Sarah Burney
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Dig up, stupid
I simply cannot believe that MIAMI of all teams would commit multiple very stupid and costly penalties!!!
4 days ago
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No cheating, reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet(s) Malicious compliance with the dog-hair-blanket rule
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22 days ago
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My kid wanted to write "Christmas" on this picture so he'd remember when he took it but accidentally started a sports blogging career
30 days ago
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Stevie Nicks' Bella Donna is a Christmas album if you listen to it on Christmas π€·ββοΈ
30 days ago
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Nobody looks confused like a Harbaugh
about 1 month ago
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vinnie
about 2 months ago
they should invent a headache that feels good
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FINALLY time to stop being disappointed by Carolina football and start getting disappointed by Carolina basketball again
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about 2 months ago
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Today I took my kid to a park and was waiting at the bottom of a slide when another kid popped out, stood up and said with palpable disdain in his voice "This is NOTHING like Key West."
2 months ago
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Just washed a Goody's powder down with Diet Sun Drop no one has ever been more ready for a
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3 months ago
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Cc: Bubba Cunningham
5 months ago
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Time to stop being disappointed by Atlanta baseball and start getting disappointed by Carolina football again
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5 months ago
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Good riddance to August, the worst month: -Hot -Long (33-34 days?) -No office-closed holidays -Hot
over 2 years ago
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Holly Anderson π
7 months ago
Carolina crowd, mind sharing this around? If anybody is willing to adopt or foster this sweet boy, Iβll help arrange transportation or bring him to you myself π
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I looked at some books on a table in a bookstore next to Amy Sedaris
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7 months ago
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
8 months ago
Aren't the Police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?
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The Stars have some real Bobson Dugnutt-ass names on the roster
8 months ago
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Steph Curry: "He could do anything! (complimentary)" Draymond: "He could do anything! (derogatory)"
9 months ago
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bobby
10 months ago
happy confederate surrender day to all
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Protato
10 months ago
Happy Trans Day of Visibility
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Time to stop being disappointed by Carolina basketball and start being disappointed by Atlanta baseball again
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10 months ago
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Patrick Monahan
11 months ago
Was a good idea to do this before, seems like a really good idea to do it now
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How to Freeze Your Credit - NerdWallet
A credit freeze helps prevent identity theft and fraud. Contact each of the three major credit bureaus to freeze or unfreeze your credit files for free.
https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/finance/how-to-freeze-credit
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Poirot: As you can see, my friend Hastings is God's perfect idiot. Hastings, in his journal: Today M. Poirot called me perfect, and he was right
about 1 year ago
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manny
about 1 year ago
Now that it is tax season I remind everyone: DO NOT USE TURBOTAX. THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES. Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here:
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IRS Free File: Do your taxes for free | Internal Revenue Service
Prepare and file your federal income tax return online for free. File at an IRS partner site with the IRS Free File Program or use Free File Fillable Forms. It's safe, easy and no cost to you.
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"Β‘ApΓ‘rtense vacas, que la vida es corta!" Good advice for cows and non-cows alike π―
about 1 year ago
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Kath Barbadoro
about 1 year ago
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
about 1 year ago
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Look at this card we got from the place we board our dog, shit is grim
about 1 year ago
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Today's weird Lidl find
about 1 year ago
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Birds Are Dinosaurs
about 1 year ago
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
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Time to stop being disappointed by Carolina football and start being disappointed by Carolina basketball again
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about 1 year ago
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It's getting cold so it's just about time to read a bunch of books about Mountain Problems again
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about 1 year ago
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I, barely, post
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about 1 year ago
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Oh no I forgot to QT this at the start of football season. Rest assured I am very disappointed in Carolina football.
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about 1 year ago
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I got a perfect score on the audit part of the CPA exam. Aware that this is on the sad end of flexes.
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over 1 year ago
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
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over 1 year ago
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Ma'am what are you doing
over 1 year ago
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Jason Kirk
over 1 year ago
Have we done this one yet
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Jason, ex Inferis
over 1 year ago
Every album from The Decemberists
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This is a word!!
over 1 year ago
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Trying to help my son build a cave out of cushions and feeling a newfound empathy for any contractor who has ever had to execute directions from me on a home project
almost 2 years ago
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A vendor reveal party where you show off your new hot dog cart
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almost 2 years ago
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Time to stop getting disappointed by Carolina basketball and start getting disappointed by Atlanta baseball instead
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almost 2 years ago
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Will Ladislaw you get your country ass in here I know you ain't taking those children on an excursion at nutting-time π
almost 2 years ago
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muscular baby jeb lund
almost 2 years ago
a house that runs out of paper towels, chicken nuggets and toilet paper at the same time is said to be in "costco equilibrium"
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π Caleb Garth, looking at a carton of eggs: LOOK HOW MANY CHICKENS I HAVE
almost 2 years ago
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ACC refs notice when a player is standing out of bounds with the ball challenge level: impossible
almost 2 years ago
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Me: I am very sophisticated because I am reading Victorian Literature π. Victorian Literature: this guy's name is Hackbutt Me: lol
almost 2 years ago
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George Finch, 1922: Hey guys, I have this oxygen tank thing I've been fiddling with, lets practice with it so we don't die on Everest. Everyone else on the expedition: FUCK this man, he is smelly and I hate him with my LIFE
almost 2 years ago
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COCONUTS have WATER in them
almost 2 years ago
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Onion Inc Union
about 2 years ago
There are 28 days left until our contract expires. ReSkeet to let G/O Media know you support The Onion Union and its right to a fair contract! ββ
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