Pete Hegseth dry humps his pillow to old VHS tapes of men's body building competitions....Allegedly.

Thekla is such a believable badass.

Hegseth, Bongino, Trump, Witkoff ,Lutnick etc are perfect examples of why we need DEI to keep white men out of jobs they are far too stupid to do.

Calling that "food" is fake news! 🤢

Ice agents are scumbags perfect for trump's agenda. They're mean, soulless cowards.

Drop something MONSTROUS

Funny how men wouldn't vote for a woman to be president because she'll be "emotional" yet they're cool with cry baby trump wiping out people that say mean things about him 🤦🏿

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Emo bread.

How patriotic is it for an American president to rejoice in declaring war on American cities? Trump is an absolute disgrace to the office and a disgusting human being.

If only a gust of wind would've thrown that motherfucker off that roof and his head split like a pumpkin the day after Halloween

weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him

All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.

Nobody cares what Conan's warm up act has to say.

Schools shouldn’t just prepare kids for the job market. They should prepare them to build a kinder, smarter, more just world.

Trump could've said Elmo, the actual muppet itself without a hand up its butt, was on Epstein island and his maga base would believe him.

The folks that post "protect our daughters" are awfully quiet about the government working to protect pedophiles and rapists of said daughters. I guess they only get alerted when a trans woman wants to go for a swim.

Interesting how quiet the "edgy" comics are who complain about cancel culture while their fellow comedians are actually being cancelled by the president of the United States and not some college kids who didn't buy tickets to their 12am show.

Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip-flops.

We live in a world where a man found liable for sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies can be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. He’s sent the military into the streets of LA. He’s got ICE terrorizing & kidnapping immigrants. He’s about to strip people of their healthcare. Peace? No.

I know what I want for my birthday

Thou shalt admit that the president is a rapist who destroyed the Epstein list to cover up his crimes.

Ted Cruz is as useful as a fork in a soup eating contest.

If you think Elon Musk will penalize her in any way for this violent, racist post on his platform, you haven’t been paying attention. He hates us too. Look how many likes she got. Remember this when they come for anyone with “one drop.” AGAIN.

The Trump administration: We're lying to you. The Trump cult:

We're just a country that protects bigots, abusers, and sexual predators I guess. We even make them president...TWICE 🤦🏿

How we look the next morning seeing what customers did to our store after a major holiday.

How can Charlie Kirk believe in god when he gave him that face? 🤔

Trump is a malignant tumor. He brings nothing but suffering and negativity to the human race. Every damn day something horrible is associated with his name. I don't see how the United States makes it to 2028.

Elon Musk is on drugs? Is water wet?

I know the face of an embezzler when I see one

Dom earned that! #WrestleMania

I love NXT #NXTStandAndDeliver

I'm so tired of hearing people that voted for 47 say "...but I don't support the things he's doing". How the fuck does any of that make sense you dumb truck 🖕🏿

How your people look at you when you work 24/7 and finally have a week off

That's what happens when you keep sticking it in a vacuum cleaner

Sometimes I think about when I was a child and didn't have lower back pain #nostalgia

STOP 👏 USING 👏 THE 👏 PHRASE 👏 LET 👏 THE 👏 CAT 👏 OUTTA 👏 THE 👏 BAG 👏 CATS 👏 LOVE 👏 THE 👏 SHIT 👏 OUTTA 👏 BAGS 👏 I'VE👏 SEEN 👏 A 👏 CAT👏 HANG 👏 OUT👏 IN 👏 A 👏 BAG 👏 FOR👏 THREE👏 DAYS 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 DO 👏 YOUR 👏 DAMN 👏 RESEARCH!

A dozen eggs at my store were 9.49 last week. Raise your hand if you knew Trump wasn't gonna fix this shit 🙋🏿

Pretty sure both of their graves are getting pissed on heavily in the future

Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

It took 20 years but Cena finally is heel again. Wow!! #WWEChamber

Liv Morgan gives every last bit of herself in that ring. There's a reason why WWE depends on her in all of these Royal Rumbles, Elimination Chambers, and more!

It's about to get so violent in these streets. The cruel reality is that lower income neighborhoods will be affected most while these politicians and absurdly rich kingmakers will be sitting nice and comfy watching us kill each other for the scraps. You tell me what's great about that.

If you ever want to see how racist this country is just look at the hateful and disgusting comments aimed at any woman of color in politics especially black women.

This first hour of NXT has been a million times better than the last six hours of Smackdown