RIP Gary Mounfield, Mani, of The Stone Roses. The real ones know. pitchfork.com/news/stone-r...

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In summary.. "Whoopsie, My bad."

Sipping coffee,thinking about how about disheveled oaf with more foundation than Ru Paul yelled at a female reporter "QUIET PIGGY" On camera. Karma Police gonna get his ass

Progressive Allison Renville announces run for South Dakota Governor.

My dad helped beat the Nazis 80 years ago. Let’s do it again. #VeteransDay

Dick-neck Noem

When I find a Thai Iced Coffee in this size, it’s fucking all over for fucking everyone.

While Joyce Carol Oates is correct now, Elon did once post that he loved The Cure, and members of the band decimated him, so he deleted 😅 He would be met with the same response by anyone who isn’t trash like he is.

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

He’s incapable of even feigning sympathy or empathy. He’s probably thinking “get his weak ass out of here.”

Zohran Mamdani looking at all the haters who are struggling to spell his name.

Detroit City Council President Mary Sheffield will become the first woman to be mayor of the city.

Me smiling at Governor Wes Moore smiling at the news that Abigail Spanberger will be the next Governor of Virginia 😸

"I was hit with the onions and mustard. Now I'm dead."

My only fond memories of Dick Cheney are the many times Conan would play O Fortuna whenever Dick appeared.

Definitely Peter Boyle

I kinda don’t want the ballroom destroyed, I want it to be converted to a shrine to Obama, and renamed the Oballroom. 😜

When you’re caught Photoshoplifting. That nejayjay don’t look like that 😹

Had no idea they made a meatless variety of the Blowjob Brothers.

Reason #107 why you ALWAYS do toilet recon before you sit in Florida. Also, no, I have no idea how the frog got in there, as this is a closed lid household. It has been trapped/released outside.

Kat Abughazaleh is running for congress in Illinois. A headline says she’s in the lead, so, of course, she was indicted within 7 hours later. 😑

Goth’s should be wearing Bubblemen costumes at the protests.

The neighbors, who I like, have this in their yard 😸

My mom had an endoscopy yesterday. The recovery room nurse, who called me afterwards, is my next door neighbor AND she has the same first name as my mom. Also, “Hiatal hernia” sounds way too much like h*il h*tler on the phone when there’s background noise, and I was like 😳 she has a what now?

“He’s been inside me”?

Being blue and left in a red state can be hard. When I see a message starting to break through it makes me emotional. Being willing to take a stand in front of your family and neighbors is a big deal in these places. Progress is infuriatingly slow, but I refuse to completely give up on KY.

A maga agitator at our Protest attacked 1 of the protesters, but the organizers needed a name. Remember my post⬇️? I went back to the OG post, looked at new comments, saw a similar guy, found his TikTok, tatts matched, reported him to organizers, and he’s going to have a very bad week. Fafo.

22 arrests. All Maga. Including this armed terrorist with a gun who assaulted a woman. I think we know who the violent ones are. #NoKings

SNL seems to be afraid to touch the NYC Mayoral race, and that debate this week was fodder for comedy gold. Sliwa alone, is a walking “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” candidate.

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

Shout out to blood donors. My mom had to have a transfusion this weekend and I just want to thank the kind folks out there that donate.

Just two chicken jockeys loving America and democracy on #NoKings in Minneapolis MN @indivisible.org @50501movement.bsky.social @indivistwincities.bsky.social

Dumbasses 😹😹😹😹 Looks like they backed down 😹😹😹 We had at least 1000 people there today at one of the Pasco County No Kings locations. Prb way more. I wore a frog hat and green cape, Count Frogula? 🐸🐸🐸🐸

Amerifail Trump trying to buy the Argentina election. Doomed to fail America installed the Shah of Iran fail Ronnie Ray gun tried to shift balance of power in Central America FAIL IRAQ WAR FAIL IRAQ WAR 2- Electric Boogaloo fail Afghan -FAIL We never, ever learn

Florida has its moments 😅

It’s wild that the No Kings protests are getting more coverage by pissy Congress members, who hate the first amendment when it applies to everyone, than the press.

Speaker Mike Johnson gives off Hermey "I want to be a dentist" the elf vibes, if he had an evil twin.

Locking in for oral arguments on the big voting rights case at the Supreme Court. The next two hours or so will be... incredibly bad.

When this guy eventually dies he’s just gonna explode into drunk bats

Have a great Indigenous Peoples' Day 😸

Stephen Miller: "It's a war zone." Portland: "It's a party. You don't recognize it because you've never been invited to one."

The Founder of Antifa is Canadian George Glass. Hope Jan got a good lawyer.

I picked up an “unknown caller” yesterday, and it was my Republican congressman’s office w a message inviting me to a live teletown hall. I joined. He’s an idiot. He did a poll asking press 1 for the gov to open back up, 2 for the “Dems to give healthcare to illegals,” 3 if not sure.