standing outside the Costco on Easter Sunday: Open the Fuckin’ store you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell

Foolishly trying to sing along to the Cocteau Twins

Are we in hell?

Terrorizing my local touched tunes

kinda excited to find out how dems fumble this one!

absolutely no one could have predicted this

When was the last time you had a Butterfinger? Like wow what is this good for but removing fillings

This man is also a member of MS13. Please send him to El Salvador.

god grant me the serenity to lmao the courage to lmao and the wisdom to lmao lmao lmao

a necktie turned inside out is the international symbol for gastric distress

One nice day and I’m mandating we live outside

Freedom of information? How about freedom FROM information! There's been a lot goin on

Just checking in to see what the fuck is going on

there's nothing quite as funny as a joke

Sorry I’m trying to get my posting legs back

I was just thinking about how I really like pickles

I should get a tractor

mental health break? you bet it did

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Years of using and abusing helm for kubernetes has taught me one important lesson: don’t do it

just tried coffee

We just want the players to enjoy themselves and stay safe

in the wake of the super bowl i would like to propose to jimmy haslam moving the browns to knoxville so they get run out of town by UT #darkbusiness

The 1994 film The Mask is a chilling reminder of the grip that ska had on culture.

Ladies and gentlemen bsky.app/profile/bobb...

y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?

Picard management tip: pass the penjamin

I’ve been silent for too long

Picard management tip: pass the penjamin

which dinosaur wakes up first? the buttcrackodon

Posing WHILE posting? smh

Posting considered MORE harmful

Posing considered harmful

Heads up: made you look 😏

try to score one of those connected punching bags by commenting “I’ll fight you for a free one” on all the ads

Someone get that guy in the tapper video a bag of frozen peas

Follow-up youtu.be/Lero3tEc-ZE

The suspension is very soft but it’s very easy to drive!! youtu.be/kCIxCfiqay0?...

*pulls up NYTimes* *see interview with Yarvin* *throws laptop into the river*

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Warehouse (2000)

Her: Oh you’re a DJ? Me: 😎

@jcsalterego.bsky.social are you bifurcating??