Pokémon company unveils new mega-evolution for Bruxish

Curling

Yes. People love to paint Corbyn and Starmer as opposites but there are throughlines over their tenures atop the Labour Party: corrosive, faux macho bullying, horrible appointments made for loyalty rather than competence, a sneering indifference to racism & gaslighting of its victims

*Anas Sarwar* being the one to stick the knife in you……..the indignity of it all

Ventura get absolutely bandoozled

Someone at Magdalena Bay in Glasgow last night was filming the concert on their Nintendo 2DS 🥲

MORGAN MCSWEENEY. MM. FLIP IT AROUND. WICKED WITCH.

starmer now confronted with difficult questions such as: “what do I think?”, “what do I do?” and “wait so how DOES the dlr work?”

“Morgan McSweeney wants Peter Mandelson’s nachos” - a phrase I just uttered out loud to my husband.

I hated Morgan mcsweeney I think he is bad person advising a fucking gormless loser and I am very glad to see things go badly for him I will not be graceful about this

Have just gone to a concert got my ticket scanned twice, sat through the entirety of the support act, seen the logo on the band's drumkit, thought "that's strange", checked my ticket again and realised I was at the wrong concert and my one is actually tomorrow

The Great Bajor Political Compass. Some of these people Ping Ping based on their point in the Star Trek timeline.

do we think she's figured it out yet

It's East Dunbartonshire's Bearsden South by-election today, the one that arose from the absolutely outrageous circumstances of romance fraud and embezzlement. Expect the outcome to be far less dramatic: if the Lib Dems don't win this, I'll eat a hat. ballotbox.scot/preview-bear...

Keir Starmer has slammed my recent purchase of a £5 bake and oat flat white: "Not in the interests of the British people at this time"

Vjosa Osmani in the middle of the list

Finally got round to ticking off the last station in Fife that I hadn't used!

Also remember that at Scottish Labour's spring conference last year one of his big speech moments, as the real thing was throwing thousands of people out of their jobs and progressing aid cuts that will be the death of millions, was a Scottish DOGE. That did at least completely silence the audience

Eluned channeling this wall I saw in Montblanc

"You look like a used tampon wearing that red coat with your hood up"

Ruth Jones and James Corden are a bit Tony Blair and Gordon Brown aren't they people reluctant to accept that Gavin and Stacey is brilliant because they worked together and since their major success one is pretty decent and turns up now and again where one is pure, undiluted evil.

Staggering to watch pretty much every news outlet in the country report that Sandy Peggie has won her tribunal case despite her losing on almost every count, and despite the ruling stating that the Supreme Court FWS judgement does *not* require trans women to be excluded from women's spaces.

I've had worst opening lines to be fair

The fascinating thing about the Starmer-Badenoch era is it really shows how much leadership cues matter even in an era of low partisanship and a fragmented public sphere. Starmer has transmitted learned helplessness to the centre-left, Badenoch has transmitted clown behaviour to the right.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

it’s that time again

I feel like the Balearic Islands are the Cornwall of the Països Catalans

Thinking about the 1€ coffee machine that was at my uni in Tarragona...

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The UN backing Moroccan rule in it, autonomy or no, is basically just a straightforward endorsement of imperialism in a way that is honestly fairly unusual in how openly diabolical it is. God I hate Donald Trump and all his works

So this Western Sahara stuff is actually really fucked up isnt it

New Rosalía album a genuine masterpiece. Album of the Decade.

Per fi! La Rosalía canta en Català de nou!

Absolutely FIENDISH recommendation from YouTube!

The rule should be that once it’s been a low stakes Thick of It storyline, journalists should be too embarrassed to try and make it a real scandal.

Glasgow people! Come along!

You can literally always abandon a politician when they fail you. Shit tattoo? Leave him. Most unpopular PM of all times? Ditch him. Cant launch a membership portal? Dont look back just go. Vibe is weird? HIT THE ROAD. You owe them nothing and theyd do the same to you

Yorps in Glasgow, funny

This will sadly not get the coverage it deserves. A stark illustration of the continuing existence of a fragmentary British Empire www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

A genuine treat for £1.60? Try the shortest railway line in Britain | Adrian Chiles

Fact checked real and true by true PSOE patriots 👍

Anyway... Jugando Pokémon en Castellano otra vez

A work of art

It’s happened again

Love how the Bluesky app on my phone is just incapable of posting multiple pictures at the same time