Sarah Burney
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Dig up, stupid
RUN RULE LOL
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Commemorating 138 years of what UNC football's Wikipedia page describes as "intermittent success"
13 days ago
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat
14 days ago
🚨NC followers🚨
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
15 days ago
🎶this is how legends are made🎶
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Imagining Kevin Harlan saying "And Pizzaballa delivers the blessing FROM DOWNTOWN!!!" and smiling quietly to myself
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about 1 month ago
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Slightly longer gap than usual between stopping being disappointed in Carolina basketball and getting disappointed in Atlanta baseball but I'll manage I suppose
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about 1 month ago
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Well is it 3 U's or 5 then?
about 2 months ago
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Watching Home Alone, I'm reminded once again that there should have been a special Oscar in 2000 for the wiggly-leg walk that Catherine O'Hara does at the end of Best In Show
over 5 years ago
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I simply cannot believe that MIAMI of all teams would commit multiple very stupid and costly penalties!!!
3 months ago
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No cheating, reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet(s) Malicious compliance with the dog-hair-blanket rule
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4 months ago
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My kid wanted to write "Christmas" on this picture so he'd remember when he took it but accidentally started a sports blogging career
4 months ago
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Stevie Nicks' Bella Donna is a Christmas album if you listen to it on Christmas 🤷♀️
4 months ago
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Nobody looks confused like a Harbaugh
4 months ago
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illumi
5 months ago
they should invent a headache that feels good
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FINALLY time to stop being disappointed by Carolina football and start getting disappointed by Carolina basketball again
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5 months ago
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Today I took my kid to a park and was waiting at the bottom of a slide when another kid popped out, stood up and said with palpable disdain in his voice "This is NOTHING like Key West."
5 months ago
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Just washed a Goody's powder down with Diet Sun Drop no one has ever been more ready for a
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
live show
6 months ago
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Cc: Bubba Cunningham
8 months ago
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Time to stop being disappointed by Atlanta baseball and start getting disappointed by Carolina football again
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8 months ago
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Good riddance to August, the worst month: -Hot -Long (33-34 days?) -No office-closed holidays -Hot
over 2 years ago
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Holly Anderson 🍇
10 months ago
Carolina crowd, mind sharing this around? If anybody is willing to adopt or foster this sweet boy, I’ll help arrange transportation or bring him to you myself 💞
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I looked at some books on a table in a bookstore next to Amy Sedaris
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11 months ago
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
11 months ago
Aren't the Police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?
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The Stars have some real Bobson Dugnutt-ass names on the roster
12 months ago
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Steph Curry: "He could do anything! (complimentary)" Draymond: "He could do anything! (derogatory)"
12 months ago
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bobby
about 1 year ago
happy confederate surrender day to all
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Protato
about 1 year ago
Happy Trans Day of Visibility
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Time to stop being disappointed by Carolina basketball and start being disappointed by Atlanta baseball again
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about 1 year ago
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Patrick Monahan
about 1 year ago
Was a good idea to do this before, seems like a really good idea to do it now
www.nerdwallet.com/article/fina...
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How to Freeze Your Credit - NerdWallet
A credit freeze helps prevent identity theft and fraud. Contact each of the three major credit bureaus to freeze or unfreeze your credit files for free.
https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/finance/how-to-freeze-credit
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Poirot: As you can see, my friend Hastings is God's perfect idiot. Hastings, in his journal: Today M. Poirot called me perfect, and he was right
over 1 year ago
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manny 🔜 FWA
over 1 year ago
Now that it is tax season I remind everyone: DO NOT USE TURBOTAX. THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES. Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here:
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IRS Free File: Do your taxes for free | Internal Revenue Service
Prepare and file your federal income tax return online for free. File at an IRS partner site with the IRS Free File Program or use Free File Fillable Forms. It's safe, easy and no cost to you.
https://www.irs.gov/filing/irs-free-file-do-your-taxes-for-free
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"¡Apártense vacas, que la vida es corta!" Good advice for cows and non-cows alike 💯
over 1 year ago
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Kath Barbadoro
over 1 year ago
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
over 1 year ago
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Look at this card we got from the place we board our dog, shit is grim
over 1 year ago
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Today's weird Lidl find
over 1 year ago
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Birds Are Dinosaurs
over 1 year ago
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
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Time to stop being disappointed by Carolina football and start being disappointed by Carolina basketball again
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over 1 year ago
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It's getting cold so it's just about time to read a bunch of books about Mountain Problems again
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over 1 year ago
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I, barely, post
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over 1 year ago
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Oh no I forgot to QT this at the start of football season. Rest assured I am very disappointed in Carolina football.
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over 1 year ago
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I got a perfect score on the audit part of the CPA exam. Aware that this is on the sad end of flexes.
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over 1 year ago
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
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over 1 year ago
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Ma'am what are you doing
almost 2 years ago
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Jason Kirk
almost 2 years ago
Have we done this one yet
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Jason, ex Inferis
almost 2 years ago
Every album from The Decemberists
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This is a word!!
almost 2 years ago
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Trying to help my son build a cave out of cushions and feeling a newfound empathy for any contractor who has ever had to execute directions from me on a home project
about 2 years ago
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A vendor reveal party where you show off your new hot dog cart
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about 2 years ago
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Time to stop getting disappointed by Carolina basketball and start getting disappointed by Atlanta baseball instead
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about 2 years ago
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