Awful day yesterday. So first, all these assholes get on the wrong bus

TIL: It's not pronounced Goog One.

why do you even accept their framing that the goo is something that needs to go?

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

It’s weird how they don’t make a room I can spend more than ten minutes in without it smelling like shit and yet every single room has this exact problem

This is all crazy but I just want to once again reiterate what a tragedy expanded character limits have been to enjoying Trump posts on a purely technical level. You used to get gold like “I’ll still keep drinking that garbage” and now it’s like damn this old man won’t shut up

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

stronger than steel and smarter than iron

please don’t treat me like an idiot just because I am one

Cloud migration meeting is never about birds.

For those who don't know: Strudel is a javascript livecoding environment, you make music in real time by programming as you go. Since it's javascript, you can do this right in the browser.

Getting a second bite of the apple in my mind

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

Pedal harps for the rest of us

Enough of this insHERance stuff it's time for insHIMance

who’s gonna win best new texture for 2025

you’re right! it feels mostly awful to Go Online™, these days. the internet in a sad state, for reason after reason after reason. but there is a way to fix it; to trade the voidful howling for a quiet & joyful song. here’s how to win the war for the soul of the internet, and build the Web We Want.

when god sings with his creations will lemon pigs not be part of the choir

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

We’ll get it right this year

here we go again

tell me if the milk is too warm bro

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 😢

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

what the hell? this is NOT true. i still have my same job as before and i am NOT being forced to have the same job as the main character of some book. please do better to not spread disinformation!

He who sets out to "get my ass" should dig two graves (one for each cheek)

Mildew is a beautiful name for a baby girl

Getting early details of Latchbolt down on paper tylergaw.com/blog/buildin...

try to guess my credit card number and I’ll tell you if you’re over or under

don’t u dare chugga chugga if ur not gonna choo choo

never get a wizard to do a witch’s job

It’s fine to no call no show if your shift manager doesn’t have the Mandate of Heaven

all heros wear capes

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

If single-payer you would see, answer me these questions three

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Christmas morning

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄

nobody: everyone enjoying themselves: me: "the opposite of No Country for Old Men is Yes Ungoverned Territories for Young Women"

I would’ve liked 2 chill w the 3 wise men. Burn incense talk about stars & prophecy maybe smoke some herb, go on a lil journey to meet an epically holy cute lil baby in a manger

Axios has learned that the White House has begun managing the DOJ's account on X to respond to posts highlighting mentions of Trump in the Epstein files, raising more questions about then ex-president Bill Clinton's tarmac meeting with Loretta Lynch.

please don’t treat me like an idiot just because I am one

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Directional CSS with scroll-state(scrolled). @una.im shows how the new scroll-state() container query landing in Chrome 144 will let CSS respond to scroll direction for dynamic UI effects, all without JS. #css #scroll una.im/scroll-state...

thinking about changing my star sign what is the best one for running a drop shipping company (the dream!!!)