Received a notification from one of my Patreon subscriptions and let out a “Fuck Yes!”. Please wildly speculate about what it could be.

‘Tis the season…

Your personal aesthetic experience is not worth even a single human life. @ me all you damn well want.

I drafted and did not send a sub-toot. Please praise me accordingly.

DOINK!!

I thank Disney and Google for waiting just long enough to make sure that I didn’t have to watch my Tigers tonight and not a moment longer.

Congrats to Senate Democrats for effectuating the repeal of Obamacare, literally the only key legislative achievement of liberalism in my lifetime. (And it barely qualifies as liberal!)

Kim Davis is a coward who didn’t have the courage of her convictions to quit a job she could no longer perform. She’s not brave, she’s not a warrior. She’s a bigot and a patsy.

He kept getting lost. bsky.app/profile/ones...

Hell Fucking Yeah!! LFG!!!!

today mamdani has let his haters become his waiters at the table of success

Capitalism is now illegal

Dayspring by @meakoopa.bsky.social

Well, that’s a bummer.

So I’m not watching football, but I am learning more about the community’s deities regardless… @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

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Ummm, sure. I’ll take it.

Thank you for lecturing me for over a week ESPN before throwing up a graphic that suggests we might have noticed a regression in our couch. Yeah, just maybe. -.-

And a promising drive ends in a surrender punt. Hooray!!!

Hey press? Am I allowed to say my coach doesn’t have it any more now? -.-

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

They haven’t captured the killer. Another messaging win would be pointing out how ineffective the police are. There are literally so many ways to shape this narrative without capitulating, Democrats!

That’s the thing. I wholeheartedly agree with the idea that political violence is bad and that this shooting will make it worse. But it also feels to me that this is yet another area where Republicans get away with shit that no one else ever could. I don’t feel bad for the guy, but this is bad. /1

Cool; who is responsible for this being the case? bsky.app/profile/esqu...

This is the only way to approach this correctly: bsky.app/profile/hear...

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

Look! I can just say shit too!! bsky.app/profile/thet...

By the power vested in me by the Constitution of the United States, I hereby declare that Donald J Trump is guilty of treason, is to be immediately removed from office, all of his supposed acts in said office are hereby null and void and he is to be placed into custody until his natural death.

Thrilled to support @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social via their Patreon and I’m already receiving the quality bonus content that I’ve come to expect from the Internet’s Only College Football Podcast.

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Complain though I might; I don’t wait for 10 minute headways in the middle of a weekday on the MTA, TfL. O.O

I couldn’t imagine having tickets for a Women’s singles final at Wimbledon and then only to have an hour’s worth of tennis to watch.

This was cool! @mattbrown.bsky.social got a nice shoutout on The Verge today: www.theverge.com/sport/695120...

Sure the constitutional order is basically dead for most purposes. But I participated in a partisan primary today, so surely everything will be okay in the end!

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This is so specifically my shit… a Astonishing! bsky.app/profile/edsb...

Thanks, coach! bsky.app/profile/edsb...

Your 2025 EDSBS Charity Bowl grand total is $1,370,251. #CharitibundiBowl

Brooks would tell you in an instant that whatever ideals might have motivated the Soviet communists, the actual results of their experiment should totally discredit their ideology forever. When does the American conservative movement reach that point? Does it ever? What's it going to take?

*whispers* I didn’t get it.

Who is the Seal Mountain Dew commercial for?

Republican voters have agency and thus bear a responsibility for the consequences of their choices. Yes, we want to end ALL forms of oppression, but that doesn’t mean unilaterally ignoring those who knowingly collude with the oppressors.

There’s only ever been one way to defeat fascism and I’m ready for everyone to get to the end of the damn page already. >.>

I find it kind of funny that history had proved that Malcolm X was right. But both King and X agreed that literally SOMETHING was necessary. -.-

The government keeps saying that trans people are bad, but here’s the thing: trans people are actually extremely cool

Never miss an opportunity to yell about your pet issue… Yes, humanity has managed to live with disease for a few millennia, but this particular one means you need a permanently attached respirator! Surely! And it’s so important for you to insert this into the collective grief of others. Fuck you.

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How many more times is Arizona State going to pull a rabbit out of a hat?!?!!!!

*clears throat and speaks directly into the mic* Doink.

Nice job by Rece Davis at the top of the halftime coverage walking the tightrope between respect for the situation and getting the necessary information out there.