"Pal incest" is whatever Mario and Luigi have going on

When your they/them girlfriend is fucking your it/its girlfriend who struggles to reach orgasm: "Theyll never see it coming"

Showing my breast augmentation doctor a clip of a Kill la Kill kamui transformation sequence and letting them take it from there

intox sizeplay where a woman puts her tiny girlfriend into a bag of k and lets her k hole into oblivion before rubbing her through the bag 😵‍💫

Slay the Spire? yeah I got my consult for that next month

Wanting an orchi because balls make clothes fit bad But also not wanting an orchi because girl bulge is really cute when things DO fit, and also girl balls are cute as fuck when naked Impossible decisions

i think one of the most amazing things about hypno is that sensation of everything else just falling away being in the moment and singularly focused in a headspace where that's all that matters is such an amazing experience

Would nuzzling into a coyotes tits be called motor-yoting or yoter-boating?

The reviews are in: Chicks rock

Can't post pictures of myself here for now because my ex wife is a psychopath But rest assured my makeup look for the t4t cruising event last night was EXCELLENT

cherry blossom color season

dicks are fun source: my pussy

My beautiful babies 🥰🥰

Chaser Obama trying to convince a tboy to get a safe binder rather than using duct tape but also not get bottom surgery: "gotta have ribs! And pussy too!"

I imagine to be a butch watching a femme put on her makeup is a lot like watching a delicious cake make itself

they aren’t boooing the tiddies they’re booing because getting this fucking surgical bra back on freaking sucks

I'll sleep when I'm straight

Why are they called boobs? No one is booing when they see them. They should be called yaybs

MY ENEMIES - MY FRIENDS is so sick, it made me cry. 10/10 recommend, go read it.

Women are so creative

Looking for a plushie girl Think less "snuggling you" and more "throwing you at the wall soaked in milk"

The aquarium said "the females are twice as old and twice the size" and I almost passed out

Still not sure what a passoid is, but based on my girlfriends response I can rule out "someone who just passed her exam"

When you see someone's post and you can tellcit HAS to be a banger, but youre just not getting it Putting this post in a lab and studying it

Clearing out the drafts folder

Confused about if a girl is butch or femme call that a false dykeotomy

Even the moon is doing bloodplay tonight

one of the hardest parts of being a transwoman who primarily hangs out w other transwomen is that the words 'dude' & 'guy' r mostly giga off limits n those are some of the funniest words in history

There is no place on earth as happy as the train station There is no place on earth as sad as the train station 3 days later

do u think 2b is gonna be in the new evangelion

When she sets the disappearing message timer before she starts typing 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Handing my FFS doctor a DVD copy of The Mummy (1999) with a sticky note that says "Evelyn McConnell"

some say maslow intended for spit to be included in basic needs and his editor convinced him otherwise

The new four humors: Blood Piss Cum Spit

From the team that brought you Bloodplay Friday:

All the women at work make small talk with me in the locker room or at the bathroom sink. No one cares except an incredibly small amount of bigots and they will never win.

Surprisingly amusing seeing how long it takes different friends to catch on

there is nothing more fulfilling than being gay. maybe playing guitar real good. but being a fucking lesbian rocks so hard

The lesbian cyberpunk power rangers anime has an episode called "Machine Head"? They definitely knew what they were doing 😵‍💫😵‍💫

trans women have an advantage in the tech industry because they have two built-in rubber duck substitutes

Gotta say, I already knew this silly website had done a lot for me. But it really drove home how many truly meaningful connections Ive made here having to be offline for a while.