Walked into a Spirit Halloween and how is it the same energy as Trader Joe's

Never letting go of my "Bob Dylan really did meet the devil at the crossroads and sold his soul and now the devil won't let him die" theory

Remember when BMW forced owners to subscribe to heated seats?

Scott Bessent trying to spend the Argentine pesos he bought in 2026:

just watched a dozen people ask microsoft copilot experts their most pressing questions and those questions were 90% “how do i turn it off?” and “when i turn it off, is it really off or is it spying on me?”

New theory of politics where everyone on the internet doesn't realize they're interacting with memes made by and for 16 olds. Everyone on the internet has been re-socialized into high school.

Fucking priceless.

They see you when you're sleeping (anywhere within the ten provinces/three territories)

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It’s happened again

I write literally thousands of words every week. But I was also a professor, and I have never been a fan of saying "well, people use words the way they want, and language is a living thing," and all that horseshit. Words mean things. Clarity in expression produces clarity in thought.

"Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet but with twerking

People in the industry say we are mismanaging growth opportunities by underleveraging data and analytics, to which we say, "What does that mean?"

It's too late, hippies, you're as full of microplastics as the rest of us! There's nothing you can do about it!

it’s never a good sign when a software developer starts talking about human nature

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I'm gonna getcha

Badass

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Maybe they think that’s what Underground Railroad means

Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.

Samurai swords would have been cooler

(solemnly) You've had mail.

Episcopalians are the redditors of christianity

In a way, aren't we all Dutch cargo ship 'Minervagracth'?

Just got three posts liked by this... And I'm concerned that an AI slop account can have 28k followers, many of whom also seem to be AI/bot accounts...

The lion doesn’t concern himself with the number of times he had the Trader Joe’s frozen butter chicken this week

What if 5G really is cooking everyone's brains

What are the odds the Portland thing devolves into a big homeless sweep and not much else

What makes America great is that the First Amendment allows you to hold absurd opinions such as "this twee, sugary, clap-stomp cover is better than a near-perfect folk classic which is haunting, poignant, and much more deeply emotional."

Big Bird Surge

Ain't no loneliness epidemic. It's a wackness epidemic. You niggas suck.

2/ In 2001, Borsook said tech "libertarianism" reflected an adolescent mindset, with a craving for unchecked independence & resistance to constraint. She warned that tech libertarians wanted an anti-human world that worked more like a computer. From "Cyberselfish," a book based on her 90s writing:

I'm being completely serious when I say that I never found Louis CK funny. He was the final boss of "Performative Male" right up until his noncon exhibition kink was revealed.

CHOTINER: Just once I wanted someone to interview *me* DOCTOR: Oh I know just the person, the interviewer Issac Chotiner is in town, I have his phone number right here CHOTINER: (sobbing) but doctor, I *am* Chotiner

There's a clue here, sergeant - the killer has clearly been influenced by the philosopher Plato *uses tweezers to pick up a piece of paper on the ground that says PLATO on it*

Anybody else miss this? www.vice.com/en/article/r...

Beavers once again stunting on us all

Apparently I can’t go with everyone else tomorrow because Rapture is not covered by my current afterlife provider. I thought the Affordable Care Act fixed this?

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

Renaming autism to “fetal Tylenol syndrome”

Rapture on Tuesday folks get your bags packed

Mike leach folding chairs after they blow their lead 😂😂😂

There seems to be a misunderstanding about Meta's "Dazed and Confused" policy

The stationary ending up in the Smithsonian one day

You may not want to hear this but Ye is actually the shadow president and has been making decisions this whole time.

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