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Florida Man in West Philly here to goof off.
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My newest newsletter is a bit of service journalism: I am going to teach you how to dance.
buttondown.com/adultacne/ar...
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How To Dance
This is what I looked like the last time I went out dancing the other weekend. I bought this purple denim vest years ago and it was always really big on me...
https://buttondown.com/adultacne/archive/how-to-dance/
8 months ago
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Sooz Kempner
6 days ago
This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.
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bort
2 months ago
rise and shine!!!
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Jessica Ritchey
9 days ago
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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Didnāt see the last play of the game and will not be watching
16 days ago
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The guy calling out Phillies fans:
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18 days ago
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Too many raw milk YouTube podcast crazy ass white boys on this team. Way too many.
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19 days ago
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The Phillies when they see a pitch a foot off the plate down and away
19 days ago
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HANGMAN PAGE
24 days ago
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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HBO Max | Feedback
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Just started Dynamite and I like that Brody King refused to do the Macarena because heās straight edge
24 days ago
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Wendy Xu
26 days ago
"single-use plastic of the mind" had me GAGGED
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My favorite thing about professional American football other than all the commercial breaks has always been all the penalty flags so Iām glad theyāve listened to my prayers and begun flagging every single celebration as ātauntingā now too.
27 days ago
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Michael Whitney
about 1 month ago
Every single person who speaks with Isaac Chotiner does their own version of āit never worked out for those people⦠but it might work for usā and then they walk straight into the buzzsaw
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one dozen bats at a keyboard
about 1 month ago
I get so focused on Braves fans that I always forget thereās actually a second pro stadium full of hicks doing the chop.
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Itās once again time to remind everyone NOT to develop parasocial relationships with politicians and channel that energy into your direct community instead
about 1 month ago
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Been reading Al Pacinoās memoir and invented a new type of guy in my head: guy who has only seen Godfather Part III but not the first two
about 1 month ago
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Everything in the world is bad but at least the Mets are cooked
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about 2 months ago
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Phillies stroking huge dongs left and right tonight.
about 2 months ago
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Rodger Sherman
about 2 months ago
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldnāt write it
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Someday soon Joe Biden will pass away and wake up in Hell and Iāll see him when I get there
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about 2 months ago
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Why doesnāt a pro wrestler just bring a gun to an unsanctioned match
2 months ago
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This is a real motherfucker of a blog
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You Can't Be Too Careful | Defector
TACOMA TO NEW YORK AND BACK ā Nobody can accuse me of not being careful. I make very few real mistakes, instead opting for piles of wasted opportunities. Inertia takes me behind the woodshed. Anything...
https://defector.com/you-cant-be-too-careful
2 months ago
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Dollyās easily a top 5 American, maybe top 3 (Iām still DFL)
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2 months ago
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Helliāļøn Raiser #NoKings
2 months ago
Stay salty DC š„
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āI will end the spam phone callsā and āI will make potato chip manufacturers stop putting so much air in the bagsā clears 45 states easily with a chance for a clean sweep
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3 months ago
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Amy Schneider
3 months ago
Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one
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ceej
3 months ago
being chronically late or constantly flaking on plans doesn't make you a bad friend. it's a real condition and should be given infinite grace by everyone in your life. being completely unreliable is nothing to be ashamed of. in fact, it may even make you more virtuous than people who are considerate
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muscular baby jeb lund
3 months ago
rest in piss, hulk hogan, you racist megalomaniacal unwatchable sack of shit, i hope satan does the five moves of doom on your ass for eternity
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The 2025 Phillies I hate to say have negative swag and it shows. Theyāre missing Garrett Stubbs something fierce
3 months ago
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OK unfortunately heās cooking here
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3 months ago
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Parker Molloy
3 months ago
Turns out that NPR and PBS' pandering to the right still didn't save their funding. Maybe there's a lesson here for media that think that tilting to the right will spare them from accusations of "liberal bias."
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David_j_roth
3 months ago
It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.
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Carly Goodman
3 months ago
"Capitalism does its best to make morality a luxury good."
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/when-do-yo...
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When Do You Need to Quit Your Job?
How is "changing things from within" going for you?
https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/when-do-you-need-to-quit-your-job
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Guy at the gym wearing a Gatsbys American Dream shirt, talk about a band that time forgot
3 months ago
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one dozen bats at a keyboard
3 months ago
The Braves or their stadium shouldnāt be allowed on national TV until they can go 90 minutes without 40,000 hicks doing the chop
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Gourmet Spud
3 months ago
āAbsolutelyā - Henry Rollins, on whether Black Flag being name dropped in The Ataris cover of āBoys of Summerā was a career highlight
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Watching All In this morning and Dustin Rhodes winning a title made me cry. I guess itās still real to me dammit.
3 months ago
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The Wicker Dan (1973)
4 months ago
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Just opened up punknews for the first time in a while and immediately accidentally clicked on a giant Temu ad that was on the page
4 months ago
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Please rise for the real national anthem
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Fugazi - Waiting Room
YouTube video by grazy321
https://youtu.be/SGJFWirQ3ks?si=18Q3N2ZR6fEjkG0W
4 months ago
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Niko Stratis
4 months ago
It says a lot that there have been headlines for years about Daniel Ek, the Spotify guy, and his massive (like hundreds of millions of dollars massive) investments into an ai-drone warfare company and people won't go to another platform because "well thats where my running mix is".
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Kim Kelly
4 months ago
Phillyās AFSCME DC 33 is officially ON STRIKE! Over 9,000 blue collar city workers who run our streets, libraries, sanitation, and more have refused the cityās lowball offers. They make an average of $46K while our mayor enriches herself, her cronies, and the cops
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Thousands of Philadelphia city workers are officially on strike
More than 9,000 city employees are on strike after contract talks fell apart between AFSCME District Council 33 and Mayor Parkerās administration, the first major city worker strike since 1986.
https://www.inquirer.com/politics/philadelphia/dc33-strike-afscme-union-philadelphia-parker-trash-20250701.html
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I know the early craft beer movement I came up in was largely not as cool or authentic as it seemed at the time but Iād still take it over the 8-10% high ABV sugar slop in a can weāre all being forced to peddle now.
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4 months ago
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Good morning, itās because most of them support what ICE is doing
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4 months ago
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Obviously much worse things happening in the world but if I ever have to watch Jordan Romano pitch for the Phillies again Iām going to jump into a lake
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Well-worn territory at this point but itās still very funny to me that this guy looks in the mirror every morning and considers himself part of the Master Race
4 months ago
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Itās always so difficult to pick which bad religion album to listen to
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spooky jas š»š
4 months ago
HAPPY JUNETEENTH MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ā¤ļøš¤š
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4 months ago
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Miriam
4 months ago
The NYT was cited in the Supreme Court ruling used to strip trans people of healthcare. This is EXACTLY WHY the ājust asking questionsā crowd of centrist edgelord journalists are dangerous. They launder transphobia through faux neutral ādebateā and act like itās intellectual curiosity
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