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'Rapture' comes from the Latin 'rapere' meaning "to seize and carry off." 'Raptor' also comes from 'rapere.' We hope neither carries you off today.

The republicon party needs to be absolutely abolished after this, we do not need this level of cowardice that looks the other way while our dicktator shits his pants in front of the entire fucking world. This is unacceptable.

The official response is great as well

this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR

Seaweed based recipe so it doesn't damage their costumes. I got that straight from Sexecutioner!!

Death Metal meets Dear Abby and I fucking love it

American Idiots take note: the EU is recognizing that we have become an unreliable partner not only to the EU but to all three of those countries that Kallas mentions here. To dumb it down for MAGAs; Brazil, Mexico and India are looking to replace the US with the EU because of you assholes.

Look I'm not the man to do this but if somebody isn't making a supercut of Rapturetok influencers realizing they have to remain on this dogshit planet right now then I don't even know why I have a computer anymore.

So many of you have this “Neville Chamberlain is to blame for Hitler” energy now. No. Hitler is to blame for Hitler, Chamberlain is to blame for appeasement and failing to effectively confront Hitler. Hitler is still the bad guy. Use your energy against the heavy threat or log off

I feel like it’s not acceptable for ICEholes to be taking hostages. Perhaps we should do that to them. ICE are animals, they should be abolished and every employee of ICE deported after losing their citizenship, we don’t need Nazi collaborators here

For anyone concerned there may be something to the Tylenol-autism BS, I present:

Voters in southwest Arizona are highly likely to elect a new Democratic House member in a special election today. That would-be lawmaker plans to become the 218th and clinching supporter of a bipartisan effort to force public disclosure of federal investigative files related to Jeffrey Epstein.

Close enough

BREAKING: In place of Jimmy Kimmel’s return, Sinclair and Nexstar will broadcast 90 minutes of Ezra Klein criticizing you for not reading “The Bell Curve”

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One of the most disgustingly accurate portrayals of MAGA ever captured on film!

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Yeah. So am I. Most of those states are Confederate states. Reconstruction was never completed and the aristocratic douchbags that ran the Confederacy just came back to rule the south like Boss Hog

Add this dozen to the 800+ unaccounted for from the closure of Alligator Auschwitz, and it starts sounding like Noem and Lewandowski are having a romantic relationship that involves mass murder and deprivation of basic rights and humane treatment for hundreds of thousands of people.

This is the FDA admitting everything RFK Jr and trumpy said about Tylenol is known to them to be a lie. This is evidence of fraud by the president and hhs secretary.

You know, everyone who has willingly identified as a republicon over the last 40 years should be absolutely humiliated at the public demonstration of how hollow their “beliefs” were. Trickle down was a grift. Evangelical activism is a grift. Small government conservatism was a lie. GQP traitors.

People trying to compare wanting to cancel religion for its penchant to inaugurate and support extremism and despotism to people wanting to cancel art because a lot of art is just not very good are telling you they don’t know how comparisons work

Surely THIS round of pointless (insert dem you’d rather be mad at than actual Nazis here) blaming will free us all!

Christian Nationalism sure seems to hate Christians

Kamala Harris: "It feels chaotic, but what I would offer you is what we are witnessing is the swift implementation of a plan that was decades in the making. Project 2025 didn't just drop out of thin air. That's a product of decades of work. Federalist Society, Heritage Foundation ... "

Kingston, NY. YES - The US has a horrific history but the judicial branch was always the light.

Of course, one of the most immoral things in the universe is claiming the sins of the father pass to the son. But... www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...

Historians and citizens who say they are concerned about the Trump administration's pressure on the Smithsonian are working to document exhibits, as they exist today, throughout the museum network.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Goebbles or Miller?

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

so Tylenol supposedly causes autism, but so does MMR, despite autism predating either of them – how could this be? negativity bias! this is why when ppl consider something to be "bad" they can invent hundreds of causes w/little evidence & ppl will believe it... juliaserano.medium.com/what-covid-l...

Tyleonol's parent company -- Kenvue, which spun off from J&J in 2023 -- has lost a quarter of its value (about $9 billion) in the past six months since RFK Jr began attacking Tylenol as the cause of autism. Is $9 billion enough to make a company actually do something or nah?

Thanks John Oliver

This you, JD?

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doomers: there’s not going to be elections in America ever again me: if they can’t even cancel an entertainer due to popular pushback what the fuck makes you think they can cancel elections

For the record, every uniformed military enlisted or officer that has participated in these flights has violated their oath of office and the Posse Cometatus Act. They should be tried and dishonorably discharged for their cowardice and willingness to betray their country for a dicktator

Insiders spill behind-the-scenes horror stories about Kristi Noem's DHS

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

On this historic National Tylenol Causes Autism Day, the "RFK Jr makes some good points" people have been officially upgraded from assholes to extra-strength assholes.