When Trump won I didn't necessarily imagine this headline *specifically* but I did imagine that the headlines would look something like this

One side is like “can we disenfranchise all the Black voters by this weekend” and the other is like gotta follow the rules that govern the rules that control the rulebook

@jasonrbarry.com that was a crazy ending to a crazy game. Martyr stabbed ya in the back. Gg!

Perfect

The Blues Brothers (1980) 🎬💙 Directed by John Landis

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/

AOC: “ICE has less accountability than virtually any law enforcement agency in the U.S. — yet are some of the most well funded, operating with impunity & we just saw them murder an American citizen in cold blood — I hope this is prosecuted to the full extent of the law. The agency must be reined in”

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Our first ever match! Close one. Gg! @jasonrbarry.com This new dragon card is crazy-pants.

Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window https://theonion.com/publishers-break-down-door-as-george-r-r-martin-escapes-through-bathroom-window/

Oh snap

Cartoon by Clay Bennett | Tribune Content Agency

TACO is cashing in on a many years‑old Kremlin idea that the U.S. could be “given” Caracas in exchange for looking the other way on Ukraine. 🤬🤬🤬

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

The widespread normalization of gambling through sports betting apps and prediction markets is intensely nihilistic and disturbing.

I’ve won 4 infinite borders this month with my weird/awesome Jocasta deck. (I hadn’t won infinite conquest in almost a year!) #marvelsnap

Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/

I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

Hit infinite in a week with this fun Move deck. Feels like a turbo-charged version of the old Silky Smooth style deck. Spider Punk was originally in the Red Guardian slot, but felt like like I needed RG to get through the rank 90s. #marvelsnap

Just to review, in the last week the President of the United States: - Refused to condemn the rise of Neo-Nazis in his party - Tried to block the release of further evidence he sexually abused children - Encouraged the execution of Congressional Democrats Those are just factual statements.

Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game. The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.

Imagine warning people from a city with paved roads and funded schools and sidewalks and hospitals and corner delis to not come to Missouri 😂

A federal judge ruled that the Trump administration is still temporarily barred from deploying National Guard troops to Portland, Oregon, for at least another five days while she reviews the case and signaled that her final ruling may extend the restriction indefinitely. Thank you, Judge Immergut!

#BlueJays Win! 🇨🇦 LAD 4, TOR 11 FINAL Maybe there is hope overcoming evil in America? 🤔 🇺🇸 #WorldSeries #BlueJays #BeatLA .

The Blue Jays are DISMANTLING the Dodgers and I’m here for it. 🇨🇦

#A_NewHope ✊

Portland, Oregon is #72 in violent crime, according to the FBI’s National Incident-based Reporting System (2024). NUMBER SEVENTY-TWO‼️

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

Same. #AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

Judge Immergut, a Trump appointee, said in the Sunday night hearing that her Saturday order—which barred Trump’s deployment of the Oregon National Guard to Portland—applied to troops from any state. That includes Texas. www.wweek.com/news/city/20...

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

I love Portland

War-ravaged Portland

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival 📍Portland, Oregon 🇺🇲

If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.

One simple thing to greatly improve Conquest mode in #MarvelSnap: A banned list. And Hela is ban target #1. Absolute game-ruining OP crap card. Winning at conquest is not just about skill, it’s about not being paired up against Hela and her insane skill-less massive turn 6s.

"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."

Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.