Our oven keeps setting off the carbon monoxide monitor. That’s good right?

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

Paper Planet made a video about Rocky Flats! www.tiktok.com/t/ZThvft6A1/

It’s the people’s fuck plane now 🇺🇸

Will Markwayne get maralago face?

Few things in life are better than slamming 2 20oz 7% IPAs in 30 mins before a flight

Asking my sources within FEMA to find out what happens to the fuck plane.

04 Mar 2026

This is the tragic consequence of letting Gen Xers be parents 😢

We have had years to game plan for these and yet, here we are

This lady turned off reply’s but I am born and raised in Texas, my family all still in Texas, and spent a god damn lot of my life advocating for liberals in Texas.

Feel like I engaged with a friend of Queeber’s (@murderxbryan.bsky.social). At a bar in Detroit a dude from Grand Rapids was losing it that they didn’t have cans of bud or miller light. Only coors. Also he paid for his one beer with a $100 bill.

I’ve always said, the reason Texas will never flip blue is because the republicans would never allow a free election.

Why does he have a podcast?? Oh yeah, Gen X.

Right now Jasmine's best hope comes from keeping down the margins in Bexar County we literally have another Crockett making their last stand at the Alamo

Genuinely they have to fire this guy

You gotta love when the guy that walks into a bar with his own pool cue loses at pool.

looks like SMU heading to the CFP first round loss

Enjoy my traditional Detroit salad

Barron trump should enlist

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

This was really fun going through all these. ALL HAIL WAILORD

Boomers lived the best version of the American dream and never let anyone have it again

Fuck the Hughes brothers forever.

/Mistaking the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago for the coat-check for a chiropractor's second wedding that is happening in the ballroom right next to the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago and briefly seeing a drowsy Donald Trump in a suit and baseball cap looking at a TV with a bunch of tweets on it. "Ope, sorry guys."

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Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Ironic that one of the legacies of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan is a presidency that can initiate wars on whim, without even the pretense of building a case to the American people first.

Mandatory draft straight to the frontline for the US Men’s Hockey Team. They should see it as an honor.

Bring our troops home

We're all trying to find the reason he did this!

“I was honored to have been invited to the isolated cabin where Savannah Guthrie’s mother has been strapped to a cot for almost a month,” said FBI director Kash Patel

The political press has to be torn to the ground and rebuilt. Or not rebuilt

Finished How to Get to Heaven from Belfast tonight and can’t recommend it enough!

Things are going to get so much worse for this team and the NHL.

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

It never would have been a national treasure if the people of France didn’t rise up, executed the guy who built it, and took it for themselves 🤔

The only thing worse than hockey players are baseball players

Yup fuck this.

They should make the losing team in the CFB receive a second place medal.

Alright MacKinnon and Makar, take this loss as motivation to win the cup

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

The concept here is to get well-heeled travelers to pressure the government to restore secret police funding

every sunday should start with a do or die hockey game between world class players with everything on the line

If we can’t even have pre check we do not deserve gold in hockey. Not a serious country.

We should say that TSA Pre-check and all ensuing travel issues are because Trump needs funding for concentration camps.

The move is done and it’s glorious. If you put anyone you know ever has to move in the Denver area, USE THE OTHER SIDE MOVERS. All formerly incarcerated men and women and they were so nice and did such a good job!

Moving day. Send the good vibes.