Me on the night after another great @smallpressexpo.bsky.social

gotta hand it to him on this one

It is to our eternal shame as a society that idiots like these are allowed out of doors just based on the drip alone

Sorry bud. None for you, dear

Still worth it to check Nextdoor from time to time

Every day I have to learn about some new SV imbecile who has inexplicably been given power over all our lives despite having an understanding of current events equal to if not less than the average bus driver

mural of a child hand feeding vegetables to a mole in Takoma Park, MD

everyone who screamed at dale earnhardt to go left instead of supporting his decision to drive straight is responsible for the crash

Haveing a day

A well-seasoned cast-iron cauldron is its own satisfying reward, but it can also add subtle umami notes to your witches' brew.

Out of all the ways to walk, for my money you just can't beat widdershins.

I feel sorry for uncultured nerds and their little superhero franchises. I'm on my way to see Real Cinema: the third movie in a series about an evil clown who kills people

Hey friends. I am still struggling with the substantial task of getting the kittens I took it fixed and licensed. I need all the help I can get. ko-fi.com/redconversat...

🫡🚁 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzuM...

honestly, whatever. you were all warned!

"The Turkish government isn't giving ME money, the Turkish government is giving YOU money. I'm just in the way"

Crack my ribs, Daddy Spreadsheet

I'm sorry but the baseball league in the Netherlands is called what now

First: They Might Be Giants Last: Matmos Loudest: Foetus Best: Devo Most: Ween Surprise: Animal Collective (pre-Here Comes the Indian) Happy: TMBG Wish: Residents Cube-E Tour, Severed Heads pre-pandemic tour Next: anything before I die

these old men kick ass youtu.be/VKvYRDhPt_0?...

Gilbert is in the tree. Please help

I Visited Wallet Inspector HQ. It Wasn't What the Hysterical Libs Claimed. "Staff were cheerfully solicitous, and even offered to hold onto my phone and wallet so I wouldn't be burdened during my walk-around."

not enough performance art collectives become bands these days 🎶

Today I am vindicated for 30+ years of deep suspicion of vocally performative male Tori Amos fans

RIP to Ismail Kadare, The General of the Dead Army is an all-timer

I work hard, I deserve a little treat. Leave me alone

Tomaters

My ex is an urban planner, and this is the most bizarre and enduringly enervating part of the job. "This is so sudden! We need to think of the impacts." "We consulting planning experts on this and conducted statutorily announced public meetings for five years." "But I only started noticing now!"

Time to make a pilgrimage

this is such a vibe

The Forbidden Button

Folks, I'm really grateful so far, but as you can see: we're not getting there yet. I still have a bit of cash to cover Etsy sales, so it'd be very helpful if you could help me get some eyes on that. www.etsy.com/shop/Standpl... (Refilling the paypal = also awesome!)

when you just want to be long but then the tail must be taught a lesson

I will turn 45 on the 22nd of June. I would really enjoy going into the final half of my life without housing worries forever. To do so I need to be able to finish paying for this damn house. It needs a little work too. How about we do "45k for Standplaats' 45th"?

Don't be tricked / By what you see / You got two ways to go

Evaluating my lunch options

Can't believe I missed this the first time around. Man is having the Caretaker 'Everywhere at the End of Time' breakdown as we speak

Help me out so I can keep making nice things and make the Thread™. Still Parkinson's, still Long Covid. Extra expenses season, so I gotta up the goal! Remember the Etsy: www.etsy.com/shop/Standpl... and also there's www.patreon.com/StandplaatsK...