You know what pisses me off about drake vs Kendrick? That nobody talked about drake's shit posture. Do you see how he stands, walks and sits? It's embarrassing!! He's a goblin

So people liked "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" AND NOT JOKER 2? WHAT WORLD AM I LIVING IN??? the nostalgia effect really got you on this one.

Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie because of the setting. It's a Christmas movie because it has The Christmas Plot: A man who is neglecting his family to focus on work learns What Really Matters through an improbable crisis around the holidays and rededicates himself to his wife and kids

me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right

What if I do not want a new year? Why can't I have a gently used one? A floor model? A scratch and dent, hmm?

Does anyone learning Chinese want to chat? I'm a newbie but I want to start practicing #learningchinese #chinese

yoon can try to close korea off but it’s too late. we already have their fried chicken recipes, and we are going to fuse it with other stuff

Honey on pork steak? This is the best day of my life I'm gonna let this give me diabetes

My first thought in the morning...WTH? And...I must pee!

If you’re eating something in a hospital and anything falls to the floor, there’s no 5-second rule… it’s gone, man

UMINEKO

Not lego set, beautiful boys made by me and my bf (I made the elf he made the snowman)

Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate

where can I live like im in stardew valley but irl but I don’t wanna be the farmer I wanna be the goth basement kid or the wizard perhaps

BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!

She was so effing smalllllll 😠😠😠 be small again

I WISH I was the type of person who drinks hot chocolate during the winter but that shit makes me vomit HOW DO YOU DO IT

"I love my eternal youth, and exploring my self-indulgent sensualism!" Meanwhile, the painting in my house:

“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales

Serious baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.

arcane s2 drinking game: take a shot every time there's a music video, take two if it happens before the opening

Good morning

Playing Rhythm Heaven on my bf's Nintendo and I got superb on the love lab 💓