Finish the following sentence: My name is ______ and I'm the _______ of the Magic the Gathering community. Example: My name is Mike and I'm the Punching Bag of the Magic the Gathering community. Attack me, but be nicer to the rest of our community.

TRIGGER WARNING: This week's brand new episode of Elder Dragon Hijinks has SO MANY lifegain triggers! 🐐 @amytheamazonian.bsky.social on Bre 🐼 @aliasv.bsky.social on Hei Bai 🙏 @goberthicks.bsky.social on Orah 🔥 @timmeh.darkness429.com on Ashling Watch the episode here: youtu.be/many-rglSKQ

I will talk about both of these crazy games for a LONG time.

Come watch me get roughed up through my technical difficulties!!

-New challenger approaches -New poster to promote EDH streams -NOW HOSTING GAMES OVER ON @girudo.bsky.social A new era for Casual Sunday Commander kicks things off with a stream tonight! Featuring: MountainMage - @mountainmagesigs.com Caldy - Not on (BSky) Pfunkymike - @pfunkymike.bsky.social

Death penalty.

Come join us for Commander with @jenfilthymtgcasual.bsky.social @donifmtgc.bsky.social and Phil (and Hugo) for some regularly scheduled cardboard games! Live now twitch.tv/tappytoeclaws 👈

Teaming up with my incredible sponsor @gamegenic.com to do a HUGE Lorwyn Eclipsed Giveaway! To be in for a chance to win, you must be following Gamegenic and myself - and retweet this post! A winner will be announced this time next week! Check out Instagram for a second entry chance. #sponsored

Secret Lair still working as intended.

Yeah, this seems normal.

USA Today article just dropped! This is HUGE!!! www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

Found out that I have 2 weeks to find another temp home for my 2 dogs or they get surrendered. How is your day going?

The only reason I still breathe. Much more loyal and loving than some wives, apparently.

This makes me sad

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Secret Lair stumbling as usual

If I have to sell a fucking kidney, I WILL be at SCG Con Atlanta in January.

Giveaway!🥳 Sometimes, something small is all it takes to reignite someone's passion for Magic. So let's giveaway 25 R/P/S sets. Hopefully, it will get you excited to play again.🥰 To enter: 🌟Repost 🌟Follow I will ship to international winners.🌍

Has anyone checked on JD Vance since his 2 daddies are fighting? #TACO

It might be because 40 was amazing, but WM41 has been mediocre at best. What a sad night 2 maim event. 4 out of 10, would not recommend.

Thanks to Wizards of the Coast, we've got Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander gameplay for you EARLY! We've taken the Tarkir: Dragonstorm precons and upgraded them with flavorful clan upgrades from previous Tarkir sets and mentions. Watch this week's episode here: youtu.be/XpJ0bONvPQc

Don't worry @khill.bsky.social'a deck is Monogreen it's Totally Chill feat @theasianavenger.bsky.social Big green monsters, tons of artifacts, and an anime revenge arc are all a part of our latest episode. LIVE: youtu.be/6CQfUit56es

IF YOU WANT TO WIN THE PRECONS WE PLAYED, REPOST THIS POST! We're giving them away inside a @gamegenic.com CARDS LAIR PRO 1000+ CONVERTIBLE! We'll pick a winner on Monday, March 31 at 12pm CT. Must follow us and @gamegenic.com to qualify.

Sunday Scaries got you down? Honestly same. Let’s channel that energy into something different and give away a box of Innistrad Remastered! It’s perfect for spooky times. ✨TO WIN✨ •like/share this post •follow me •tag one person that you think would like to enter! Winner drawn 3/23 xPosted to IG

I will never take apart my Queza deck! What is a deck you’ll keep together and updating forever?

@profanity.accountant I'm sure it'll be embarrassingly low

So, um, Elimination Chamber happened. The soul thing was, and is, weird. Cena turning heel for like a month in 2025 is a choice as well.

Best $20 I ever spent

If @goberthicks.bsky.social isn't cast as Liliana, we riot!

Got some unexpected gifts from @bmkibler.bsky.social and @goberthicks.bsky.social in celebration of Commander at Home. Don't be too jealous of the @covertgoblue.bsky.social playmat either.....

Story checks out.....

I broke my promise and picked up 3 Collector and 5 Play Boosters today of Innistrad Remastered for $130. Pulled $46 worth of cards. This is why I make these promises.

I need a Spelltable group for some Commander!

So ...... I live in the Florida panhandle. CliMatE ChAngE iSn'T reAl

Tf did i wind up on a magat list? Fuck that tangerine moron

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Hey, Magic players: What's a movie title that describes your playstyle?

Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then....

Car got repossessed, so I've got that going for me. Woo-hoo 2025

Happy New Year

Tf is Shaboozey?

2024 Achievements: ✅️ Did not self-delete* *(2024 has not ended yet)

Gonna start 2025 by begging family for help paying rent because of Christmas. Reason 13 is gonna be a low bar

if by some miracle i could get 23 youtube subs before the end of 2024 i would be very happy… 🥺

To those with family, friends, and the means to celebrate, Merry Christmas.

Regence BlueCross BlueShield of Utah @regenceutah.bsky.social is still denying coverage for a life-saving oncologist-prescribed FDA-approved cancer drug, Perjeta, for my wife Raven's breast cancer treatment. And I will post about it every single day until it is covered. Every. Single. Day.

Happy Holidays! It’s a Bluesky giveaway! 🎄✨ I’m giving away this collector box of Assassins Creed! To enter: 🔴 Like & Repost 🔴 Comment your favorite MTG memory 🔴 Tag someone who you appreciate I’ll randomly choose someone a week from today! Courtesy of jzahler! 💙