This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.

rise and shine!!!

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Didn’t see the last play of the game and will not be watching

The guy calling out Phillies fans:

Too many raw milk YouTube podcast crazy ass white boys on this team. Way too many.

The Phillies when they see a pitch a foot off the plate down and away

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

Just started Dynamite and I like that Brody King refused to do the Macarena because he’s straight edge

"single-use plastic of the mind" had me GAGGED

My favorite thing about professional American football other than all the commercial breaks has always been all the penalty flags so I’m glad they’ve listened to my prayers and begun flagging every single celebration as “taunting” now too.

Every single person who speaks with Isaac Chotiner does their own version of “it never worked out for those people… but it might work for us” and then they walk straight into the buzzsaw

I get so focused on Braves fans that I always forget there’s actually a second pro stadium full of hicks doing the chop.

It’s once again time to remind everyone NOT to develop parasocial relationships with politicians and channel that energy into your direct community instead

Been reading Al Pacino’s memoir and invented a new type of guy in my head: guy who has only seen Godfather Part III but not the first two

Everything in the world is bad but at least the Mets are cooked

Phillies stroking huge dongs left and right tonight.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Someday soon Joe Biden will pass away and wake up in Hell and I’ll see him when I get there

Why doesn’t a pro wrestler just bring a gun to an unsanctioned match

This is a real motherfucker of a blog defector.com/you-cant-be-...

Dolly’s easily a top 5 American, maybe top 3 (I’m still DFL)

Stay salty DC 🔥

“I will end the spam phone calls” and “I will make potato chip manufacturers stop putting so much air in the bags” clears 45 states easily with a chance for a clean sweep

Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one

being chronically late or constantly flaking on plans doesn't make you a bad friend. it's a real condition and should be given infinite grace by everyone in your life. being completely unreliable is nothing to be ashamed of. in fact, it may even make you more virtuous than people who are considerate

rest in piss, hulk hogan, you racist megalomaniacal unwatchable sack of shit, i hope satan does the five moves of doom on your ass for eternity

The 2025 Phillies I hate to say have negative swag and it shows. They’re missing Garrett Stubbs something fierce

OK unfortunately he’s cooking here

Turns out that NPR and PBS' pandering to the right still didn't save their funding. Maybe there's a lesson here for media that think that tilting to the right will spare them from accusations of "liberal bias."

It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.

"Capitalism does its best to make morality a luxury good." www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/when-do-yo...

Guy at the gym wearing a Gatsbys American Dream shirt, talk about a band that time forgot

The Braves or their stadium shouldn’t be allowed on national TV until they can go 90 minutes without 40,000 hicks doing the chop

“Absolutely” - Henry Rollins, on whether Black Flag being name dropped in The Ataris cover of “Boys of Summer” was a career highlight

Watching All In this morning and Dustin Rhodes winning a title made me cry. I guess it’s still real to me dammit.

Just opened up punknews for the first time in a while and immediately accidentally clicked on a giant Temu ad that was on the page

Please rise for the real national anthem youtu.be/SGJFWirQ3ks?...

It says a lot that there have been headlines for years about Daniel Ek, the Spotify guy, and his massive (like hundreds of millions of dollars massive) investments into an ai-drone warfare company and people won't go to another platform because "well thats where my running mix is".

Philly’s AFSCME DC 33 is officially ON STRIKE! Over 9,000 blue collar city workers who run our streets, libraries, sanitation, and more have refused the city’s lowball offers. They make an average of $46K while our mayor enriches herself, her cronies, and the cops www.inquirer.com/politics/phi...

I know the early craft beer movement I came up in was largely not as cool or authentic as it seemed at the time but I’d still take it over the 8-10% high ABV sugar slop in a can we’re all being forced to peddle now.

Good morning, it’s because most of them support what ICE is doing

Obviously much worse things happening in the world but if I ever have to watch Jordan Romano pitch for the Phillies again I’m going to jump into a lake

Well-worn territory at this point but it’s still very funny to me that this guy looks in the mirror every morning and considers himself part of the Master Race

It’s always so difficult to pick which bad religion album to listen to

HAPPY JUNETEENTH MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ❤️🖤💚

That’s right 😤

The NYT was cited in the Supreme Court ruling used to strip trans people of healthcare. This is EXACTLY WHY the “just asking questions” crowd of centrist edgelord journalists are dangerous. They launder transphobia through faux neutral “debate” and act like it’s intellectual curiosity