Mutual exacerbation

Official covers for the English edition of There Is No Antimemetics Division look like this (US & Canada edition on the left, UK & rest of world on the right). Buy these!

Enzyme Cleaners!

ensouling the amulet was a mistake i can admit that now

they should make children’s Tylenol for adults could be a huge market maybe

screws turn in only one direction: forward.

Adult sized version of the child sized grocery store

u always have enough for a Ratio

I now have a clear picture.

digesting dirty

it’s always tooth hurty for someone

Kenichi Nakaya

Boolean is such a beautiful name for a baby boy

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

apartments aren’t that complex

the six sweetest words are: never mind I figured it out

im more water than man

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Shereal, the cereal for women

Why don’t they make vapes that are easier to use when you’re jogging?

blowing a phews!

sorry but drone shows are just 3d marching bands in the sky

your telling me this gordita crunch is cheesy?

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

why solve one problem when you can create a set of infinitely customizable problems you can configure and manage through yaml files

I love your shirt! Did you make it?

what if the refrigerator walked over to see what was in me?

making a little throwback joke in the meeting because it’s Friday afternoon 🤪

ladies love my 25 ft. long straw i call ‘the proboscis’ for easy access to tap water from the couch

go ahead, keep adding tasks to my to do list. i will only get sleepier

if it fits in a box it should cost less than One Thousand dollars

“a glass of waters never thirsty”

if they could make a more powerful chemical they would

if I were a doctor I wouldn’t mind getting a taste of my own medicine, especially if it were the best medicine: laughter

samsara may trap a lot of people in eternal dukkha, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

this looks like an extra tough captcha test

not enough banana’s

My "agentic" AI son has generated revenge porn of me and inserted it without my knowledge into the church newsletter. But I believe he has learned from his mistake, and even if not, I can barely be mad - we're almost finished formulating our groundbreaking "new geometry" based on "number quimbles".

Learn your ABCS Always Be Charging Something

go big or go wolf

I’m always down to split dessert it’s a lot faster to get it eaten that way

smetal the metal that smells!

siri show me an 1800s hoarder house

deriving how to spell beureaucracy from first principles

need a new word for bugs that conveys how much we love and respect them don’t u dare suggest insects again please

A new type of goose maybe bigger maybe smaller

Sorry, but I’m giving you one star on Yelp if you’re establishment only has analog toilets