It was bad enough when Miller started brewing Peroni stateside but Guinness making Extra Stout at the old Rolling Rock factory is really chafing my ass this morning for some reason.

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What if instead we were all taxed more but had free healthcare, free college, universal pre-K, free school lunch, better infrastructure, paid leave policies implemented at the federal level, stronger worker protections, codified rights for minorities, women, LGBT folks, etc. Nah that’d be stupid.

I gotta say, having a girlfriend who is kind, loving, warm, funny, and fun to be around is really cutting into my podcast listening time

Ben Davis saying “that’s a good take” when a guy doesn’t swing at a pitch in the dirt is exactly the analysis I’m looking for when watching a Phillies game

Thought the Sixers having crypto dot com ads on their jerseys was evil but the Knicks’ jerseys appear to be advertising “Abu Dhabi” you win guys

The nerd culture it helped usher in has been devastating for moviegoers’ ability/desire to think critically and engage with art that actually challenges them and has contributed greatly to the rivers of slop we currently have to wade through at the theater and on streaming

Felt a tinge of nostalgia just now for when like 75 of my Facebook friends would post a 96kbps YouTube rip of Jawbreaker’s “Sluttering (May 4)” on this date with the caption “Obligatory.”

(Seeing two behind-the-back passes in a row) I just remembered that basketball is my favorite sport

This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

I grew up in a smoking bar watching my memaw and momma bartend after school. I also lived in Florida well into adulthood where it seemed like indoor smoking was more common than in other places. It fucking sucked!

We’re only one album away from the inevitable St. Anger remaster/reissue and I can’t wait. I hope they make it sound worse.

Firing Rob Thomson won’t fix anything when your baseball team is full of ultra-serious unfun red-assed white guys in their mid-30s.

If the Penguins can throw uppercuts and not get penalized someone on the Flyers should come out with a crossbow

As the only guy stupid enough to get a Punknews-related tattoo: This shit sucks ass man.

Quotes like these are catnip for dumb guys

Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.

That’s fine. I will introduce a Waymo to “u-lock justice.”

Dan McQuade's dad sorts through the 1,200 t-shirts that he left behind:

You do not under any circumstances have to hand it to a sniveling little piss boy like Tucker Carlson for expressing a few milliseconds of relative humanity

Reading Terminal Market kicks ass and if you go the last hour they’re open, all the cookies at Famous 4th Street are a dollar.

"If you’re looking for a sign from God as to whether hanging out with the richest man on Earth is right for you, pay attention when he sends you not one plague, but two." Holy shit Noah Hawley is good (and this very clearly demonstrates that he understands the Alien assignment).

(Watching the Phillies) I can’t believe a bunch of unfun red-assed troop-kissing tryhards are losing again.

Never is a long time but recently a coworker thought I was 27. I’m 41.

Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

Flyers…good?

I know this is not far off from the steak too juicy/lobster too buttery paradigm, but I really do think that sometimes chocolate chip cookies have too many chocolate chips. Cancel me if you must.

hanif abdurraqib good archive.is/OdSoj

this is my most strongly held political belief

I’m in favor of prison abolition with the exception of these guys

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

I have seen one good example of this plate

Like so, SO many things in our greedy, selfish, stupid, pretentious, entitled society, this is case of something meant for the disabled being so grossly abused by everyone for personal convenience that the inevitable backlash will ultimately result in life being harder for disabled people

RIP. I will never forget the police brutalizing him — and then that one cop stopping the other cop from helping him

No relief for anyone in Lebanon. Israel is hammering Beirut so that Bibi can appear independent of Washington to his fanatic murderous base, a base that can only be sated with Arab blood. Hundreds of casualties just in the last 12 hours. Israel is the most dangerously country on earth.

At this point I think the only person who stands a chance of getting through to him is Zohran

Are these fossils actually going to do anything or are they all just posting through it like we are

Unfortunately my senators are Dave McCormick and John Fetterman, so, no

Not specifying which civilization has big Monkey's Paw energy

I know it is small compared to the football stadiums they’ve been playing the past few years but Metallica calling a 10,000 seater “intimate” in this email still got me for some reason

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

Al Jazeera

Not a hard and fast rule for me, but I’ve always thought this is fine to do at bigger shows at arenas or stadiums. Club shows, not so much, but I won’t yuck anyone’s yum over it

is there some reason they dress him as Dracula now

As a guy who buys booze for a living I think I’ve muttered “this’ll go over like a fart in church” to myself roughly 700 times in the past couple years over products like these

Had a great time biking to work this morning for a grand total of zero dollars in gas, tolls, or maintenance 👍