows what he wants and isn't afraid to ask for it. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Since we're back on the dumbest timeline... here's a throwback for International Women's Day:

BREAKING: In response to our lawsuit, the National Endowment for the Arts will no longer force grant applicants to certify that they won't promote "gender ideology." This is a big step toward defeating the NEA's unconstitutional censorship.

very fun review of my panel with buckaroo TJ KLUNE today at EMERALD CITY COMIC CON what a great trot aiptcomics.com/2025/03/07/e...